Tio_Narratore
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The other night, I saw an oily woman riding a heinie pole... Or was it a ream fantasy?
Well, now we know where your interests lie!
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The other night, I saw an oily woman riding a heinie pole... Or was it a ream fantasy?
Well, now we know you lie about your interests!
Actually, I raise the curtains when she spreads her legs.
Well, that's a shit job, stop raising my taxes asshole!
What the hell? Are you gonna brood about this?
Yes its what I do.
Well stop it, your making it unforgivable.
And that's paying a lot for a crappy macchiato!
I understand. I HATE it when they don't park their cars straight enough in their space.
It's not radical proofreading to see that "your" and "you're" would be the most baleful.
Nothing loftier on this earth than when you know your left from your right.
Dang, this shirt doesn't go with these slacks at all! I knew I shouldn't have been staring at the saleswoman's beaver.
I'll do anything to make a sale these days because I'm under quota for the quarter.
Sometimes making out is hot. Sometimes it's just not.
I know, I told him I'll do some personal grooming after he tames that mess he calls a goatee.
Let's get some professional mooning together.
I want to do it on the space station!
Is it true what they say about airline pilots?
Doing three guys at once is number one on my bucket list.
I always cry in First Class. I mean, I love the buff stewards. So I always fly British Airways.
I like when they pour champagne over my toes in First Class well enough, but I need numerous vodka cranberries to get over my fear of flying.
Excuse me, Stewardess, my vibrator batteries are running low.
I love cock.
Well then, get me parted.
I love pussy.