Auditioning a new fuck toy tonight: music help! STAT!

[Killswitch]

You got that right, hafta be in the right headspace with a new piece, too.

 

[Sinny]

You take that eyeroll back or i will kill your salami.

 

[CandiCame]

50s crooners on vinyl if you want the creepiest fuck of your entire life. If he's super good with that as background, he's a serial killer, but the kind who probably won't get caught and will make you bitching gifts out of leather he tanned himself from human flesh. And handmade gifts are always so touching.

 

[Killswitch]

You take that eyeroll back or i will kill your salami.

Every time you post in this thread a baby salami dies.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

50s crooners on vinyl if you want the creepiest fuck of your entire life. If he's super good with that as background, he's a serial killer, but the kind who probably won't get caught and will make you bitching gifts out of leather he tanned himself from human flesh. And handmade gifts are always so touching.

I am 44 years old. You don't even know what a creepy fuck is as of yet.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Ooh, I like your thinking. If I go with jazz i can do my own mix.

And yeah I am going to bang him regardless. (My apartment is finished, I just haven't set up music yet.)

Best thing about jazz — especially '60s-era Impulse label jazz — is that you can run just about all their repertoire back-to-back-to-back and have a multi-hour set you can keep on loop and won't have to change once. Also goes well with almost any sort of eats if you plan on dining for two in your crib.

Welp, here's hoping his dick game is as strong as his ambition! Get it, get it!

 

[Que]

Oh dear god I just laughed so hard I cried...




Will check that out.

Breed as in Nirvana? No I definitely want something a little lighter.

Yeah I meant Nirvana. When I think Breed i think Dave Grohl, and when I think Dave Grohl I think Foo. The lovely mother of my children was a huge Grohl fan. Her siggy on places like lit was "Dave Grohl is God."

Even my younger, more fit, more energetic days likely wouldn't make it through the entire song at the pace of breed.

Weird thought:

When I was young, living "La Vida Repressa" and still a virgin, unexposed to squiggle-free porn...

The first song that I ever thought the groove (not just the words) sounded like fucking (although fucking and groove were not in my vernacular) was "Rock Steady" by The Whispers. It was weird I could just see myself fucking to that cadence. I think by then I had taken to molesting my pillow. So there is that.

50s crooners on vinyl if you want the creepiest fuck of your entire life. If he's super good with that as background, he's a serial killer, but the kind who probably won't get caught and will make you bitching gifts out of leather he tanned himself from human flesh. And handmade gifts are always so touching.

Pfft youth.

Harry Connick Jr's entire body of work is perfect for couch music.

When asked why he favored the classics, he gave his iconic smirk and said, "The girls like Frank."

He ended up with Lingerie Supermodel Jill Goodacre, so I think the genre works ok for fucking.

I am 44 years old. You don't even know what a creepy fuck is as of yet.

Creeper is my niche market.

It ain't just cougars that are in season. Every girl surely has "Fuck an older, bald creeper" on her bucket list. Some even come back for seconds and thirds.

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To the point of the thread:

I am letting Youtube do its thing in the background...

"My Friend" by Groove Armada is on and it sounds like it would work with gymnastics.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Best thing about jazz — especially '60s-era Impulse label jazz — is that you can run just about all their repertoire back-to-back-to-back and have a multi-hour set you can keep on loop and won't have to change once. Also goes well with almost any sort of eats if you plan on dining for two in your crib.

Welp, here's hoping his dick game is as strong as his ambition! Get it, get it!

Oh there will be dining alright. In fact I need to jump in the shower soon.

I put Miles into spotify and created a station... flipped through the first 5-6 selections... it is perfect, thank you!

 

[Que]

Oh there will be dining alright. In fact I need to jump in the shower soon.

I put Miles into spotify and created a station... flipped through the first 5-6 selections... it is perfect, thank you!

