steve44uk
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I need a new back.
What a coincidence. I need a new front. Wanna swap?
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I need a new back.
Ooh, butch. Are you not going to post a photo? Pretty please?
What a coincidence. I need a new front. Wanna swap?
See these nice new ones? [link]
Mmmm, interesting. I like the way they display for our delectation all the hobnails in the sole of the left boot.
Mmmm, interesting. I like the way they display for our delectation all the hobnails in the sole of the left boot.
What a coincidence. I need a new front. Wanna swap?
Guess who's writing again? That's right...
ME
Yay! I've managed close to 9k words in less than two days. The release of all that head-pressure is the ultimate rush.
Um, hm, well . . .
I'll take that as a "no" then...
You may want to review that thought.
I get this strange mental image of a tall 20-stone hairy bloke with boobs.
TV or what?
I would have to see pictures first. Lots of pictures. All angles. To know what I was getting, you see. To know if I was interested, even.
Uh-huh. Thorough research is always important. On both sides.
Nothing interesting about my back. It's the standard model.
They said that about my first car, but that baby ran and ran like a dream for many years...
I see. Well, I've taken many pictures, but not of my back.
I can appreciated the difficulty.
Sadly, there are all too many pictures of my front.
Why sadly?
It's not pretty. I was trying to sell you a lemon...
But I might like lemons.
Well, then maybe we've still got us a deal. Provided you can find a photographer, and I can find a counsellor for poor HP...
Can I have photos of the yummy lemon tummy too? I would ask for ones of the back but I think I know the answer!
Well, then maybe we've still got us a deal. Provided you can find a photographer, and I can find a counsellor for poor HP...