Chaingun
Who do ya love?
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Bounces in time to the music, thinking maybe I should go put those awesome heels on that I wore on Friday, just for kicks.
Get it? Kicks? lol!
Oh, yeah, I get it. I do indeed...
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Bounces in time to the music, thinking maybe I should go put those awesome heels on that I wore on Friday, just for kicks.
Get it? Kicks? lol!
Oh, yeah, I get it. I do indeed...
I don't think "guess" is the right word...
Any luck finding some new nipple rings for me, by the way?
Are we out of tequila??? Where's my drink, Davie poo??
Orders another drink against my better judgment. I have a great working relationship with Dave, but his flirtation this evening made me remember....
I had one of my visions not long ago. And it took place on top of this bar. I am unnerved by RA's yellow and green flannel; it was part of the vision. I will need to exercise caution and a little self control, I think.
Orders another drink against my better judgment. I have a great working relationship with Dave, but his flirtation this evening made me remember....
I had one of my visions not long ago. And it took place on top of this bar. I am unnerved by RA's yellow and green flannel; it was part of the vision. I will need to exercise caution and a little self control, I think.
Oh dear, Ella!!!! I would never intentionally unnerve you my lovely.
Top of this bar, you say? *unsnaps the side buttons of her overalls*
I tell you what. I'm just going to lean here against the bar and see if I can learn any tricks with the shot glasses.
You know I hid a baseball between my boobs at a game one time? Ball was hit into the stands, and one of the fellas caught it. The umpire wanted the ball back and was calling all the guys down out of the stands to frisk them for the ball. They handed it to me and I stuck in in my bra. I gots me some big titties and they never new it was in there. The Ump looked at me, I stood up and did a little twirl and pretty much dared him to frisk me... the nerve...
I'm thinking I can put a shot glass of tequila between my boobs and drink it... What do you think?
*notices something wrong and watches her carefully.*
*can't decide who to pay attention to...*
* I give Dave a look, telling him there's something very special in the bag for him too*
Hmm...EF is probably more fun, and I am damned near sleepy..
I just read a nice letter from a friend , and I'm feeling a lot better. Still wanting fritos and Reeses , but there's really nothing Wrong with that except maybe the sugar, the fat, the salt..hmmm..maybe i should start self-medicating with watermelon and cantaloupe???
Phew....kisses to you both, and a big Special tongue-down-your throat smooch for Dave...
...oh! And hugs, too!!
... And these hoop ear rings..."
Kiss, kiss.
Those actually go someplace else...
You're gonna have to show me how that works...
Alright, but first I'll ask you to sign this "hold harmless" agreement. And then answer some questions...
First, what's your pain tolerance like?
Just sterilize the needles first, man....dint need to be getting the "nipple funk disease"....lol
*The bunker's PA system crackles to life.*
"Now hear this, friends. I will be out tonight at a celebration not of my choosing; believe me, I'd rather be here with you rather than out with the zombies who will possibly take large chunks of my IQ and my time. I will be thinking of you. I laid in extra ice and lots more liquor for you. Do try to have a good time. I will check in if the zombies will refrain from knocking down the cell tower and allow me to contact you with my smart ass phone. That is all. Kisses for everybody."
*speakers go quiet.*