Make sure the young man knows he has to clean his plate before dessert is served.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Out of the shower, getting dressed. Here is me right now. (5 pounds heavier than what I looked like a few years ago, for those who remember.)

 

[Que]

Perhaps mood music was immaterial....

I hope this one has some prowess deserving of the effort that went into that body. I have no doubt he will be bringing enthusiasm with a quickness.

Love the lingerie choice. He's gonna drool unwrapping that.

The higher on the leg cut is so much more flattering. I try to explain to anyone under 30 how it lengthens the leg, but it falls on deaf ears.

...and leave the boyshorts on boys.

 

[Riles]

Perhaps mood music was immaterial....

I hope this one has some prowess deserving of the effort that went into that body. I have no doubt he will be bringing enthusiasm with a quickness.

Love the lingerie choice. He's gonna drool unwrapping that.

The higher on the leg cut is so much more flattering. I try to explain to anyone under 30 how it lengthens the leg, but it falls on deaf ears.

...and leave the boyshorts on boys.

Boyshorts are a godsend for sports though. However I would never categorize them as lingerie.

French cuts, which IS standard lingerie wear is chosen for the exact reason you stated - lengthening the leg line. But depending on the material and if opting for seamless, they can migrate something fierce. So yeah....there's a time and place for all cuts.

Funk, you look great! I hope the boytoy impresses.

 

[Que]

Boyshorts are a godsend for sports though. However I would never categorize them as lingerie.

French cuts, which IS standard lingerie wear is chosen for the exact reason you stated - lengthening the leg line. But depending on the material and if opting for seamless, they can migrate something fierce. So yeah....there's a time and place for all cuts.

Funk, you look great! I hope the boytoy impresses.

Truth.

If it is standard lingerie in Canada, I am moving despite Lance's dwelling there. It might be due to the youthfulness of the crowd I attract with my immaturity, but all I see are thongs, tangas, and boyshorts...always worn as low on the hips as possible.

They get pissed off if I gently reposition them where such things actually belong. ...and no, I am not giving them a wedgy in the process.

High waisted jeans are supposed to be coming back but girls here are resisting the trend something fierce.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Close the age gap with a mashup "artist" like Girl Talk. Biggie lyrics, Claptons guitar...little something for everyone.


http://youtu.be/lzf8NNF1Af4

 

[Que]

Funny coincidence^^^

I had a roommate years ago that always played "Smooth Operator" by Sade before he went out on a date.

A little Sade, a drench of Polo, and he was good to go.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Funny coincidence^^^

I had a roommate years ago that always played "Smooth Operator" by Sade before he went out on a date.

A little Sade, a drench of Polo, and he was good to go.

That work for him?

My normal pregame was like a Rocky montage...few raw eggs from a dirty cup, some calisthenics and light stretching, and I think one time I chased a chicken. But never Eye of the Tiger...never.

 

[cleaver]

she must be fucking the toy.

if only the putz knew how to read tv guide.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Lovers Rock by Sade. Great disc to bone to.
Sleepwalk by Brian Setzer is a good one too.
Or you could go classical with Ravel's Bolero.

 

[Riles]

Even passed over, I still say my pick was good.

It's on MY "hit it" hit list.

 

[Vikingstone]

Even passed over, I still say my pick was good.

It's on MY "hit it" hit list.

Ba dum bum!

 

[neci]

Out of the shower, getting dressed. Here is me right now. (5 pounds heavier than what I looked like a few years ago, for those who remember.)

you are a beautiful woman.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Some old school Fiona Apple might hit the spot like Carrion, The First Taste, or Slow like Honey.

 

[Riles]

Ba dum bum!

My burgeoning OCD needs the last note!!!

I'm going to start twitching soon.

 

[Vikingstone]

My burgeoning OCD needs the last note!!!

I'm going to start twitching soon.

KSSSH!

 

[Riles]

KSSSH!

*melts*

Ahhhhh, THANK you.