12 Days of Christmas - And Into the New Year

Hipshot1554 · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Yo, people!

*eyebrow waggle*

Something different.

https://www.***********/s/aur43t49qjuogho/Zippy!.mp4?dl=0

Fantastic!

Apisto42 · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you.

Smile!

Love it. So incredibly beautiful. And your smile is stunning as well!

Aphro · Apr 28, 2016

ATPCTCDT said:
Those are great baby!!! So cute AND sexy!!!

I was feeling extra naughty.

ClaudeBalls said:
I'm liking the turn this thread is taking!!

Can't imagine why...

tequilashooter6 said:
Ooh... Any chance we can see you using that.... to put a smile on your face?

Nope. Just have to use that imagination of yours.

But when I do use it, my mouth is open, and my eyes are rolled back.

toben3297 said:
luv the live action.

Thought it would be fun!

Hipshot1554 said:
Fantastic!

Yay! Glad you liked it!

Apisto42 said:
Love it. So incredibly beautiful. And your smile is stunning as well!

Why, thank you very much!

rodeoclown · Apr 28, 2016

Thanks for sharing, that was WOW! The action shots are the best.

ATPCTCDT · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
I was feeling extra naughty!

Mmmmm...I would LOVE to get naughty with you. Standing behind you...wrapping my arms around you...my hands exploring....

BATEMAN_PATRICK · Apr 28, 2016

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

EctoJohn · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Yo, people!

*eyebrow waggle*

Something different.

https://www.***********/s/aur43t49qjuogho/Zippy!.mp4?dl=0

That was quite fun and naughty, I loved it.

Aphroditiac said:
And for those who cannot view dropbox...

I can view dropbox, but still enjoy the still images too.

Aphro · Apr 28, 2016

BATEMAN_PATRICK said:
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Wow.

That's great, Patrick.

This is a first for me. I've never before received unsolicited beauty advice on a nude picture thread.

*off to exfoliate*

Aphro · Apr 28, 2016

Also, people...

Anyone in NYC living near W 81 St. Go see Patrick on the 11th floor. He'll fix you up. He's got some good shit.

ratherabsurd1 · Apr 28, 2016

You are such a quick wit LOL :rose:

toben3297 · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Also, people...

Anyone in NYC living near W 81 St. Go see Patrick on the 11th floor. He'll fix you up. He's got some good shit.

Good One...LOL :nana:

tequilashooter6 · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Also, people...

Anyone in NYC living near W 81 St. Go see Patrick on the 11th floor. He'll fix you up. He's got some good shit.

Doesn't he?! Either that or he needs some of the good shit.... Can't quite tell....

ClaudeBalls · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Also, people...

Anyone in NYC living near W 81 St. Go see Patrick on the 11th floor. He'll fix you up. He's got some good shit.

BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHH AHHAHAHA

knuts1 · Apr 28, 2016

Or is he full of shit?? LOL!

Aphro · Apr 28, 2016

Someone is just having a bit of fun with me, I do believe.

tequilashooter6 · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Someone is just having a bit of fun with me, I do believe.

He's posted other such nonsense on other threads as well.

someoneshusband9090 · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Someone is just having a bit of fun with me, I do believe.

Patrick Bateman is the lead character in American Psycho. I'd be careful what you say about him if I were you

Aphro · Apr 28, 2016

someoneshusband9090 said:
Patrick Bateman is the lead character in American Psycho. I'd be careful what you say about him if I were you

Yeah. I didn't see the movie, but some people on another board have been filling me in.

Takes all sorts.

ducks · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
And for those who cannot view dropbox...

Love the video. That is a beautiful smile you have. Loved watching. :rose:

hotcpu · Apr 28, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Yo, people!

*eyebrow waggle*

Something different.

https://www.***********/s/aur43t49qjuogho/Zippy!.mp4?dl=0

Aphroditiac said:
And for those who cannot view dropbox...

Love the Zip Strip! Your skin is so flawless and Beautiful!! Sexy Idea! :kiss:

thør · Apr 29, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Someone is just having a bit of fun with me, I do believe.

He's best not exfoliate too much as he's been dead for 13 years.

GforGraham · Apr 29, 2016

Aphro, you put a smile on my face today. Thank you.

privatewower · Apr 29, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Yo, people!

*eyebrow waggle*

Something different.

https://www.***********/s/aur43t49qjuogho/Zippy!.mp4?dl=0

Your tits are absolutely amazing. Twitching over here thanks to you.

HonorableRogue · Apr 29, 2016

Aphroditiac said:
Yo, people!

*eyebrow waggle*

Something different.

Wow!

I had no idea you could waggle your eyebrows!?! Very impressive. More impressive was the impromptu half strip. I LOVE the smile, laugh and jiggle at the end. You need a shirt with a big UM on the front no wait I think it was USM. That hands down one of the sexist things I've seen on Lit. Very nicely...err naughtily done. :devil:

Aphroditiac said:
And for those who cannot view dropbox...

Creative, playful, sexy and thoughtful. Doesn't get any better than that.

Thanks for thinking about the luddites and those on low speed connections. They deserve porn too!

Cheers

Aphro · Apr 29, 2016

rodeoclown said:
Thanks for sharing, that was WOW! The action shots are the best.

Heh. I thought I would try it. But I wanted it to be fun, not stripper-like.

ATPCTCDT said:
Mmmmm...I would LOVE to get naughty with you. Standing behind you...wrapping my arms around you...my hands exploring....

EctoJohn said:
That was quite fun and naughty, I loved it.

I can view dropbox, but still enjoy the still images too.

Well, call that a two-fer then!

ducks said:
Love the video. That is a beautiful smile you have. Loved watching.

I'm glad you liked it!

hotcpu said:
Love the Zip Strip! Your skin is so flawless and Beautiful!! Sexy Idea!

Ooooooh, flawless is a pretty big word. But, I DO efoliate, and thanks to our new friend, I have a lot more excellent beauty tips!

thør said:
He's best not exfoliate too much as he's been dead for 13 years.

Yeah, that could get messy. And really, I think it's too late for moisturizer.

GforGraham said:
Aphro, you put a smile on my face today. Thank you.

*drops mic* My work here is done.

privatewower said:
Your tits are absolutely amazing. Twitching over here thanks to you.

I hope that the twitching is from pleasure, and not early onset Parkinson's.

HonorableRogue said:
Wow! I had no idea you could waggle your eyebrows!?! Very impressive. More impressive was the impromptu half strip. I LOVE the smile, laugh and jiggle at the end. You need a shirt with a big UM on the front no wait I think it was USM. That hands down one of the sexist things I've seen on Lit. Very nicely...err naughtily done.

Creative, playful, sexy and thoughtful. Doesn't get any better than that. Thanks for thinking about the luddites and those on low speed connections. They deserve porn too!

Cheers

Everyone deserves some porn!

(Although, I must say, I do not consider what I do as "porn" per se. If I took that dildo and started fucking myself with it, THAT would be porn. I consider my contributions more on the line of erotic photography. Semantics, I know.)

I didn't mean it as being for luddites, I've just been told before that some folk cannot open dropbox links.

And apparently even those who can open the link still look at the pics, soooo...winnah!

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