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Honestly surprised you're surprised.OMFG <disney>it’s a whole new world</disney>
This site is so educational.
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Food stylists have been making food better than it actually is for years.
Porn was a logical step.
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That’s what you tell all the girls, right?
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Nothing wrong with the size of my GIF.
Just having trouble getting it UP...loaded.
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What gif?
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"I don't understand. Everything was great, we were vibing. It's a size thing isn't it?"That’s what you tell all the girls, right
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"No, I've never cared about size. That you kept calling it my childhood peanut butter, that freaked me out."
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I can't see it, please fix that so I can see what we are talking about. 
The one that wouldn't upload. :
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Me, clearly.
I read about that stuff (and similar) years ago.
Porn producers were freaking out over HD becoming de rigueur b/c everything could easily become a point of focus for its audience.
So, substitutes exploded (pun) in popularity and sparked an (baby) arm's race.
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Professor Euphony - specialty, The History of Prosthetics in Porn.
I feel so… innocent - wow!
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Apologies to whoever started this thread about the derailment. Oh, that was me 
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Check where your other hand is.
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Apologies to whoever started this thread about the derailment. Oh, that was me
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Fuck! How did that happen?
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" Well, when a mama bear is full of love yet exhausted at the sad excuses of prospective papa bears, she takes care of it herself... very very much."Fuck! How did that happen?
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Another Easter egg from Jerry Maguire appears in Rendezvous 4. Erika comes in a similar style to Kelly Preston’s love scene from that film. Later, she quotes the John Travolta film “Broken Arrow” when she agrees with Evan that being out of your mind is cool.
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This reminds me; I have a Karaoke event story to get back to writing about a woman who "takes care of it herself" after her newest BF disappoints her in bed.
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Does she look kind of... Not into it? Like, oh here we go...Like these?
Sorry - not a being a good girl today.
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Totally
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Or just, "please not in the eyes again!"
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Why do you think she was wearing glasses
?Facials have visual appeal, but if God didn’t intend us to swallow, She’d not have given us mouths
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