You're so weird

[SmilingLez]

Ahhhhh! I know it's a bit forward, but can we be friends? Can't stand feet! Ask @PennyThompson and @NuclearFairy.

Of course, we should start a movement called "Toe-Tal Abstainers"

 

[Statius]

Of course, we should start a movement called "Toe-Tal Abstainers

I'm in!

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

My dreams are weiiiird. Like last night I dreamed that there was something attached to my left hand pulling the skin tight and sucking my blood. I pulled it off and it was an adorable purple three tentacled squid. It was so cute that I couldn't be upset so I kept feeding it my blood until it got big enough to eat whole animals. Which is when I found out that it was actually a mushroom that looked like an adorable fat tentacled big eyed squid. XD That would probably be a nightmare for most people though.

That's no dream - it's a plot bunny trying to break out of the cage in your subconscious

 

[Statius]

Take that Literotica and all you're foot fetish members! There's a new club!

 

[NuclearFairy]

That's no dream - it's a plot bunny trying to break out of the cage in your subconscious

But my many roads to nowhere document is already getting pretty long, and I have sooo many WIP already. I need someone to play plot bunny hot potato with I guess.

 

[Statius]

But my many roads to nowhere document is already getting pretty long, and I have sooo many WIP already. I need someone to play plot bunny hot potato with I guess.

Maybe this will help, or probably stress you out more likely. You've read Ria's Seduction. There's a reference she makes to having a favorite tentacle story. You write one up, and I'll reference that story in mine as Ria's favorite; because the one she talks about doesn't exist. Inspired yet? Or stressed? .

I am just playing here.

 

[cw5523729]

Take that Literotica and all you're foot fetish members! There's a new club!

Somewhere, right now, all the foot fetish people are planning their 1-bomb assault attack on the first piece of anti-foot porn.

 

[Statius]

Somewhere, right now, all the foot fetish people are planning their 1-bomb assault attack on the first piece of anti-foot porn.

I swear there is no anti- foot porn. They wouldn't just 1 bomb, I'd get banned.

 

[cw5523729]

I swear there is no anti- foot porn. They wouldn't just 1 bomb, I'd get banned.

Speak for yourself. I'm already halfway through writing chapter 1. Spoiler alert : everyone is an amputee below the knee, all their feet eaten by the giant plant from Little Shop of horrors. I added that just for @NuclearFairy. I'm trying to work a tentacle in somehow still.

 

[Statius]

Speak for yourself. I'm already halfway through writing chapter 1. Spoiler alert : everyone is an amputee below the knee, all their feet eaten by the giant plant from Little Shop of horrors. I added that just for @NuclearFairy. I'm trying to work a tentacle in somehow still.

I'm gonna need to read that when it's done

 

[NuclearFairy]

Speak for yourself. I'm already halfway through writing chapter 1. Spoiler alert : everyone is an amputee below the knee, all their feet eaten by the giant plant from Little Shop of horrors. I added that just for @NuclearFairy. I'm trying to work a tentacle in somehow still.

It's simple, have a mad scientist offer free to low cost prosthetic that turn out to be tentacles with minds of their own.

 

[redgarters]

I can dry swallow surprisingly big things. And if I swallow something that is just too big, or uncomfortable, I can just reverse the direction my throat muscles are moving and push it back into my mouth.

I swear that's the exact start of a story I read here somewhere...

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

I thought it might be fun to confess things about ourselves that others would probably find weird or funny. It can be sex related or not, your choice. In the spirit of keeping things moving and giving folks time to react, let's try to keep it to one or two things at a time, to avoid tldr essays on every weird thing about you...you can just add new ones, as you remember more things that you need to confess.

I binge-watch random people camping on YouTube. Literal hours.

I put ketchup on fried eggs.

Ketchup is for beginners. Try Cholula sweet habanero hot sauce. I'm so white I glow in the dark, but I was once voted an honorary Hispanic for my ability to eat hot chili peppers. Some day, I must write the story of how I (a cisgender male) got voted an honorary lesbian.

 

[cw5523729]

It's simple, have a mad scientist offer free to low cost prosthetic that turn out to be tentacles with minds of their own.

Type slower, I'm taking notes

 

[cw5523729]

I'm gonna need to read that when it's done

You better give me a 5. I'm gonna need all the help I can get to offset the footers. Footies? Footaphiles?

 

[NuclearFairy]

Ketchup is for beginners. Try Cholula sweet habanero hot sauce. I'm so white I glow in the dark, but I was once voted an honorary Hispanic for my ability to eat hot chili peppers. Some day, I must write the story of how I (a cisgender male) got voted an honorary lesbian.

One of my favorite ways to have eggs is on top of mashed sweet potatoes and salsa. Sooo yummy.

 

[SmilingLez]

Speak for yourself. I'm already halfway through writing chapter 1. Spoiler alert : everyone is an amputee below the knee, all their feet eaten by the giant plant from Little Shop of horrors. I added that just for @NuclearFairy. I'm trying to work a tentacle in somehow still.

Stump fetish

 

[Statius]

You better give me a 5. I'm gonna need all the help I can get to offset the footers. Footies? Footaphiles?

Done. Now get to work.

 

[Statius]

Stump fetish

Ooohhhh clever!

 

[redgarters]

I can't think of any way how I'm weird.
I'm stumped.

 

[cw5523729]

Done. Now get to work.

"It was a dark and footless night. Not a single step was heard in the house. Cuz there were no feet."

 

[cw5523729]

The rest will basically write itself at this point.

 

[redgarters]

The rest will basically write itself at this point.

It's a walk in the park.

 

[cw5523729]

If we were in @StillStunned's anti-ai thread, I'd ask him to change the topic to "footlessness"

Hey, apparently that's a real word because my phone didn't even flag it!

 

[cw5523729]

It's a walk in the park.

I can keep kicking this joke down the road all night