No I don't, I abhor the dogs, I have a small cuddly West Highland Terrier if you'd like to know, I want a dog that will be safe around my children, and the children of others.
I love your stereotyping though, I really do. It amuses me. To 100% judge any human being, just because they adorn ink, and to set them apart, makes you one very insecure man. It amused me how you tried to say that one girl was an exception, and more power to her, she wasn't accepting that, you had already had her down as 'a skank.'
But.. I must be trash.. here's more about me..
I like fine foods and fine wines, particularly a nice bottle of Sangiovese. If going Spanish, Tempranillo is the one for me. But the wine has to complement the dish. If I haven't lost you yet my friend, stick with me, I may be able to educate you on all manner of things.
My favourite white is Poilly Fume, I like the zesty licouricey aftertaste it leaves in your mouth, while savouring. It's always quite expensive, but I believe with fine wines, it's a false economy my friend, going cheap.
I like fine malt whiskys, Bushmills being my favourite. Not blended though, it must be single malt. I may have a small tot a week, nothing more. I find that life can be better when things are done in moderation.
I am an avid collector of watches too. From classic watches such as the Rolex no date 14060M Submariner, through to the more discerning watch like the IWC Ingenier, I love and collect them.
I like classic British motorcycles too, from the vintage era of the Manx Norton, through to latter day models.
No pit bulls, no lacking in brain cells. I am an educated man, working in a Civil Service job, with a pension.
But you have judged me, simply because I have tattoos.
It is very easy being me, I don't judge people.
I bet it's less easy being you.
Looking forward to your next one-liner.
Good luck with thinking of something, I have all night.
