Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Javahead]

Oh, give me that Oscar Meyer in the buns, man!

I hadn’t realized you were that much into food fetishes!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I hadn’t realized you were that much into foot fetishes!

It's just the toes that turn me on.

 

[Javahead]

It's just the tools that turn me on.

I never expected to see that many dildos in one place!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I never expected to see that many dodos in one place!

Particularly since they're extinct. What have you been drinking?

 

[Javahead]

Particularly since they're extinct. What have you been thinking?

My time machine worked!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My mime machine worked!

And I didn't hear a thing!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Andy, I didn't wear a thong!

Guess we're both going commando.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Guys, we're both growing comb-overs.

Male pattern baldness strikes again!

 

[Javahead]

Guess we're both incommunicado .

Bwah, ha, ha! They’ll never hear from you again!

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

Bwahhhhh wahhhh! I’ll never hear again!

It'll be OK. We'll just get you in the shower. Next time don't turn your head.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You'll be OK. We'll just get you in the show. Next time you'll turn their heads.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

Do you really think I'll be a hit?

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

Do you think I can have a hit?

If you want to, but if we do this right your bod will make it's own.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[Javahead]

If you want to, but if we do this right on your bod you’ll own it.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

But maybe you WANT a tattoo of Jar Jar Binks on your forehead

 

[LizVegas79]

Your mind tricks are working on me.

It's cute that you're trying to talk me into sleeping with you. But the truth is, I've got tons of energy and I'm not tired at all.

 

[Javahead]

Sorry Liz, my papa is working me over tonight.

And it takes days for the bruises to fade.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Andi takes days for her "business conferences."

Is that what she's calling it?

 

[Javahead]

Is that where she's selling it?

With group and loyal customer discounts!

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

"With group and individual customer discounts!"

Yeah, I know it's legal here in Nevada, but isn't it wierd using "Groupon" at a brothel?

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[Javahead]

Yeah, I know it's legal here in Nevada, but whoever came up with "Grope-on" for brothels was a demented genius!

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

Hey, every business needs advertising. Though I pity the girls having to honor 2-for-specials.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Hey, every business needs advertising. Though I pity the girls who are stuck up on that billboard.

Harold, those are mannequins.

 

[PoisonPen33]

Harold, that's the movie Mannqeuin.

Oh I know. Kim Cattrall was HOT in the 80's.

 

[ThisNameIsntTakenYet]

Oh I know. Kim Cattrall will still be HOT in her 80's.

You seem to have a lot of faith in that.

 

[Javahead]

Just shout out 'Armadillo !' Normally, an old pickup will come out of nowhere to hit it.

Possum on the half shell!

 

[LizVegas79]

A posse is half way here!!

I like watching old Western movies because a lot of the dialogue is pretty risque.

 

[PoisonPen33]

I like watching old Western board games because a lot of the players are pretty into Risk.

Never try to hold all of Asia! It's a trap!