LexxRuthless
Captain Corruption
- Joined
- May 19, 2018
- Posts
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I hear that's the latest in physical therapy; naked people humping their own family!
Who knew Obamacare would have something to offer Literotica?
edit: D'oh! Too slow!
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I hear that's the latest in physical therapy; naked people humping their own family!
Absinthe is one way to invite getting pegged - going with a bro is more fun though.
Abstinence is one way to avoid getting pregnant - going with a pro is more fun though.
Absence is one way to avoid getting pregnant - being there is more fun though.
I meant to say I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.”
I'm always with lots of gays in the elevator.
Do they check you for moles all the time?
No, usually they just bask while I earn my dues.
No, usually they just frisk me starting at my shoes.
Make sure you apply the sunblock even where the sun doesn't shine.
I'll wager they do it very thoughtfully.
I've never had sex with a buddy's monkey before, just a couple of orangs, a capuchin, and a few beasts. That was a ca-razy party!
Shh! Lit docents avow that kind of behavior.
Be very careful, or you won't be next!
Don't worry, he's too sketchy for me. I might break out!
As least you're exorcising some demons in chewing your partners.
Yikes, demons don't like bikers!
Not even in Los Angeles?
Some things are to persevere, even in California.
I know climate change seems pretty severe in Cali, but are you sure they outlawed clothing.
Look around, the rest of us are faked.
I knew we'd end up in a Homer-erotic universe!
Yes, yes... Quicky now, fly to me, bastard; they are garoting the singers!
Love and Kisses
Lisa Ann
This opera is just too much for me!
That's odd, 'Sweetie Doll lays Barbara DeVille' got really good reviews.
Love and Kisses
Lisa Ann
I'm always in the market for "the love that dares not speak its name."