Dionysian Beast
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true... maybe this is why bdsm has so much bondage. less kink, more containment.
i have no idea.
because you are not crazy or nobody dared to tell you yet ?
i've been told it's a good crazy, but sometimes i'm not quite so sure.
do you talk to your mirror ?
and does it talk back ?
the mirror was a window.
Can't speak to the larger picture or the averages, but hands down the best lover I've ever known is Lady P, who also happens to be one of the most completely sane people I've ever known.
Oh...Yes.
However often they have crazy rules like..
I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know!)
I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain.
You can't cum on me or in me.
Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)
You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream?)
I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)
This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found.
i've heard it often enough.
vote!
Bedlam.
Nuff said.
Very true. Good thing the poll did not bring that up.Crazy women are definitely better in bed. It's the time out of bed they are hard to deal with.
I need to meet a "normal/sane" one for comparison.
Crazy bitches in bed, I drive them there!
Oh...Yes.
However often they have crazy rules like..
I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know!)
I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain.
You can't cum on me or in me.
Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)
You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream?)
I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)
This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found.
Those rules aren't crazy. They just indicate she's just not that into you.
Of course, since this is a dolf thread...
...it's title refers to yourself, right?
Granted that, then, and in a current spirit of the Board and in particular salute to not only your chronic psychosis but also your blatant sexism...
...shouldn't your self-patronizing thread title properly read:
are crazy fat bitches better in bed?