Zombie Horde Weapon

[heavypetting95]

This is a pretty simple game with easy-to-follow rules.

1) Go to Craigslist.

2) Go to your current city. (If your country doesn't have Craigslist, pick any city from the US.)

3) Go to the "Free" section.

5) Fifth item down is your weapon against the zombie horde.

 

[pete]

this thread compels me to send you a pm about your awesome sentences.
and your glorious sun-kissed pussy.

 

[IndieSnob]

Yeah, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs.

The PG is thatta way.

 

[heavypetting95]

Today my weapon against the zombies is a 36" Sony Trinitron...

I guess the I'll lure in some zombies with the thought of free cable TV and make them die of boredom from public access?

 

[heavypetting95]

Yeah, you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs.

The PG is thatta way.

Damn it, I knew I placed this thread in the wrong place. *sigh*

 

[heavypetting95]

this thread compels me to send you a pm about your awesome sentences.
and your glorious sun-kissed pussy.

I always welcome praise.

 

[pete]

Damn it, I knew I placed this in the wrong place. *sigh*

don't let that buffoon discourage you, hp

start all the threads you want

 

[IndieSnob]

Why must I be a mouth breather in love.

 

[Byron In Exile]

 

[MNGuy]

A bubble mailer envelope.

Yay.

 

[richard_daily]

A used dildo.

 

[gardenia19]

Horse manure. Totally useful.

 

[neci]

reported for spam.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

 

[richard_daily]

That's free??? I'm picking it up tomorrow.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Are you that afraid of the zombies ??

 

[heavypetting95]

A bubble mailer envelope.

Yay.

Yeah, that should ward off the zombies, lol.

 

[heavypetting95]

Horse manure. Totally useful.

You never know...

 

[heavypetting95]

That's free??? I'm picking it up tomorrow.

LOL. The things (and people) you find on Craigslist..

 

[heavypetting95]

Are you that afraid of the zombies ??

Have you seen them tear into someone? *slaps paws over eyes*

 

[pete]

Have you seen them tear into someone? *slaps paws over eyes*

you have paws? with claws?

that might come in useful during close-quarters fighting

 

[BiTodd]

Yay! Free rock.... now I need to hook ip with someone that got the free sling shot. Or we could just use someones thong.
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/3892902077.html

 

[heavypetting95]

Yay! Free rock.... now I need to hook ip with someone that got the free sling shot. Or we could just use someones thong.
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/3892902077.html

Who gives away rocks??

"Hey, bro, you want this large pile of rocks?

 

[gardenia19]

You never know...

How would it be useful?

 

[SkAoUt]

Roof window in a wooden frame.