You're so weird

[Soixenta]

I love the moon!

 

[cw5523729]

I borrow pens from everywhere I go. I enjoy writing journal entries, poetry, etc with these borrowed pens. I have quite the collection!

"Borrow" huh? <eyes narrowed>

 

[AG31]

They have an unpleasant bitter aftertaste that most people can't detect.

Maybe it's like cilantro. A genetic thing that makes it taste like soap to some of us. That's a second weird thing about me. Cilantro tastes like soap.

 

[AG31]

Probably the weirdest thing about me is that I have an aversion to feet. My own and everyone else's. I can "tolerate" a baby's feet until they start walking. The worst punishment for me would be to go barefoot, whether it be inside or out.


Squishy, slimy touch,
Toes splay wide in open air,
Grit and grime, too much.

Ohhh!! Too bad. You've missed one of life's great pleasures, blowing through the crack when you hold the baby's feet together. They sure do giggle!!!!!

 

[AG31]

Aha! I wondered how this thread could have grown 3 or 4 more pages when I wasn't looking. FEET!!!! Who knew?

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm fond of beetles. I've been interested in insects my whole life, but beetles hold a special fascination for me. Over 400,000 species of beetles have been identified, which is about 25% of all known animal species on Earth. One of my favorite statistics.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Aha! I wondered how this thread could have grown 3 or 4 more pages when I wasn't looking. FEET!!!! Who knew?

Yeah, and I've had it with their foot hate.

They should get booted outta here. They are stepping on too many toes.
I know it's a lot of legwork for the mod, but step by step, and with a good pace...

Ugh, this was tiresome. I need to put my feet up.

 

[cw5523729]

Aha! I wondered how this thread could have grown 3 or 4 more pages when I wasn't looking. FEET!!!! Who knew?

Oh great, does that mean that you're one of those anti-footies as well?

 

[Lector77]

Cilantro tastes like soap.

So sez you. Cilantro has a metallic flavo(u)r, sort of like touching your tongue to 9v battery poles.


Click on the picture.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

So sez you. Cilantro has a metallic flavo(u)r, sort of like touching your tongue to 9v battery poles.

I can taste a bit of the battery zing and the soap, but at such low levels it's just part of the herby fresh taste of coriander leaves.

Brussels sprouts and any other steamed/boiled brassicas however, taste of urine. I'm OK with raw or stir-fried cabbage, but put water near it and it has some of the sprouts taste of piss.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I can taste a bit of the battery zing and the soap, but at such low levels it's just part of the herby fresh taste of coriander leaves.

Brussels sprouts and any other steamed/boiled brassicas however, taste of urine. I'm OK with raw or stir-fried cabbage, but put water near it and it has some of the sprouts taste of piss.

I believe we should start another thread: "Which body parts, bodily fluids, and perhaps other (eww)... things have you tasted?"

 

[cw5523729]

I believe we should start another thread: "Which body parts, bodily fluids, and perhaps other (eww)... things have you tasted?"

Sure, because there's no way that thread would lead to:

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I believe we should start another thread: "Which body parts, bodily fluids, and perhaps other (eww)... things have you tasted?"

Taste and smell are practically the same thing. When I was a small kid I always wondered why sprouts smelled (and thus tasted) like the boys' toilets.

Dirty genitals that were washed earlier that day are fine in comparison.

 

[R0xyfoxy]

I always imagine when I am in public how big of a ding dong guys have depending on how they look.

 

[AG31]

Oh, dear. Can we swing back to talking about feet?

 

[MrPixel]

Oh, dear. Can we swing back to talking about feet?

Oh. As in large feet on a man are indicative of...?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I record sex audios

...

Alright, next on the future projects: write an entire fictional sex journal a la My Secret Life, but less repetitive and with actual prose, and have it released as a sex audio.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Oh. As in large feet on a man are indicative of...?

Long forearms. The space between the inside of your elbow and your wrist is roughly the length of your feet - usually.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

I swear there is no anti- foot porn. They wouldn't just 1 bomb, I'd get banned.

Would this be anti-foot fetish or would it be BDSM with a very specific type of torment?

 

[Statius]

Would this be anti-foot fetish or would it be BDSM with a very specific type of torment?

No idea actually. I don't write or read BDSM and definitely don't have anything to do with feet. Ewe. Gross.

Okay the wife gets the occasional foot rub, without complaint, mind you. But yeah, ewe.

 

[Statius]

Sure, because there's no way that thread would lead to:

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Don't most conversations here end up here?

 

[cw5523729]

Don't most conversations here end up here?

Only if we're lucky

 

[Statius]

Don't most conversations here end up here?

Apologies to all about the phrasing above. Been an umm interesting few days.

 

[StillStunned]

Long forearms. The space between the inside of your elbow and your wrist is roughly the length of your feet - usually.

As I was reading it, I thought you were going to say something other than feet. Made me feel quite inadequate.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

No idea actually. I don't write or read BDSM and definitely don't have anything to do with feet. Ewe. Gross.

Okay the wife gets the occasional foot rub, without complaint, mind you. But yeah, ewe.

Anyone mind if I put this on my "ideas for maybe" list? I like the idea of psychological torture...in my stories I mean