BlueSugar
Faceted Sensualist
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2003
- Posts
- 7,608
Dear Citris County,
You fucking suck for being huge cocksuckers and not looking into which fucking redneck employeed to you didn't file the right paperwork to put an innocent loving caring person close to my heart, who can't afford a goddamned lawyer- in jail without reviewing the file so that you can see he isn't a fucking flight risk. I swear to god you will feel my wrath and fury if you keep him in florida away from his life in new york. And please stop charging me $86 for every 6 collect phone calls.
I hate you.
You're a douchebag,
blue
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Dear My Body,
Why did I have a miscarriage? No doctor can figure it out, I'd appreciate if you told me so I don't hate myself for the rest of my life. I'm having trouble moving on, please help me see the light.
Hurting and confused,
blue
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Dear Grevious Mistake College,
Please let me graduate, I don't need something else on my mind right now. Please let one thing come easy. I'd really appreciate it. I know that 19 credits and a 3.15 is tough, but I promise to pay my loans on time if you let me graduate so I can have a full time job.
In debt to you enough,
blue
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Dear My Brother's Wife,
I hate you. I have always hated you. You're a cunt for lieing to us for three years. Stop stealing medication from us, grow a set, and move on with your life. You've hurt us enough. Please leave without a fight, you already lied and stole from my brother and family enough that he can't get on his own feet to start over unscathed.
I tried to accept you,
blue
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Dear The Nor-easter headed my way,
Please drop a shit-ton of snow so classes are canceled. I need a personal day.
Crossing my fingers,
blue
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Dear Landlord,
Stop rasing my rent. My class schedule in my last semester is too demanding to keep a job. I can't afford another raise if property taxes go up for you. Please leave me alone till may so I can move out on your stingy ass.
Get off my back,
blue
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Dear Room Mate,
I'm sorry your mother has cancer. But that is no excuse to not do the dishes ever, never take out the garbage, never pick up the mail, and play WoW all fucking day. Yes, I know nursing school is difficult, but, please help me every now and then.
I'm not your wife, maid or keeper,
blue
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Dear Vondage,
Please magically work in my town sometime soon. I find it retarded to pay $30 to only make local calls in my town using verizon. I'd really like to switch to your service so I get caller ID, call waiting and long distace services for the same price.
Waiting,
blue
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Dear Lotto,
I swear I'll give half to charity, cancer research, etc..., I don't care what the amount is. I need a little help.
Your Faithful Player,
blue
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Dear Lit,
Write as many or as few Dear X's, as you want... I've seen this done on other sites. Much like a blurt thread. But with a bit more structure. No need to answer other peoples unless they write to you I guess. This is more of a 'venting' thing.
Thanks for letting me vent.
Have fun,
blue
You fucking suck for being huge cocksuckers and not looking into which fucking redneck employeed to you didn't file the right paperwork to put an innocent loving caring person close to my heart, who can't afford a goddamned lawyer- in jail without reviewing the file so that you can see he isn't a fucking flight risk. I swear to god you will feel my wrath and fury if you keep him in florida away from his life in new york. And please stop charging me $86 for every 6 collect phone calls.
I hate you.
You're a douchebag,
blue
------
Dear My Body,
Why did I have a miscarriage? No doctor can figure it out, I'd appreciate if you told me so I don't hate myself for the rest of my life. I'm having trouble moving on, please help me see the light.
Hurting and confused,
blue
------
Dear Grevious Mistake College,
Please let me graduate, I don't need something else on my mind right now. Please let one thing come easy. I'd really appreciate it. I know that 19 credits and a 3.15 is tough, but I promise to pay my loans on time if you let me graduate so I can have a full time job.
In debt to you enough,
blue
-----
Dear My Brother's Wife,
I hate you. I have always hated you. You're a cunt for lieing to us for three years. Stop stealing medication from us, grow a set, and move on with your life. You've hurt us enough. Please leave without a fight, you already lied and stole from my brother and family enough that he can't get on his own feet to start over unscathed.
I tried to accept you,
blue
----
Dear The Nor-easter headed my way,
Please drop a shit-ton of snow so classes are canceled. I need a personal day.
Crossing my fingers,
blue
----
Dear Landlord,
Stop rasing my rent. My class schedule in my last semester is too demanding to keep a job. I can't afford another raise if property taxes go up for you. Please leave me alone till may so I can move out on your stingy ass.
Get off my back,
blue
--------
Dear Room Mate,
I'm sorry your mother has cancer. But that is no excuse to not do the dishes ever, never take out the garbage, never pick up the mail, and play WoW all fucking day. Yes, I know nursing school is difficult, but, please help me every now and then.
I'm not your wife, maid or keeper,
blue
---------
Dear Vondage,
Please magically work in my town sometime soon. I find it retarded to pay $30 to only make local calls in my town using verizon. I'd really like to switch to your service so I get caller ID, call waiting and long distace services for the same price.
Waiting,
blue
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Dear Lotto,
I swear I'll give half to charity, cancer research, etc..., I don't care what the amount is. I need a little help.
Your Faithful Player,
blue
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Dear Lit,
Write as many or as few Dear X's, as you want... I've seen this done on other sites. Much like a blurt thread. But with a bit more structure. No need to answer other peoples unless they write to you I guess. This is more of a 'venting' thing.
Thanks for letting me vent.
Have fun,
blue