things i deem thread worthy...

warrior queen · Oct 8, 2011

blunt_trauma said:
three months??
i blame your family's weedy immune systems on your ocd cleaning.
and which that, i'm ignoring the dust.

This was a situation where the man brought a horrid flu back from Indonesia. Then we all caught it one by one, and kept reinfecting eachother.
Gook flu - horrible stuff.
Normally, we're all reasonably well.

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

gook flu?? gook?
that's pretty fucking offencive.

to catch the same flu twice you would need a shit immune system.
you've crippled your family with bleach.

...gook?

warrior queen · Oct 8, 2011

Ya know what?
Be fucking offended.
Yes, dammit - GOOK flu.
If they didn't fuck about with hygeine and misuse antibiotics, they'd have normal flu like everyone else.
Even the doctor referred to it as gook flu when we finally had enough and went to see him, and bemoaned the fact that their health practises (or rather, lack of) were causing more resistant strains.
So yeah.
Gook flu.

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

ok... putting the mad rabies woman onto iggy now...

after all, it may be catching.

1sickbastard · Oct 8, 2011

blunt_trauma said:
ok... putting the mad rabies woman onto iggy now...

after all, it may be catching.

But your place is just dirty enough to keep your imune system functioning, and as long as you don't let her bite you (as entertaining as that may be...)

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

1sickbastard said:
But your place is just dirty enough to keep your imune system functioning, and as long as you don't let her bite you (as entertaining as that may be...)

did you know that catching worms is good for people with ms?
true fact that. hookworms can help hold back the disease.

1sickbastard · Oct 8, 2011

blunt_trauma said:
did you know that catching worms is good for people with ms?
true fact that. hookworms can help hold back the disease.

I did not know that, never having had either hookworms or ms.
Interesting, though.

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

1sickbastard said:
I did not know that, never having had either hookworms or ms.
Interesting, though.

very.
people screw up their immune systems by being worm free & germ free.

i'm willing to leave the kitchen floor another day but i think i'll pass on the worm.

Very_Bad_Man · Oct 8, 2011

warrior queen said:
Ya know what?
Be fucking offended.
Yes, dammit - GOOK flu.
If they didn't fuck about with hygeine and misuse antibiotics, they'd have normal flu like everyone else.
Even the doctor referred to it as gook flu when we finally had enough and went to see him, and bemoaned the fact that their health practises (or rather, lack of) were causing more resistant strains.
So yeah.
Gook flu.

Your justification for being a racist piece of shit is because your doctor is a racist piece of shit.

Perfect.

warrior queen · Oct 8, 2011

blunt_trauma said:
ok... putting the mad rabies woman onto iggy now...

after all, it may be catching.

You are such an odd duck...
You have no problem dishing out personal crap toward people you know on lit, but you go spastic over a generalisation of a region.

neci · Oct 8, 2011

*pinches dolf's tits*

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

*pinches neci's arse*

neci · Oct 8, 2011

*drinks more schnapps and thinks about fapping*

butters · Oct 8, 2011

blunt_trauma said:
very.
people screw up their immune systems by being worm free & germ free.

i'm willing to leave the kitchen floor another day but i think i'll pass on the worm.

don't you pass it on to me, biatch! i don' wan' no worms!

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

i have never tried schnapps but i have tried fapping.

butters · Oct 8, 2011

i'm late - i won't be late for work, but not early as i usually am. time to turn this off. *sigh*

neci · Oct 8, 2011

homemade

fucking awesome schnapps

tastes like candy

Very_Bad_Man · Oct 8, 2011

I nearly OD'd on Peppermint Schnapps once. When I regained consciousness I tried to brush the foul taste from my mouth and the minty toothpaste made me barf.

neci · Oct 8, 2011

this is walnut schnapps. best fucking schnapps ever. i drove 6 1/2 hours today, drank two beers while eating sausage, cucumber salad and bread, and am now trying to get tired. not working.

peppermint schnapps is horrible. it reminds me of candy cane cocktails they have on the cover of home and garden magazines during christmas. did you at least get your rim sugared?

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

neci_please_me said:
did you at least get your rim sugared?

*snicker*

girlsmiley · Oct 8, 2011

warrior queen said:
You are such an odd duck...
You have no problem dishing out personal crap toward people you know on lit, but you go spastic over a generalisation of a region.

Don't you dare. Cunt.

blunt_trauma · Oct 8, 2011

oi! kiss my boobs better

girlsmiley · Oct 8, 2011

Mwah!

where · Oct 8, 2011

CrackerjackHrt said:
I deem a budweiser longneck within spitting distance of a miked upright bass threadworthy.

I hope that's real budweiser you are talking about and not that yank crap.

blunt_trauma said:
ok... putting the mad rabies woman onto iggy now...

after all, it may be catching.

you only just knew about that?

Lancecastor · Oct 8, 2011

Ishmael said:
I've noticed that phenomena as well. In my youth I thought it was just an optical illusion.

Ishmael

Magnetic Hill is an optical illusion.

Kybele's Ass:Tit ratio are simply functions of age and gravity.

Dolf, being part alien, has tits that are somewhat gravity resistant, as you know.

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