MichaelinChina
Cybergypsy
- Joined
- Mar 28, 2012
- Posts
- 40,103
Stop poking me in the back with your erection!
Oh I am just letting you know how I am feeling.
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Stop poking me in the back with your erection!
Oh shit its huge.
Naw, this is nothing! You should see the Lego Godzilla I erected after Christmas last year.
Cool! I got hairy palms reading books for Christmas this year.
You know I can read your mind, right?
If you could, you'd be on the phone with the cops, chatting them up, making them feel all snug and safe.
Fuck the police!
"How about a hug or I'll call the police?"
Call emilio!! Maybe they'll give you a Pug.....with papers.
Hot dogs are my favourite, there just really really tasty
One bombs? Eww. That's just the way some people fap.
Well, fapping is what I come here for....
Oh shit?
Nice cock.
"Nice ass."
Yeah right! Now you're gonna follow her pussy, huh!
I still say that the cook mistook sugar for salt, but go ahead and eat it if you want.It looks pretty good to me!
Why not? She looks pretty good to me!
I say that she missed her monthly time, but go ahead and eat it if you want.
FUCK A DUCK!!
Hey it's Saturday you know what that means, right?
Time for the weekly, hell yeah!
Damn, just when you need a dancer in a banana hammock! Don't tell me I'm the only one who remembers him?
You got me a ham in the shape of a cock?
God, you need to stop going to that barber you idiot, because he's not a barber he's a butcher!