You're a slut (but I love you really!)

[Flagg]

It transpired last weekend that my girlfriend of four and a half years wants me to talk dirty to her during sex. She says it is a real turn on. I'm not against the idea in principle. The problem is we're happily fucking away when she says "talk dirty to me" and I freeze. Not one fucking clue as to what to say. Some what hesitantly, I murmur "Do you like being fucked like a slut" to which she responds "Ooohh yes you're turning me one sooo much!". After that though I'm all out of ideas which causes somewhat of an awkward silence. I consider simply repeating "do you like being fucked like a slut?" but realise how dorkish that's going to sound. So I guess I need new ideas.

I need inspiration and Lit seems as good a place as any to find it. Any ideas?

 

[Xander]

Flagg Dude!!
Why don't you talk to her in a way were she can play too.
like "Yeah scream for me", "Are you my litttle slut/fuck girl?" Or perhaps "I'm gonna ravish you body until you scream for mercy!!"

Something like that.

On a side note. It can be damn hard to think of something when all the blood is located in "the other" head.

 

[Guest]

<Falling weak-kneed at Xander's side.> Oh!!!!! Talk dirty to me!!!

Flagg, Xie is on the right track in helping you though. Just try different variations of:

slut
bitch
whore
tramp
cunt
fuck
dick

Also, use the word "fuck" as a discription. Ie: "You fuckin' slut"... "C'mon you dirty fuckin' whore, cum for me!"...etc.

 

[MADDOG]

It transpired last weekend that my girlfriend of four and a half years wants me to talk dirty to her during sex.

Four and a half years? Like being a bachelor do you Flagg? Bout time you put a ring on that fnger don't you think?

As for talking dirty, I rented American Beauty on video the other day, and there's that classic Motel scence where The Real Estate King says to Lesters Wife "Do you like being nailed by the King?!" To which she replies "Yes! Fuck me Your Majesty!".

So I was thinking, if you have a cool Nickname, or a job that might suit the purpose, you could ask her if she likes being fucked by the <insert Nickname here>. Perhaps "Flagg pole" would work?

In my case, I could ask "Do you like getting fucked by a Mad Dog?!", to which she would probably reply "It's OK", or if she was feeling generous, she might pant or something or tell me she wanted to lick my dog balls.

Just a thought.

MADDOG

 

[Bobtoad777]

And I thought this was going to be all about me. Anyways Goodluck Flagg

 

[Guest]

MADDOG...

Who let the dogs out? ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif

 

[Flagg]

Four and a half years? Like being a bachelor do you Flagg? Bout time you put a ring on that fnger don't you think?

Don't you start as well!

I think in that American Beauty scene he says something like "Do you want the Royal treatment!?". Its a great film.

Thanks for the ideas so far. I'm not sure if I'm going to be good at this though. I can't really imagine saying "C'mon you dirty fuckin' whore, cum for me!". I'd feel really guilty! Oh dear.

 

[Guest]

I can't really imagine saying "C'mon you dirty fuckin' whore, cum for me!". I'd feel really guilty! Oh dear.

Just remember, though, she's the one requesting for you to talk dirty to her... Ask HER what sort of things would turn her on...what she'd like to hear. Open communication is a must in any relationship. It may feel awkward calling her names or talking dirty to her at first, but knowing that she wants it and it turns her on should help.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm not sure if I'm going to be good at this though. I can't really imagine saying "C'mon you dirty fuckin' whore, cum for me!". I'd feel really guilty! Oh dear.

That's a good thing- means you're sweet and this is out of character for you. Treating her "poorly" isn't something you are used to! (I vote for the engagement ring, too, by the way. )

What about trying to think of it as a role play? You're saying the things she wants you to say, but you aren't saying them to "her." Instead, you're playing a game and saying them to her character. May at least get you over being uncomfortable with saying dirty things to her the first few times.

