The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[Laurel]

Very astute and I think much of my experience as well. I come from a world of mostly men, not just the construction world but in my personal life too but I always treasured the female companionship I had, in fact probably protect it more than my sexual relationships because I do think it takes a village and not just to raise kids but to relate and relive life with. My girlfriends are invaluable to me. And let's face it, the chicks on here are usually more entertaining than the dudes and I come to be entertained.

Yeah, I'll post at and with anyone. I have really good friends of both genders. I've been wildly attracted to both genders. People suck, people rule. I love hearing women's opinions on Lit because Lit women are a special type of chick, I think.

And I can kind of forgive the male-obedience thing in women under a certain age, especially those with father issues (strong or absent), because when you're young you're figuring shit out. But past it certain age, it just bugs. It also saddens me, because I think women benefit from having close female friends - and you can't have that when you're walking over your friends to kowtow to whatever man is in the room.

 

[Laurel]

Don't want to burst your boner but half of what she posts are re tweets.

My life stories are retweets?

Dude, can you go find someone else to heckle?

Honestly.

 

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[Killswitch]

Just keepin it real not that it matters to men with their head in the cloud but half what I read here strikes me as re tweets that someone saw on Tweeker and thought, "Oh I'll post that on lit as genuine to make myself feel.... loved"

Humans. Ha.

 

[pete]

JAJ's gotta do what JAJ's gotta do

non-seq's:

a sign that the wife is spending too much time playing candy crush: the sunlight glare has revealed fingerprint marks in a distinctive grid-like pattern on her ipad.

also, i saw the Hobbit last night. it was good.

 

[Winemaster]

friendships

don't let the heckler get to you….I am enjoying what you are writing. I also like friends of both genders. It is nice to hear the woman's opinion on friendship with women.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yep, I'm drunk. Don't do it often, but here I am.

And horny.

There's our girl!

 

[girlsmiley]

Just wear the Uggs.

That will do it.

You gotta problem with uggs?

What's wrong with uggs?
You just have to know how to rock them.

See, what you do is you gotta team them with the daggiest pair of trackies you can find. Daggy trackies, check. Ok. Now you gotta wear your hair in a messy ponytail. Messy ponytail, check. Slap on a pair of sunnies. The most expensive sunnies you can find. Ok.

Now you're ready to shop the shit outta Woolies.

 

[Laurel]

Just keepin it real not that it matters to men with their head in the cloud but half what I read here strikes me as re tweets that someone saw on Tweeker and thought, "Oh I'll post that on lit as genuine to make myself feel.... loved"

Humans. Ha.

 

[pete]

You gotta problem with uggs?

What's wrong with uggs?
You just have to know how to rock them.

See, what you do is you gotta team them with the daggiest pair of trackies you can find. Daggy trackies, check. Ok. Now you gotta wear your hair in a messy ponytail. Messy ponytail, check. Slap on a pair of sunnies. The most expensive sunnies you can find. Ok.

Now you're ready to shop the shit outta Woolies.

you'd fit in well here in dc, smiley.
every day i see hordes of women wearing uggs on their way in to their desk jobs. they save their heels for the office

 

[Laurel]

don't let the heckler get to you….I am enjoying what you are writing. I also like friends of both genders. It is nice to hear the woman's opinion on friendship with women.

Thank you.

 

[Laurel]

You gotta problem with uggs?

What's wrong with uggs?
You just have to know how to rock them.

See, what you do is you gotta team them with the daggiest pair of trackies you can find. Daggy trackies, check. Ok. Now you gotta wear your hair in a messy ponytail. Messy ponytail, check. Slap on a pair of sunnies. The most expensive sunnies you can find. Ok.

Now you're ready to shop the shit outta Woolies.

Preach it!

I read somewhere that Uggs are Australia's national animal. True fact.

 

[girlsmiley]

you'd fit in well here in dc, smiley.
every day i see hordes of women wearing uggs on their way in to their desk jobs. they save their heels for the office

Really? Ha!

I don't actually own a pair of uggs, but I'd wear 'em around the house. In winter. Not now. Too hot for all of that.

 

[dolf]

Just wear the Uggs.

That will do it.

it's not worth it. I would rather date an accountant.

 

[butters]

wanking injury.

you think?

i had it down more to circulation... *bites inside of cheek*

 

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[Wings]

What a fuckhead. Also, tweets are only 140 characters long, you half-wit.

 

[Wings]

^ I'm going to go tweet that.

 

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[butters]

I feel like I gained 147lbs.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Oh, Merry Christmas!

Watta y'all eat for Christmas dinner down there at the JAJ compound?

Opossum, candied yams and grits?

 

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[JohnnySavage]

WTF is an Opossum?

Silent O.

It's hard to tell when they climax.

 

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