Your Resident Psychologist on duty

[mellowyellows]

So tell me your problems, so I don't have to deal with my own. Let me analyze your issue because I've failed with my own............

Anyone brave enough to give it a shot........

Let us begin....*sitting back in my chair with my pad looking all snoody like*

What is your issue today?

 

[Angellica1612]

I spend too much time on a porn site. What should I do?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

My penis is so large many girls refuse anal...any advice?

 

[Angellica1612]

^^^ Now that's a real problem. You can deal with him first.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Most librul male posters at GB squat to pee, why is that?

 

[CandiCame]

Nah, do me. I'm the most fucked-up person on the porn board.

 

[Angellica1612]

^^^I find him oddly loveable. Maybe you should start with me?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Can't you just look at my face and figure it out?

 

[Bert Notorius]

No problems. No issues. Save your advice for the truly needy.

 

[CandiCame]

Answer me first. I need it the most.

 

[mellowyellows]

I can't wait to get started here....I will respond to each of you tomorrow.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You misspelled "snooty." Exactly where did you rank in your graduating class?

 

[cubbies]

So tell me your problems, so I don't have to deal with my own. Let me analyze your issue because I've failed with my own............

Anyone brave enough to give it a shot........

Let us begin....*sitting back in my chair with my pad looking all snoody like*

What is your issue today?

i have some problems mutherfucker. I have some serious fucking problems. Where the fuck are you know?

 

[cubbies]

I can't wait to get started here....I will respond to each of you tomorrow.

tomorrow? TOMORROW? my crimes will have already been committed. YOU SHOULD HAVE PREVENTED THAT.

 

[Angellica1612]

I keep trying to click on Mellow's AV and scroll down. Does that make me a pervert?

 

[mellowyellows]

I spend too much time on a porn site. What should I do?

*hmmmm...sitting back in chair.....It seems to me that sex would help that. I diagnose a romantic massage and two climaxes and see me in the morning!

 

[mellowyellows]

My penis is so large many girls refuse anal...any advice?

Easy one.......a lot of lube.........a relaxing cuddle and plenty of foreplay. Don't rush it.....it will all come together. TRUST ME!

If not......just ask her.......You do love me right????? That always works too!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What is your issue today?

Will I ever meet the right girl?

And by "right girl" I mean a slut in my basement.

 

[mellowyellows]

Most librul male posters at GB squat to pee, why is that?

It seems to me that there might be a inferiority complex in play here. Maybe they should just stand instead. Would fix your problem and mine!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Do we have a moral imperative to dump a bucket of pig blood and glitter on Rick Santorum or is that just inviting telekinetic holocaust?

 

[mellowyellows]

Will I ever meet the right girl?

And by "right girl" I mean a slut in my basement.

You know...from my expert opinion (yeah right) you will.....and if you don't in the near future you will just be able to make her. Can anyone say....rubber dolls and computer programs??????

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Was Jesus gay, and, if so, shouldn't he be called the Cashmere of God?

 

[mellowyellows]

I keep trying to click on Mellow's AV and scroll down. Does that make me a pervert?

In my most expert of opinion( see my diploma on the wall over there) I would have to say yes. Don't be upset though.....Perverts are welcomed here. Perverts are actually the new normal. I call it the Pervert Normalcy Complex.

 

[mellowyellows]

Was Jesus gay, and, if so, shouldn't he be called the Cashmere of God?

I would say no...and I might have to commit you for even saying so!