Your Sexual Resume what does it say

[terrible_secrets]

Okay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator ever since i hit my late 30s
Lactating Orgasms have always orgasmed when I express milk
Mmf threesome
MFF threesome
Gangbanged 3 or more at once
Outdoor sex
BBC
Bondage (tied up unable to move ) in various ways
Bondage sex
Flogged Whipped etc
Collared locked in not my padlock
Men my age
Younger guys
Cheated
Any of my 3 holes can be taken
Exhibitionist
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex the cheaper the better
Fucked in public places
Various sex locations - resturant bathroom, beach , at the opera , my office
Mile High Club on a Boat to name a few places
Bound tight and restricted all over my house
At a Wedding away from guests outside during reception

That's an impressive resume! Mine isn't even worth publishing

 

[SmokingFap]

Okay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator ever since i hit my late 30s
Lactating Orgasms have always orgasmed when I express milk
Mmf threesome
MFF threesome
Gangbanged 3 or more at once
Outdoor sex
BBC
Bondage (tied up unable to move ) in various ways
Bondage sex
Flogged Whipped etc
Collared locked in not my padlock
Men my age
Younger guys
Cheated
Any of my 3 holes can be taken
Exhibitionist
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex the cheaper the better
Fucked in public places
Various sex locations - resturant bathroom, beach , at the opera , my office
Mile High Club on a Boat to name a few places
Bound tight and restricted all over my house
At a Wedding away from guests outside during reception

So, you're saying you're shy and not very adventurous.

 

[Christina_submission]

Yes I guess in a round about way I'm saying I am lol o God

 

[Samantha47]

Name: Kyle S. Gelbertson
Address: 1822 W. Faraday St, Surf City, Oklahoma 74410
Age:40
Job Description: Male Submissive/Slave

Experience:

(name redacted')s Submissive Little Bitch, 2014
-Gave oral and received corporal punishment for transgressions.

(Mistresss X's) Sexual Plaything, 2016
-Offered up my physical body to be raped and abused
-worshipped Her boots and thighs
-Cross-dressed for Her pleasure
-Gave up my anal virginity

(Lady X's) Toy to Seduce and Destroy, 2018-2019.
-Worshipped and massaged Her feet and thighs
-Worshipped Her large plastic toy
-Received harsh corporal discipline for being unable to satisfy her, and for daring to think that I could
-Served as her peg boy
-Wore Fishnets and tiny shorts for Her pleasure
-Also served as her makeshift latrine.

(name redacted's) adoring worshipper, 2022-2023.mine
-Gave back-rubs and worshipped Her body and ass
-Served as human stool
-Humiliated and cuckolded for Her pleasure.

Seeking: Long term relationship, based on mutual love and trust, kink optional (though a certainly a bonus), no pay-to-play invoved (As with previous relationships described above)

 

[IARainman]

Okay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows
….
Mile High Club on a Boat….

Whoever was driving that boat, got some serious air.

(Seriously, love your list!)

 

[Easyvirtue]

My sexual resume says I’m a sex addict!

 

[emme8]

My sexual resume

Emme
51 straight(ish) female
Switch

Dominant experience

• Controlled hubby's orgasms for years, I am his only source of sexual relief
• Held the key for hubby's cock cage for periods up to 4 days
• Explored pegging and attempted prostate orgasms
• Cuckold hubby

Submissive experience

• Enjoys restraints with cuffs, ropes, and hands
• Frequently wears a butt plug in public
• Enjoy rough oral, vaginal, and anal fuckings
• Experience with rope bondage self ties performed for my Doms enjoyment (if all goes well for next session)
• Enjoys spanking with hand, paddle, flogger, strap, and maybe with belt
• Enjoyed another sex male and female at hubby's direction

Desires

• MORE
• More bondage
• More sex
• More submission
• More impact play
• More punishment
• CNC
• DP

 

[dickstocky1234]

Okay I've been asked here and in private a brief run down over the years is as follows

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator ever since i hit my late 30s
Lactating Orgasms have always orgasmed when I express milk
Mmf threesome
MFF threesome
Gangbanged 3 or more at once
Outdoor sex
BBC
Bondage (tied up unable to move ) in various ways
Bondage sex
Flogged Whipped etc
Collared locked in not my padlock
Men my age
Younger guys
Cheated
Any of my 3 holes can be taken
Exhibitionist
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex the cheaper the better
Fucked in public places
Various sex locations - resturant bathroom, beach , at the opera , my office
Mile High Club on a Boat to name a few places
Bound tight and restricted all over my house
At a Wedding away from guests outside during reception

Please pm me for the HR contact info. I do believe there is a position you’re suited for on my firm!

 

[dickstocky1234]

Fav part?

