Describe Yourself Physically

[KayakJack]

A year ago - hard pretzel
Today - just doughy

Life is cruel.

 

[RoanMtn]

I'm a 6'5" and 225 pound senior with a small penis. Mother Nature's way of balancing the scales, lol.

 

[Taegul]

Me? Well, just imagine if The Rock and George Castanza had a baby.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm the guy on the box of Lucky Charms cereal

 

[n8Romantic]

In terrific shape for a man twice my age.

 

[WerdNerd]

Average

 

[xxkimberlyv]

5'9" 125lbs, brown eyes and hair, 34B-25-34, 25% Italian, distance runner build

 

[KinzyT]

5'7, 122ish, hazel, bottle bleached, 32C-23-34, German-Irish, ballerina build

 

[YesIamReal]

5'9, athletically muscular, narrow waist, essentially just like my picture to the left. Small feet... which means the old adage just isn't true. Handsome, and look remarkably young for my age. People 15 years younger just assume I am their age, and those my age are always "when you get to my age...".
Really pretty happy how I came out...

 

[Lily13]

Confident

Blonde, green eyed with orange and gold flecks
5’4 peanut
Strong legs (crack you like a walnut)

 

[AmberLGreen]

Old and knackered
Ready for the scrap heap

 

[Wand3rlust]

Old and knackered
Ready for the scrap heap

Space for you in my junkyard whenever you want .

 

[AmberLGreen]

Space for you in my junkyard whenever you want .

To paraphrase you…

“Is that what you are calling it now”

 

[Biggalute]

Old and knackered
Ready for the scrap heap

Space for you in my junkyard whenever you want .

You'd both be everyone's favourite 'crush' at the scrap yard

 

[Anastasia1999]

Old and knackered
Ready for the scrap heap

Bollocks

 

[mickyp123]

Bollocks

Dont be that harsh on yourself,.....

 

[Anastasia1999]

Dont be that harsh on yourself,.....

Ok….

Saggy cunt.

Better??

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ok….

Saggy cunt.

Better??

That explains the saddle bags on your bike

 

[Anastasia1999]

That explains the saddle bags on your bike

Yeah, I just pretend they are for my groceries

 

[AvgGuyHere]

6 ft w/ broad shoulders.
I often get asked out about my workout routine but I don't workout.
50 inch chest, decent arms, good legs. Bearded. Green eyes and brown hair.

 

[1ayla]

Dark eyed brunette, longish hair, 5’7”, curvy, round butt, big boobs, long legs, full lips. Size 14-16. Most often complimented on my smile and eyes. Okay face (haven’t scared anyone yet). Mid-50s. Hopeless flirt.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Dark eyed brunette, longish hair, 5’7”, curvy, round butt, big boobs, long legs, full lips. Size 14-16. Most often complimented on my smile and eyes. Okay face (haven’t scared anyone yet). Mid-50s. Hopeless flirt.

You had me at perfect

 

[mickyp123]

That explains the saddle bags on your bike

Riding downhill while naked on her bike she scared some old pensioners, they thought a Doodlebug was coming.

 

[mickyp123]

Ok….

Saggy cunt.

Better??

I am shocked because of your upbringing that you know such words, who taught you to say saggy.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I am shocked because of your upbringing that you know such words, who taught you to say saggy.

Saggy, baggy, soggy….hehehe!

See you next Tuesday!