Strangest PLACE you fucked

Denny

While leaning on the rear of my orange 1977 Corvette.
Between the headlights of my bug eyed Austin Healy Sprite.
In the sleeper of a friends Peterbuilt on I-80 near Joliet, Ill.
Behind an old church.
Against lots of tombstones in old cemetaries.
In many men's room showers at campgrounds. (never in the ladies room) I'm not a pervert!!
 
Wow, all of that makes me seem really vanilla...but, here goes...

On the bank of a drainage ditch, just outside of the bathrooms of a camp ground...that was filled with my family, because it was a reunion...and technically, he was my "cousin," but not really, because his dad married in.

On the roof of a five story building, during a state fair.

In a 4-H office...and for good measure, when he was done, I wiped my crotch with my hand and smeared it on the wall, just in case someone wanted to use a black light.

In the back of various cars.

In the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, with his roommate in the top.

On the counter of a pizza kiosk in a food court (it was closed for the day). Not sanitary, I know.

In an abandoned building, with the fear of the floor caving in.

In my old boss's office, on his desk...and couch...and floor...with him.

Guess I'm going to have to take this thread as a challenge and add some more to my list :(

I don't think that any of these sound very vanilla to me, they all seem like they would be great stories. Thanks for posting especially since you are really a newer Lit person.
 
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Baltimore

Atop the Washington Monument in Baltimore, On a golf course green, In my truck, on a couch in my grilfriends house with parents upstairs, Outside my sports car with my wife on the hood, in a changing room at a wedding.
 
a few

off the top of my head:
in a children's play park after dark
in various fields
in a popular beauty spot by the footpath
in a shower room at work a few times
in my boss' office
I drew the line at a bench on another green walkway in the middle of the day (it was on the campus of the university where I worked!) My partner on the other hand was well up for it.
 
A lot of good ideas or stories here. I'm not sure it's really all that strange, but given the time and circumstances, it was a little strange for me. A group of 5 guys were hanging out at one of our friend's house. His sister (a year younger than we were) was a total tease to me. She was constantly flashing me and was always grabbing my ass. She was cute, but we had known each other since we were kids and I don't really think I thought of her sexually and usually shunned her advances. Well, a couple of beers apparently lowered my inhibitions. While everyone was hanging out upstairs, I got a call from work. I went down into their basement to take the call because it was raining out. About the time the call wrapped up, I noticed the sister coming out of the laundry room (I don't know if she was down there already or got by without me noticing). She was just wearing her bra and underwear. She came over to me and whispered (this is an exact quote), "I need you to fuck me." Well, I instantly sprang to attention and couldn't say no. So, the reason it became the strangest place is that we were both so paranoid about being busted that we closed ourselves in a closet that had a few old coats hanging on a rail. Due to the confines of the space, I ended up having to take her from behind and my young adult, over eager sex drive exploded on her ass after about 2 minutes. I guess that must not have been what she was looking for because she didn't seem all that interested after that one time.
 
It was supposed to be a goodnight kiss but I opened her bathrobe and fucked my girlfriend as we stood on the staircase between her parents' apartment (ground floor) and her grandmother's apartment (second story). We could hear the TV show her parents were watching through the apartment door. She was terrified and I knew we could be caught any second ... which made it all more exciting and more pleasurable.
 
In the morning my fiance and I woke up around 5am fucking horny as hell. Since my daughter was in a dead sleep and didn't want to get caught we went to the bathroom, locked the door, turned on the fan to cover the noise, and my fiance rode me as I was sitting on the toilet so hard I thought we were going to break it.

The sex was amazing and was well worth the chance we took.

Bathrooms are fair game. Something to think about when cleaning up after a party, folks.

Strangest place I've fucked..

Probably would have to be a New Years party a few years back. Like 4am.. everyone's deciding where to sleep. I get to share an air mattress in the middle of the living room floor with my ex-girlfriend. Couches surround the air mattress, where other people are trying to sleep. Some people are still having a conversation on the other side of the room.

We're so drunk we just start fucking right there in the middle of the room. We had just broken up a month or two prior and neither of us had been laid in that time. She just attacked me and I let it happen.

It was weird having an audience. I could hear people saying things like "Is that actually happening right now?" "Holy shit.."

We had no shame so we did it 3 or 4 times. Out for a quick smoke, back at it. Repeat. "Jesus christ they're at it again?" I remember hearing at one point lol

I cannot possibly imagine doing anything like that. Nope. Never.

For me it was in a lake with lots of swimmers around. We were sneaky about it but I'm sure a few people figured out what we were doing. We did this several times; it was a hot summer.
 
Yes, a beautiful park in a beautiful city! One of my best orgasms ever, I think!
 
Well... I mentioned this in another thread so what the hell?

A girls bathroom in a Catholic high school.

I was about to say it's not as fucked up as it sounds but... It kind of is. It was after school one day and she and I were stuck there for couple of hours. So she said she wanted someone to give her something to do. I told her put up or shut up. So she did. She wanted to use the girls' locker room but I thought we'd both be expelled and I'd be arrested! So we compromised on the girls bathroom in the cafeteria, which was in a different building from the rest of the school. That girl was nuts, man. Anyway, we sneaked in there and she blew me so I guess TECHNICALLY we didn't "fuck" but I figure it counts anyway. We didn't get caught in the act but when we were washing our hands afterward the dean was walking by. He told us to get out of there and not to go in there again. I was amazed we didn't get in trouble but I think it was because he wasn't an idiot and knew what was up so he didn't want to ruin my day. I also think it might have had something to do with her being Asian. I think an Asian girl in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform (yes she wore the skirt that day) is kind of a fantasy for many guys so he probably didn't want to fuck that up for me.

So there it is. That's probably the weirdest place. Though I did have sex at Warped Tour, in casino parking lots, and a couple other public places too.
 
In the office, with her husband in the next room!
Also,she'd give me a bj under the desk,again with her old man likely to come in at any moment!
 
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