How would you beat the person above you in a fight?

[MausAss]

I know this thread will die, since no one can possible beat me in a fight not even in their imagination or can they?

Just do what the thread title says. I dare you.

 

[AircraftMech]

I know this thread will die, since no one can possible beat me in a fight not even in their imagination or can they?

Just do what the thread title says. I dare you.

I would get Chuck Norris...nough said

 

[DarkrSide]

I would get Chuck Norris...nough said

I'm not even going to pretend to be able to win in this one. The phrase "curl up in a ball" sounds right!

 

[Leigh81]

I would get Chuck Norris...nough said

I'd stay on the outside and use my long legs and karate background.
Take that Chuck

L

 

[AircraftMech]

I'd stay on the outside and use my long legs and karate background.
Take that Chuck

L

Chun Li from street fighter? Is that really you?

 

[MausAss]

I'd stay on the outside and use my long legs and karate background.
Take that Chuck

L

I'd kick her really hard in the vagina.

Chun Li from street fighter? Is that really you?

I'd get Chuck Norris' mom.

 

[Greenwavelawyer]

For Leigh

I don't think I could
This lady is a REAL fighter
In every sense of the word

 

[Leigh81]

For Leigh

I don't think I could
This lady is a REAL fighter
In every sense of the word

I've never actually been in a real fight in my life, except the cancer fight.
I'd put you in leg scissors.

L

 

[ImagineMe2]

I've never actually been in a real fight in my life, except the cancer fight.
I'd put you in leg scissors.

L

There would not be a fight, she would submit to me and I to her.

 

[Leigh81]

There would not be a fight, she would submit to me and I to her.

I know so.

L

 

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[MausAss]

There is no way I could bring myself to hit a woman in violence. That said, my S.O. has no such reservations, so I'd set the Irish loose and get a good view of the ensuing cat fight.

With a bat, a real one that can fly. I think it would scare the shit out of Bondage.

 

[Thandi]

With a bat, a real one that can fly. I think it would scare the shit out of Bondage.

Flash him my bodacious tatas.

 

[seth6138]

Id never hit a women....ever..

 

[rbijon]

Flash him my bodacious tatas.

By allowing her to win

 

[ydahecnot]

I'd choose Pikachu

 

[Lily13]

I'd choose Pikachu

Put my sunglasses on and then tackle him

 

[seth6138]

Put my sunglasses on and then tackle him

Tie her up with silk neckties and tickle her to submission.

 

[elli1]

Tie her up with silk neckties and tickle her to submission.

get him drunk, then tie him up when he's passed out

 

[Sundayschild]

get him drunk, then tie him up when he's passed out

8 button combo

 

[elli1]

8 button combo

"accidentally" rub my butt against his crotch while we wrestle

 

[averagesizeguy]

Shell HE, fuze PD.

 

[Dream59]

"accidentally" rub my butt against his crotch while we wrestle

Fuckin cheater.

 

[elli1]

Fuckin cheater.

all's fair in war and that other thing

 

[MausAss]

all's fair in war and that other thing

I would pin her down to floor and tickle her until she surrenders.