astuffedshirt_perv
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I've been thinking about the ubiquitous nature of droids in the Star Wars universe. Seems like the little buggers are everywhere, roughly as common as pets (which seem to be absent). Droids hang out with their people, are intelligent, presumably tied into the internet, and can talk. So what happens when their people get it on? Kick the droids out? Or, the droids could serve as coaches/assistants/advocates for their people.
Scene: Finn, with C3PO, gets busy with Rey and BB-8
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Finn: C3PO, I'm ready. Put a condom on me.
C3PO: Right away Sir. I've take the liberty of choosing the ribbed model. 'It's ribbed for her pleasure'
Finn: What
C3PO: It's ribbed for her pleasure, sir
Finn: TF you talking about, droid?
C3PO: It's...ribbed for your pleasure, sir
Finn: Niiiiice.
<Finn slams it home>
C3PO: Sir, BB-8 reports she prefers it from behind.
Finn: Got it. <flips her over>
C3PO to BB-8: Can you get her to make some noise? He likes it when she praises his cock.
BB-8 whistles.
Rey: Yeah, fuck me with that BBC!
C3PO: Sir, BB-8 reports that she likes getting her ass smacked.
Finn: Got it. <smack>.
Rey: Yeah, spank my ass!
C3PO: Sir, I must advise you to pull out. You're getting too close.
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Would probably have to post this in the Humor section.
Scene: Finn, with C3PO, gets busy with Rey and BB-8
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Finn: C3PO, I'm ready. Put a condom on me.
C3PO: Right away Sir. I've take the liberty of choosing the ribbed model. 'It's ribbed for her pleasure'
Finn: What
C3PO: It's ribbed for her pleasure, sir
Finn: TF you talking about, droid?
C3PO: It's...ribbed for your pleasure, sir
Finn: Niiiiice.
<Finn slams it home>
C3PO: Sir, BB-8 reports she prefers it from behind.
Finn: Got it. <flips her over>
C3PO to BB-8: Can you get her to make some noise? He likes it when she praises his cock.
BB-8 whistles.
Rey: Yeah, fuck me with that BBC!
C3PO: Sir, BB-8 reports that she likes getting her ass smacked.
Finn: Got it. <smack>.
Rey: Yeah, spank my ass!
C3PO: Sir, I must advise you to pull out. You're getting too close.
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Would probably have to post this in the Humor section.
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