Your Vagina and You

[hotoldrguy]

In response to the your penis and you, let's give the women a chance to let us know which they are and for us to tell them which we like best
https://i.imgur.com/paycQMjh.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

That illo makes one of the most beautiful things in the world look scary

 

[hotoldrguy]

Holy Moly! There were responses before I even finished the poll LOL

 

[Miles Long]

That picture looks like the trees deep in the forest where the protagonist touches the interesting looking bark but it's actually a mystic portal and they are transported to another dimension where they find out they are the chosen one destined to save Narnia or whatever the fuck.

 

[tnman03]

This is either going to be a train wreck or comedy gold but beyond that who knows.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have so many questions.

1. Why are they all animal + woman?
2. Are they supposed to be um... extended?
3. Not vagina shaming anyone but these do look like sea creatures. Not really a question but I still feel a question mark lurking so... ?

It was bouncing around the internet. Kinda of looks like something out of a 19th century medical book but I have no idea why they have animal names. I seem to be most familiar with "Deer woman" type

It also appears everyone is too shocked to vote in the poll LOL

 

[ydahecnot]

Is that what Malcolm McLaren meant in the song Buffalo Girls?

 

[Miles Long]

"Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play!"

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is that what Malcolm McLaren meant in the song Buffalo Girls?

I do believe you are correct

 

[hotwords229_A]

I recognize some of those drawings as conceptual sketches for John Carpenter's The Thing.

 

[ydahecnot]

This thread is a lock for the Hall of Fame if BC gives an answer

 

[Miles Long]

Why is this not a public poll?

 

[ydahecnot]

It’s a pubic poll, duh

 

[Miles Long]

It’s a pubic poll, duh

High five

 

[AlwaysFara]

I’m assuming there are 2 invisible fingers, or clothespins, holding open Fox Woman.

???

 

[ydahecnot]

Also known as Cauliflower Woman

 

[SoulAssasin247]

In response to the your penis and you, let's give the women a chance to let us know which they are and for us to tell them which we like best
https://i.imgur.com/paycQMjh.jpg

They're all delicious

 

[Suz_anne]

For all the ladies who are just sick and tired of unsolicited PM's...there are a couple of options you could publicly declare that could greatly reduce your volume of unsolicited dick pics.

 

[Miles Long]

Aka the Georgia O'Keefe

 

[ydahecnot]

For all the ladies who are just sick and tired of unsolicited PM's...there are a couple of options you could publicly declare that could greatly reduce your volume of unsolicited dick pics.

You solicited m...er, I mean, right on

 

[Miles Long]

Some vaginas are more, shall we say, oceanic in nature...

 

[ydahecnot]

Also, dancing woman looks more like sobbing with a handkerchief in her mouth.

These illos are not so much a vage test as they are a Rohrschach test

 

[Miles Long]

Don't forget naked molerat woman!

https://3c1703fe8d.site.internapcdn.net/newman/csz/news/800/2018/nakedmolerat.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok Miles just threw up a little in my mouth

For those of you interested. this is where the chart originated.

The 9 Female Anatomy Types according to the Quodoushka. Interesting information about how each yoni type has a unique shape inside and out, taste, preference for stimulation, sexual demeanor, and more!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok Miles just threw up a little in my mouth

For those of you interested. this is where the chart originated.

The 9 Female Anatomy Types according to the Quodoushka. Interesting information about how each yoni type has a unique shape inside and out, taste, preference for stimulation, sexual demeanor, and more!

and for the rest of the story...

https://ezinearticles.com/?The-Tant...-Typing---Does-Size-Really-Matter?&id=4921249