ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Yet another individual who makes me weep for humanity...

Subj: mmmm

Msg: We will have about 25 guys in on the thread gang bang.

The address is:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1106831

I looked t the thread and it's 6 guys all saying Hi. Not one of them has ever interacted with me before. So glad they didn't take teh time to read my profile and sig. SMH.

Doesn't posting that here violate the No Identifying People rule?
Besides, I thought we had a NEW best of the worst thread...

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Doesn't posting that here violate the No Identifying People rule?
Besides, I thought we had a NEW best of the worst thread...

I wasn't aware of any new thread.

I didn't ID anyone. I didn't even say if the asshat in question had posted in that thread. SO How did I ID him?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I wasn't aware of any new thread.

I didn't ID anyone. I didn't even say if the asshat in question had posted in that thread. SO How did I ID him?

That's true, was only thinking of the thread starter.
I will look for the new thread and come back and edit in a link.
Or, there isn't a new thread, and I'm losing my mind

ETA: New thread
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=995607

 

[Lrn_The_Ropes]

Seriously? This is the crap you ladies deal with? (Smacks head on the desk.)

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Seriously? This is the crap you ladies deal with? (Smacks head on the desk.)

Welcome to our world.

 

[Kyla_girl]

Got this one today:

"do you really have a rape fantasy?
that's really hot, but morbid. I'm on the fence about it"

Um, thanks for your opinion, dude?

 

[satindesire]

On KIK

Asshat: "Hi. Have a really big one."

Me: "What? A really big bank account? Because if you're going to talk to me like a prostitute, you're going to pay me like one."

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Asshat: "Hi. Have a really big one."

Me: "What? A really big bank account? Because if you're going to talk to me like a prostitute, you're going to pay me like one."

I Like you.

 

[unregistered]

 

[silverwhisper]

perhaps the asshat was offering you a big one, SD? why must you be so suspicious?! sheesh!

ed

 

[talldarkhandsm]

......

 

[Ldy_Sea]

I am suffering from a problem
my penis stays erect for hours though i masturbate

can U help me plz ma'm?????

Of course I can help. I have a large pair of scissors that can cut off your itsy bitsy tinkie winkie.

Welcome to the asshat thread.

Asshat then goes on to post in my closed RPs for no reason then PM's me again saying

rofl

looking at ur threads may be i thought u could help

sorry lol

 

[Aurantica]

Asshat: "Hi. Have a really big one."

Me: "What? A really big bank account? Because if you're going to talk to me like a prostitute, you're going to pay me like one."

Hot damn I like that one!

 

[Kitty]

You can post PM's???


Anyway, I won't say who.

But I got one that said, "let's just cut straight to the chase. Do you have pussy pics and skype?"

Oh my, how charming.

lol

 

[midwestyankee]

You can post PM's???


Anyway, I won't say who.

But I got one that said, "let's just cut straight to the chase. Do you have pussy pics and skype?"

Oh my, how charming.

lol

Yes, you can post text from PMs. You may NOT, however, post any information that identifies the sender.

 

[sensualsharon]

An eloquent young man on a dating site once sent me, "Entertain my balls" as his first message. Now doesn't that just make you know he's seeking a serious, monogamous relationship? Idiots. He then sent one since my profile pic was of me in a hat, that he "wanted to cum on my hat." I could not make that up.

 

[straypuss]

OK my fault: I know don't feed the trolls but I hope these little rays of sunshine
brighten up your day.

him: I hope yr clit is getting sucked While yr on lit, or yr riding a hard thick cock
me: ou, ou, ou. I think you lost something there.
him: Text speech,
me: Oxymoron.
him: Fake, Freak, queer, poof, iron kiss my Ass you cunt

 

[Erochic]

I just got this gem

x

respond




if you are pretty




...........
Oh well I'm resigned to being ugly

 

[Aurantica]

I got this one:

Hi honey, thanks for the reply x

Do you mind me asking a few questions about your periods x

 

[midwestyankee]

I got this one:

Hi honey, thanks for the reply x

Do you mind me asking a few questions about your periods x

So, a punctuation fetishist?

 

[Erochic]

This one isn't bad at all but I enjoyed the giggle
I was actually in a very bad mood... So it cheered me up.

His PM
So what would make you happy at this exact moment?

My reply
World peace and chocolate.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Erochic]

I like punctuation. A lot.

I get a bit aroused from a well placed apostrophe

 

[midwestyankee]

I get a bit aroused from a well placed apostrophe

As do I, though I find that my interest is diminished if the basics aren't covered first.

 

[Veronica100]

Asshat: "Hi. Have a really big one."

Me: "What? A really big bank account? Because if you're going to talk to me like a prostitute, you're going to pay me like one."

that's a brilliant reply!

i get weird messages all the time....never knew this thread was here....will have contribute as well.