SimoneLisbon
Starving Artist
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2010
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banned for knowing full well that i would relish the chance!!!
Banned for PDAs...Why? Why? Must the world see you lovin' on yourself so much?
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banned for knowing full well that i would relish the chance!!!
Banned for not loving yourself enough. Your body needs you to show it some love.Banned for PDAs...Why? Why? Must the world see you lovin' on yourself so much?
Banned for not loving yourself enough. Your body needs you to show it some love.
Banned for displaying tongue with no intention of using it.
Banned for not singing a lullaby... and me on my way to bed
Banned for not asking us if we would like to join her in bed.Banned for not singing a lullaby... and me on my way to bed
Banned for not asking us if we would like to join her in bed.
Banned for skipping along on those long legs without a care in the world while singing an operatic version of 'Gin & Juice'...
Banned for being a pushy cat.
Banned for making me grin.
Banned for being a sourpussBanned for grinning at a bad pun from the Clitator...
Banned for being a sourpuss
Banned for being a sourpuss
Banned for being a cat-holic*snicker*...how long have you been holding onto these dear?
Banned for stockpiling bad puns just in case the Clitator needed a reason to ban me...
Banned for being a cat-holic
You think those were the only 'bad' puns I could come up with? Ha!
Banned for just not understanding the relationship I have with my pussy...I adore my pussy, play with her everyday...I it when my pussy is very, very happy...She purrs...gets wet...mmm...warm wet pussy...wait, what was I saying?
Banned for just not understanding the relationship I have with my pussy...I adore my pussy, play with her everyday...I it when my pussy is very, very happy...She purrs...gets wet...mmm...warm wet pussy...wait, what was I saying?
Banned for being such a devoted puss-byterian.Banned for just not understanding the relationship I have with my pussy...I adore my pussy, play with her everyday...I it when my pussy is very, very happy...She purrs...gets wet...mmm...warm wet pussy...wait, what was I saying?
Banned for being such a devoted puss-byterian.
Another bad pun – just for you.
banned for making me grin like an idiot!
Banned for making me squirmy before work!
Banned because I can.
Banned for stealing Simone's batteries. Do you see what you've done to her? Do you?
Banned for trying to do outdo 4V!
Banned for not taking a day off for her pussy. Don't you know she needs you?
Banned for stealing Simone's batteries. Do you see what you've done to her? Do you?
Banned for thinking my pussy needs batteries and for making me giggle and for being a Clitator...Oh you're just banned for pussy-punning fun...
Banned 'cos your not close enough for me to hug you to bits!
Banned for wanting to sentence SL to death by hugging.