What Authors?

[OhMissScarlett]

Um, one day you'll learn that a cum-splattered PM can be even more meaningful than a scathing critique.

I save them all, every one is like a little Oscar to me. *happy sigh*

p.s. What are you wearing?????

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I've been a horny young guy and a horny old guy, and neither experience is much to write home about except the horny young guy has hope for a better tomorrow. But I do have the consolation of not being SLYCK; regardless of how bad things get or how infirm and ugly I become...I'll never be SLYCK. God loves me.

 

[jomar]

I'm so sick of this. I join a site that has 'authors' and it turns out to be a bunch of old horny men.

Since no one in administration is responding to my delete account message, it seems I only get messages about getting laid or what I'm wearing, I'm adding this here.

Please delete my account!

LOL...not to worry...there are no horny old men on this porn site...though I suppose it depends on your definition of "old."

 

[oggbashan]

"horny old man" and "author" are not mutually exclusive definitions.

Not all horny old men are authors.

Not all authors in the Authors' Hangout are horny old men. In fact many are not men, and/or are not old but probably most have a desire to express themselves in erotic prose so they might be classed as "horny" IF that can be applied to both sexes.

Og

 

[impressive]

I this thread. Many LOL moments. One PMSL moment thanks to Scarlett

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Myabe she meant Old Arthurs.

 

[TxRad]

Does a dirty old man count?

 

[sr71plt]

Does a dirty old man count?

Yep, when he's in his counting house.

 

[TE999]

I'm so sick of this. I join a site that has 'authors' and it turns out to be a bunch of old horny men.

Since no one in administration is responding to my delete account message, it seems I only get messages about getting laid or what I'm wearing, I'm adding this here.

Please delete my account!

Who you callin' old, you young whippersnapper? Why just the other day I...I...um...er...is it pill time already, nurse?

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh, that's just great! You guys did it again--went and scared off another newbie. Now aren't you all ashamed of yourselves?

Scarlet, take your hand out of Jomar's jeans. Imp, stop attacking Ogg. Pilot! For heaven's sake, put your pants back on.

Tom, stop waving your walking stick in the air and put your teeth back in. Tx, get that nasty drool off your chin.

Glynndah, dear, stop looking down your own panties.

I swear, I leave for a few hours and this place turns into a naked party. Wait. Uh. Oops. Isn't this a naughty story site?

Sorry. Carry on.

 

[jomar]

...
Scarlet, take your hand out of Jomar's jeans. ...

Ignore her, Scarlett.

 

[sadangel]

Oh, that's just great! You guys did it again--went and scared off another newbie. Now aren't you all ashamed of yourselves?

Scarlet, take your hand out of Jomar's jeans. Imp, stop attacking Ogg. Pilot! For heaven's sake, put your pants back on.

Tom, stop waving your waving your walking stick in the air and put your teeth back in. Tx, get that nasty drool off your chin.

Glynndah, dear, stop looking down your own panties.

I swear, I leave for a few hours and this place turns into a naked party. Wait. Uh. Oops. Isn't this a naughty story site?

Sorry. Carry on.

:caning: :caning: I think they all need a :caning: or two. ROFLMAO. This was worth getting up for this morning!! (Amoung other things!!)

 

[john-the-author]

I'm a horny old man?!? I do wish people would tell me these things.

Didn't you see the memo, Glynndah?

 

[SweetWitch]

Ignore her, Scarlett.

Darn. I was hoping to get my hand in there.

:caning: :caning: I think they all need a :caning: or two. ROFLMAO. This was worth getting up for this morning!! (Amoung other things!!)

Glad to have tickled your fancy.

 

[FallingToFly]

I'm not sure why you are getting the feedback you are getting- what category do you post your stories in? If you do text with Audio, that may explain it. If you're doing illustrated work, with pictures of yourself, that might explain it too.

Also- there is feedback to be found here, but it isn't going to be instantaneous or necessarily all good. Trolls exist- ignoring them is always the best option.

Also, if you have pictures of yourself posted on your profile page, that will get a lot of unwanted advances.

Lit is a great place to read and write, but nowhere is perfect, and you're probably going to run into the same problems at any sex story site. I would recommend a cup of tea, a deep breath, and shrugging off the bad parts.

Hang around a while- it does get better!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'm not sure why you are getting the feedback you are getting- what category do you post your stories in? If you do text with Audio, that may explain it. If you're doing illustrated work, with pictures of yourself, that might explain it too.

Also- there is feedback to be found here, but it isn't going to be instantaneous or necessarily all good. Trolls exist- ignoring them is always the best option.

Also, if you have pictures of yourself posted on your profile page, that will get a lot of unwanted advances.

Lit is a great place to read and write, but nowhere is perfect, and you're probably going to run into the same problems at any sex story site. I would recommend a cup of tea, a deep breath, and shrugging off the bad parts.

Hang around a while- it does get better!

She probably got a bunch of PM's from some of the guys on the general board.

 

[FallingToFly]

She probably got a bunch of PM's from some of the guys on the general board.

Doubt it- I started a gangbang thread over there, and didn't get a single PM.

And they know what I look like, lol.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm not sure why you are getting the feedback you are getting- what category do you post your stories in? If you do text with Audio, that may explain it. If you're doing illustrated work, with pictures of yourself, that might explain it too.

That's some false extrapolation there, FTF. As I noted way up the line there, wickedredhead has no stories posted to Lit. Hasn't been a member for even a month.

 

[jomar]

Darn. I was hoping to get my hand in there.

Oh...feel free then...

 

[glynndah]

Didn't you see the memo, Glynndah?

I never see the memos. The person in the directory right before me seems to be hoarding them.

 

[Edward Teach]

I'm a horny old man?!? I do wish people would tell me these things.

An examination shouldn't take me but a few minutes, just put your leg right up here on my shoulder and lay back on my desk...

 

[Edward Teach]

Um, one day you'll learn that a cum-splattered PM can be even more meaningful than a scathing critique.

I save them all, every one is like a little Oscar to me. *happy sigh*

p.s. What are you wearing?????

I love you.

 

[SweetWitch]

That's some false extrapolation there, FTF. As I noted way up the line there, wickedredhead has no stories posted to Lit. Hasn't been a member for even a month.

Perhaps the poor dear thought this was the Christian reading room.

 

[The_Fool]

If only one could know
could know the thoughts
of that gentleman sitting in the park
wearing time,
lots of time,
upon his careworn face.
years have taught him to hide
emotions from his expression,
but eyes still light with appreciation
at curves
lithe curves of a younger woman.
Age has not dampened his desire
for women,
for the woman
he calls his.
He offers her his appreciation,
she replies with moans and sighs.

 

[PMI]

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