 

[Guest]

What about trying to think of it as a role play? You're saying the things she wants you to say, but you aren't saying them to "her." Instead, you're playing a game and saying them to her character. May at least get you over being uncomfortable with saying dirty things to her the first few times.

A-hem. <Tapping foot at Cheyenne and crossing arms over chest.>

Originally posted by Tiggs Just remember, though, she's the one requesting for you to talk dirty to her... Ask HER what sort of things would turn her on...what she'd like to hear. Open communication is a must in any relationship. It may feel awkward calling her names or talking dirty to her at first, but knowing that she wants it and it turns her on should help.

Okay, okay, so they're not quite the same thing but COME ON!! Give me some credit here too woman! Hee hee hee

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yeesh. Don't ask the easy questions sweetie.

"Do you like being my little cum-slut?" He asks, after digging furiously in his blood-starved brain.

"OOooooh, Yes." She moans.

Shit, now I have to come up with something else AND keep my dick hard. He thinks.

Ask her open ended questions where she has to say something more than a moan or yes. Think essay questions. She thinks you're such a stud for talking dirty and she's doing at least half the work of coming up with something.

"Why do you like my fuck-pole in your wet cunt baby?" He asks with the proper breathless tone. Now she's gonna give a clever boy something to work with.

"Cause it feels good."

Shit. He thinks.

Well, maybe we aren't always that clever.

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, okay, so they're not quite the same thing but COME ON!! Give me some credit here too woman! Hee hee hee [/B]

Except look at the times of the posts. You just typed faster than I did- your post wasn't there when I started to answer!

 

[Merelan]

No ring Flagg... my vote.

"You want to cum baby, you like this? Want me to stop..." as you start to pull out. "Then you have to beg bitch, beg me to fuck you, let you cum baby. Come on, beg me to keep fucking your hot pussy. You like me to talk dirty baby, like it when I tell you how fucking wet your pussy is, how I love to drill my hard cock into you. Is that what you want , then thats what you get."

At least no one told you to say "Who's your Daddy..."

 

[Samuari]

Tsk tsk

Okay, okay, so they're not quite the same thing but COME ON!! Give me some credit here too woman! Hee hee hee

Except look at the times of the posts. You just typed faster than I did- your post wasn't there when I started to answer! [/B]

Come ladies, bitchen at each other about agreeing? Really!

 

[R Nitelight]

Hint: Just don't ask her if those were the panties her mother picked out.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Tsk tsk

Come ladies, bitchen at each other about agreeing? Really! [/B]

Look a little closer- you're missing the tongues in the cheeks. Oh, wait! Is that your tongue I see poking out of your own cheek?

 

[Samuari]

By the Way

Talking dirty doesn't have to mean degrading. You can tell her how fucking good she is making you feel. How hard your cock is in her wet sloppy cunt. How absublutly sexy her hard nipples are.

 

[Samuari]

Re: Re: Tsk tsk

Come ladies, bitchen at each other about agreeing? Really!

Look a little closer- you're missing the tongues in the cheeks. Oh, wait! Is that your tongue I see poking out of your own cheek? [/B]

Nope its pokin outa your cheek, I wish.

 

[Guest]

<Turning into a mush of LIME Jell-O at all this dirty talk.>
Mmmmmmmmm... Hee hee hee

 

[Expertise]

Hey! I've got it!

..... nahhh a teleprompter over the headboard would probably kill the mood.

 

[Guest]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif ROFLMFAO @ Expertise! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/128.gif

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Hey! I've got it!

..... nahhh a teleprompter over the headboard would probably kill the mood.

OHMIGOD!!! Cleaning the hot chocolate off the monitor.

 

[Samuari]

Lime Jello?

Ok, don't forget the whipped cream.

 

[Guest]

Sounds good to me Sammi. Your poodle won't get mad at me for stealing her man will she?

 

[Samuari]

Nah

Sounds good to me Sammi. Your poodle won't get mad at me for stealing her man will she?

She may charge a two bone deposit, though.