Enjoy the exhibitionist and wild side of sharing your sexual side with others, married or not.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Fav part?

My favorite would have to be "Older men", followed closely by "One night stand with stranger".

 

[Goldenfinger]

That I’m happy with my current position. Headhunters please don’t contact.

 

[LizVegas79]

Willing to work my way up and learn the ropes, if, you know, ropes and bondage are required

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Willing to work my way up and learn the ropes, if, you know, ropes and bondage are required

You'd get the job immediately in my company with that cv -- no interview required.

 

[mrzeebaz]

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator
Mmf threesome
Outdoor sex
Married men
Older men
Cheated
Anal sex
Oral sex
Vaginal sex
Exhibitionist
Sent nudes/vids
Log-in on Pornhub, LushStories and Lit
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex
Sex with someone asleep in the room
Fingered in public
Various sex locations - club bathroom, library, tennis court, car, kitchen counter, kitchen floor, bathroom
Almost 50 partners

Love some of your accomplishments Good job on those achievements!

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

LoL... Well, this will be fun to do:

Ssbbw4u

Experienced in;

Excellent Oral sex skills on M and F...
Use of multiple sex toys, (electric, Bluetooth, battery operated.)
Computer literate in sexting

Outdoor adventurous;
Public parks, forests, lakes

Willing to "go down" whenever necessary.

Multiple partners before the age of 24, so I consider myself experienced and knowledgeable..

 

[mrzeebaz]

LoL... Well, this will be fun to do:

Ssbbw4u

Experienced in;

Excellent Oral sex skills on M and F...
Use of multiple sex toys, (electric, Bluetooth, battery operated.)

You need to start reviewing those for the benefit of the others, hehe!

Computer literate in sexting

Outdoor adventurous;
Public parks, forests, lakes

Ah, so you are a nature lover / hiker "with the benefits"?

Willing to "go down" whenever necessary.

Multiple partners before the age of 24, so I consider myself experienced and knowledgeable..

I think you need to expand on your experiences and knowledge - the resume should really highlight your strong sides, skills and accomplishments

 

[Samantha47]

OK, I'm 60 and while I haven't lived a life of rampant promiscuity (only about six sex partners including two wives, one still very current) I do have a few nice memories on the chalkboard:

Crossdressed sex (lots!)

Sex en plain air (a lot of clifftops for some reason)

Car sex

One night stand (just the once)

Sex with a married woman (who wasn't my wife). She liked to bareback and go home leaking cum in her knickers because I'd had a vasectomy and her husband hadn't

Rolling in late to work after a night of lust still feeling like I smelled of sex despite having showered

Fingered a partner in public in a posh restaurant

Talked a woman to orgasm on the phone (I'm not convinced my voice is sexy but the evidence suggests otherwise)

First date sex a couple of times

Taken anal (pegging)

Given a porn style facial cumshot (carried away in the heat of the moment)

69 (lots but never enough)

Received a BJ so good I came then passed out briefly

Hotel sex where we were aware somebody was listening and turned up the soundtrack

Only one regret: before I knew anything about BDSM, not realising one partner was a sub and pain slut. I should have realised when she told me to bite her nipples and spank her till it left marks but I was still quite caught up in an "only bad people do that" mindset and she was leaving me to work it out to see if I was a natural dom. I wasn't.

Sounds wonderful to me

 

[ABiGuy84]

No V Card.

 

[SPARTAN047]

Adding to what I said, threesomes, gangbangs, double oral, double hand jobs, fingering arses, rimming, drinking cum, oral cum shot, and other things I haven't done but want to - DP, DV, DA, DVDA, pile driving, cum cleanup from holes or body, JOI, CEI, etc. face sitting, etc.

 

[lowcollar]

All vanilla sex from oral to anal, hetero male submissive, spanking, whipping, bondage, electro shock, pegging, stretching, oral on dildo, crossdressing, shaved, medical roleplays and subject, fisting, choking, spitting, face slapping, name calling, panties or nylons under clothes in public, cum eating, being soiunded and fisted at the same time, and cum control. Desires: more of the above, being fucked with a wine bottle and vegetables, nipple needle, all day slave, all day urinal, fart slave.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Mine doesn't even qualify to be called a resume

 

[Jordanjack]

My sexual resume;

Over 40 years of masturbation experience (I’m 49)
Performed oral on 5 women
Received oral by 3 women
Experienced with self anal play; plugs and dildos
Self taught deepthroat skills
Has eaten my own cum several times
Currently on a quest to experience my first prostate orgasm

Yeah, that’s it. I’m a caged freak that desperately wants to run free and experience so many things about sex. There’s not much I wouldn’t want to try.

 

[inadequate]

That I’m underqualified.

 

[seekingAlpha]

My sexual curriculum vitae is much too long to list... lol

 

[cypressknee]

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