Your prefect Lit Spouse?

[smoothg103rd]

Mines would be a combination of 1HF and Aphroditiac face. AquaGal tits with Yossi ass. Noor kindness with LadyF body firmness. Wings confidence with a splash of Fata humor.


I know that I don't like some of the bitches I named. But oh well, I do what I want.

 

[girlsmiley]

Do you think any of them would have you as a spouse? Lol

 

[Adre]

Mines would be a combination of 1HF and Aphroditiac face. AquaGal tits with Yossi ass. Noor kindness with LadyF body firmness. Wings confidence with a splash of Fata humor.


I know that I don't like some of the bitches I named. But oh well, I do what I want.

So your spouse has no cunt?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Do you think any of them would have you as a spouse? Lol

I don't give two fucks that they won't. I said lit spouse. Last time I checked my pussy meter is still high. I can go without internet spouses.

 

[smoothg103rd]

So your spouse has no cunt?

Yeah, your mother's.

 

[girlsmiley]

I don't give two fucks that they won't. I said lit spouse. Last time I checked my pussy meter is still high. I can go without internet spouses.

Right. So start a thread about internet spouses because you can go without...internet spouses.

Are you on the pipe?

 

[girlsmiley]

So your spouse has no cunt?

He mentioned Fata.

 

[Super-Surprise]

He mentioned Fata.

Ba-da Bing!

 

[NOIRTRASH]

For beauty and sexual appeal I'd pick LOVETOREAD. For all other purposes the bitch oughta be tossed into a Nazi gas chamber, but she is nice to look at.

I haven't seen HASH but she appeals to me in sundry ways.

If I hadda pick a wife, and I was 30 years younger, WINGS would be the girl. I like her looks and I like her attitude. She's crazy as a shit house rat but that's a plus.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Right. So start a thread about internet spouses because you can go without...internet spouses.

Are you on the pipe?

That made me laugh, so good job.

What part of I do what I want you don't understand?

 

[smoothg103rd]

For beauty and sexual appeal I'd pick LOVETOREAD. For all other purposes the bitch oughta be tossed into a Nazi gas chamber, but she is nice to look at.

I haven't seen HASH but she appeals to me in sundry ways.

If I hadda pick a wife, and I was 30 years younger, WINGS would be the girl. I like her looks and I like her attitude. She's crazy as a shit house rat but that's a plus.

Lovetoread?

Are you on the pipe?

 

[girlsmiley]

For beauty and sexual appeal I'd pick LOVETOREAD. For all other purposes the bitch oughta be tossed into a Nazi gas chamber, but she is nice to look at.

I haven't seen HASH but she appeals to me in sundry ways.

If I hadda pick a wife, and I was 30 years younger, WINGS would be the girl. I like her looks and I like her attitude. She's crazy as a shit house rat but that's a plus.

Lucky girl.

 

[Darbhinder]

All of them would expect their spouse to be able to write better than a 3rd grader, so you're out. Stick to drinking cough syrup, loser.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

My prefect lit spouse would have to be in Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, preferably someone who could easily sort into either house.

 

[Wings]

I finally understand how odd a popularity contest thread on Lit can be.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I'm already married to my pefect spouse. I don't give a rats ass what the other loosers are gonna say!

 

[smoothg103rd]

All of them would expect their spouse to be able to write better than a 3rd grader, so you're out. Stick to drinking cough syrup, loser.

I might drink some today. Your point?

 

[girlsmiley]

Ba-da Bing!

Hey you.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Lovetoread?

Are you on the pipe?

LTR is usda premium girl meat.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm already married to my pefect spouse. I don't give a rats ass what the other loosers are gonna say!

Yay you!

My perfect Lit spouse? There's no such thing as perfect, but kbate comes pretty damn close.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Lucky girl.

I cant recall what you look like but if my Alzheimer infected brain isn't too far gone youre a cutie...but too young for eating.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I finally understand how odd a popularity contest thread on Lit can be.

You must concede I got good taste...if little else.

 

[girlsmiley]

I cant recall what you look like but if my Alzheimer infected brain isn't too far gone youre a cutie...but too young for eating.

I'm not too young, you're too old. And you have a penis. Penises are gross.

We could have been something JAMES. We could have been happy together <insert Bold and Beautiful stares>

 

[smoothg103rd]

LTR is usda premium girl meat.

Premium bullshit is what she is.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I'm not too young, you're too old. And you have a penis. Penises are gross.

We could have been something JAMES. We could have been happy together <insert Bold and Beautiful stares>

Yes I;m too old but my tongue is a magic wand. And I don't mind girls peeing on my face when it does its magic. Pee washes off but the memories last.