The_Fool
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Mmmmm.
Whisper more naughty words before we start again.
I so love the taste of you lips...
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Mmmmm.
Whisper more naughty words before we start again.
*blushes*
Taste them again.
Yesterday I was merely infatuated, today I am addicted to you. Let me obsess on you once again, I want to hear your moans.
And so I beg - kiss me, you fool.
Ah, for SSS, my first words would have to be something like:
"Princess, let me go make you breakfast and coffee, and then I want to lick you all over."
"I'm never doing vodka shots again."
"well, not this week, anyway."
I'm thinking coffee with Irish whiskey...looooots of whiskey...lets see if we can erase this memory heh
As previous people who have woke up next to me will attest, your best bet is Bacardi 151, with a thorazine mixer and months of therapy.
I already have the Bacardi.
Pull the covers back over our heads.
Where did I put the handcuffs?
"No offense, bro... but how drunk were we last night anyway?"
We must have all been really sloshed!
And I've got it all on tape.
I've got the web site and distribution channels ready to go.
Keep our stuff separate, 'kay?
Keep our stuff separate, 'kay?
Sarahh??
"Thank you, genie. Now, I still have two wishes left, so..."
We seriously have to lay off the tequila
The last thing I remember was the bartender saying "want to try this drink called 'a gorilla fart'?" and the next thing I know, Jag and I and Bel are naked on the balcony, and my eyebrows are shaved off.
Sarahh??
"Thank you, genie. Now, I still have two wishes left, so..."
Oh of course, that's collector edition stuff there. Especially when you did that thing ... upside down.... and I was all "whoa!"and you were like "uh huh". That stuff you can't get on the internet, no way!