You're stripper name

Blue underwear + sausage was the last thing I ate =

Coming on stage is Blue Sausage!

Yeah, I better not hold my breath waiting for those thong tips
 
^^I'd get that checked out if I were you!^^


Pink Orange.

Not sexy.
 
Naked + Lentil Stew = Naked Stew?

That sounds like either the laziest stripper name for a guy named Stew, or the nickname for that one friend we all have that no matter what kind of party you're having starts losing their clothes 15 minutes in...I may be the latter.

I mean, you drunkly get naked at dozens of parties and no one bats an eye. But leave your pants in the bathroom at ONE kid's birthday party and all of a sudden "Naked Stew" isn't welcome any more until he gets "help."

I know the invitation said "no alcohol", that's why I pregamed hard and brought my own camelback filled with Jack and Coke. Your little angel may be turning 1 today but that doesn't mean I can't- what the hell, when did I lose my shirt?
 
Naked + Lentil Stew = Naked Stew?

That sounds like either the laziest stripper name for a guy named Stew, or the nickname for that one friend we all have that no matter what kind of party you're having starts losing their clothes 15 minutes in...I may be the latter.

I mean, you drunkly get naked at dozens of parties and no one bats an eye. But leave your pants in the bathroom at ONE kid's birthday party and all of a sudden "Naked Stew" isn't welcome any more until he gets "help."

I know the invitation said "no alcohol", that's why I pregamed hard and brought my own camelback filled with Jack and Coke. Your little angel may be turning 1 today but that doesn't mean I can't- what the hell, when did I lose my shirt?

Haha!

Some people just don't know how to have a good time, MO. Sounds like THEY are the ones who need "help".
 
I'm confused by this thread title. It says "you are stripper name". Well, I'm not sure how to answer that question.

However, the best stripper song for a woman is Fire Woman by the Cult. Hands down.
 
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