Colonel Hogan
Madness
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Background music. I walk around all day and there's never any orchestra following me and letting the world know my every little mood change.
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Background music. I walk around all day and there's never any orchestra following me and letting the world know my every little mood change.
That's because you don't rate. Either that or you don't carry around an MP3 player and speakers in your backpack. Trust me people get a little freaked out when you walk into the room and your theme song kicks in.
You look like you'd leap out of your pants if someone popped a balloon near you, how can I trust you calmly walk away from explosions? Look I promise I'll invite you when we I I find myself forced to choose between visiting Silent Hill or Raccoon City. I figure your sufficiently unique that if I dedicate myself to getting you through so you can draw Minerva Mink dressed at Jessica Rabbit that my chances go from zero to 47.893%
When it comes to action movies, the entire movie Ultraviolet is the pinnacle of unrealism.To be fair most action movies are never intended to be the least bit realistic. A realistic action movie would be about 10 minutes long. Much like a realistic haunted house movie.
Martial arts movies exaggerate what martial arts techniques can do. This is dangerous because a teenage boy with one or two years of lessons may think that he can beat an entire street gang.
System administrators without facial acne.
Hackers that live tense, dangerous lives and break into systems with a few keystrokes. In real life they start a program and then watch a movie and eat some pizza and maybe take a nap while it works.
I also like some of the sounds and graphics that they put on the hacker's computer screen. Like you're fighting digital monsters to get past the e-gate to the info you need.
No one ever locks their car
And there's always some sort of timer because the programmers apparently thought ahead and put one in just so the hackers would feel rushed.
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Movies where the bad guys take on the hero one by one instead of rushing him together. Seagal movies come to mind.
Women dying in the hospital of some horrible disease with full makeup and perfect hair.
Women sitting in a corner during a fight looking terrified. "Pick something up and brain someone!"