Things you wish existed

[Kelleebabes]

Erom Woody Allen's movie Sleeper

An Orgasmatrun

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Windshield wipers that accomplished their goal. Seriously, just build me a roof over my windshield. How hard is that?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

An Orgasmatrun

What's the over/under on the number of creepy winks this request is going to elicit? I'm going 6.

 

[IntmtStrngr]

...

warp driven personal vehicles with phase shift cloaking capabilities

 

[SherlockianMan]

Teleportation, so I could friends and travel the world in seconds instead of hours.

 

[Mell0wM0nk]

God..

 

[SherlockianMan]

God..

Well played.

 

[beachbaby179]

World peace

 

[fletchx]

insta-grow flowers, plants, trees. just add water!

 

[DesEsseintes]

insta-grow flowers, plants, trees. just add water!

That's my garden. I think the soil must come from Narnia or something. I wondered for the first two summers why I had kept finding new cherry trees I'd never noticed before, and eventually realized the pigeons were dropping stones from the large tree overhanging my place, and every one seemed to sprout up with no help. I didn't even add water, although I suspect the rain did.

And I think I should exist. How amazing would that be? To be a real-life boy like Pinocchio!

 

[Ellafun]

I wish that Lit had a way to "tag" people in posts & a "Like" button!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I wish that Lit had a way to "tag" people in posts & a "Like" button!

Like!

 

[Ellafun]

Exactly!

 

[engineer_in_pa]

A mind-reading machine.

Then maybe I could figure out what my boss REALLY wants done.

 

[RustyIron]

Instant place and time shifter, *quick shift me across that big fucking ocean, NOW*

 

[TheSilverLining]

Time And Relative Dimension In Space.

 

[TheSilverLining]

OR, the crawl-through-the-screen ability.
But mostly the last one.

 

[Miles Long]

Time And Relative Dimension In Space.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Pfffffft.
Sexy beats salt-shaker plumbers hands-down.

 

[engineer_in_pa]

A Lit-friendly version of "auto correct".

(My gf came up with that one weeks ago...I can use it!)

 

[fma20fma]

hi

wish a trust worthy guy existed

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I wish a real, "I Dream of Jeannie" existed for my pleasure....

 

[fma20fma]

hi

I wish a real, "I Dream of Jeannie" existed for my pleasure....

many out there if you reciprocate

 

[stickygirl]

Better sanitation, worldwide, better sanitation. World peace will follow

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

many out there if you reciprocate

None that know me.....

And I ALWAYS start...wanting Jeannie to reciprocate....