Zombie Apocalypse?

Haha yeah no kidding. I mean, I know crazy messed up stuff happens everywhere all the time... But dude GROWLED after being shot, pieces of face-flesh allegedly hanging from his mouth, and then continued his meal. If that's not a little out of the ordinary, then I must live in a cave and never hear about the truly heinous stuff.

But I really think this is a new level of weird.
 
Haha yeah no kidding. I mean, I know crazy messed up stuff happens everywhere all the time... But dude GROWLED after being shot, pieces of face-flesh allegedly hanging from his mouth, and then continued his meal. If that's not a little out of the ordinary, then I must live in a cave and never hear about the truly heinous stuff.

But I really think this is a new level of weird.
No, it definitely is weird. I mean, the rational part of me wants to think he was just on PCP or something. But maybe that's because I haven't ordered my machete yet and I haven't completed my gun course :D
 
No, it definitely is weird. I mean, the rational part of me wants to think he was just on PCP or something. But maybe that's because I haven't ordered my machete yet and I haven't completed my gun course :D

Haha I think in this case, it's perfectly acceptable for irrationality to make more sense. Bring on the target practice :)
 
So I had my horror genre students study this as a class project. In the same county as this attack, there have been 127 "patient" bitings in the last 2 weeks. When we compiled all the data, it showed a 300% increase.
 
Don't worry, I've got this. I won't let it get out of Florida.

Send ammo, fuel, MRE's, and Mt. Dew.



Damn zombies are going down...
 
Don't worry, I've got this. I won't let it get out of Florida.

Send ammo, fuel, MRE's, and Mt. Dew.



Damn zombies are going down...
What about the guy in Montreal dismembering a body and shipping parts to Parliment Hill? I think it's already spreading.
 
What about the guy in Montreal dismembering a body and shipping parts to Parliment Hill? I think it's already spreading.

I heard about some mysterious rashes and stuff coming out of Florida...

Anyone really think that this year is beginning of the end?!
 
Well, the reports coming in about 2 hours ago say that the doctor treating the homeless victim in Florida was bit while suturing his face this afternoon.
 
When toting your shotguns, just make sure that you have your trusty chainsaw for when they get too close, or you run out of ammo...

"Yo, She-Bitch; let's go!"

:)
It will be like Planet Terror with people with stumps made out of guns to take out the Zombies,
 
Well, the reports coming in about 2 hours ago say that the doctor treating the homeless victim in Florida was bit while suturing his face this afternoon.

Nuh uh... That can't be true...?

Lol it's so hard to tell what's real and what isn't with how the media is blowing this thing up.

Not to say that I'm not ready to blow some shit up when the time comes...
 
Hmm...Zombie Apocalypse. I guess this is one instance where living amongst so many hillbilly rednecks with guns will be to my advantage.
 
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