MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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Aha! It was you! In the billiard room, with the candlestick!
Yeah, yeah yeah. You know, if it's shaped the right way, a candle stick could be good for more than holding a candle.
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Aha! It was you! In the billiard room, with the candlestick!
Oh yeah, You know, I think your big nicely shaped dick is more than I can handle.
Uh huh, you know you aren't the first woman to say "no" to me.
I don't know, I'll have to guess.
OK then I will give you three wishes.
Squeeeeze my tits!
Hard or soft?
I prefer dunny jokes, thanks!
¿Se refiere al tipo que envuelvan la dinamita arrojada al Thunderbox?
Greek sex means all to me.
We have plenty of booze available, if the anal party is still in the parking lot of the stores.
I was bringing the books, you were supposed to be getting the room and some chicks.
I'm sure this is how women usually start a career as hookers.
Don't knock it - bodypainted hookers could save a lot of time between clients.What? Painting girls on street corners?
In my pocket, I have a box of paints and a book that will be worth a lot of money in due time.
Umm wouldn't it be better to invest in stockings and share?
I think it's a little too early to hang up Christmas stockings but maybe that's just me.
Jesus wasn't born in June!
I know! Right? But I know someone who is already posing as a Christmas courtesan on Facebook.
You have to write a composition on 'The Catcher in the Rye' by Monday?
Yes, but I have to knead it first.
It was God's idea to give women's breasts nipples.
One of Hades most popular creatures, right?
Mairsydotes and Dozeydotes and little Lambsydivey...
I'd cuddle you nicely too, wouldn't you?