Your opinions, please.

[FlamingoBlue]

Is the glass half full or half empty?

blue

 

[Nicole]

Depends on the way you look at life.

Right now mine is half full ... meaning that as a good thing of course.

 

[Angelique]

Mine's empty...I need a refill!

 

[Nicole]

Angel you smartass ... The man is being serious. LOL

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Angie....

From what I hear, your's is overflowing... with love. It couldn't be better, could it?

blue

 

[SimplySouthern]

Always half full. I know I have said it before...but, high expectations yield high results!

 

[Cheyenne]

Half full. Life takes too much energy if the glass is half empty.

 

[Angelique]

Re: Angie....

From what I hear, your's is overflowing... with love. It couldn't be better, could it?

blue

Yes Blue darlin', my cup runneth over.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Half full. Hey, does anybody know what the sound of one hand clapping is?

 

[Jeff726]

Well for the past few weeks, it was beyond empty. But then I figured it's not worth it to dwell on the past, so I took that cup, shined it up real nice, turned that sumbitch sideways, and threw it out the window! I can say my days are alot better for it.


Jeff

 

[Lasher]

"The Envelope Please...."

I'd like to take the opportunity to nominate THIS as the STUPIDEST FUCKING THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND... Well, ok, at least in the history of this BB...

Flamingo, you've reached new levels of mundacity with this one.

Congratulations.

 

[Rosebud]

Oh my god...lasher you are back...where the hell have you been...I like this lasher alot better

 

[FlamingoBlue]

And so he rose and passed judgement...

I guess that Mr. Lasher has some vey strong feelings about this subject. I'm glad that he could wake himself out of his drunken stupor and voice his opinion. Thanks, Lasher.

Hey, guy. Have a wonderful weekend.

blue

 

[Lasher]

LMAO....

Someone forgot to take his funny pill today....

It was a joke, Flamingo. If I was trying to be mean I woulda been, well...... mean (let's face it - "mundacity" is one hell of a funny word). Ya know?????? I've learned to live with your quirky posting and questioning style and I'm just trying to participate, that's all. I've kinda come to view you as a kinda legal version of Kramer - only not funny, ya know???

Let's all join hands and start singing folk songs and go to our happy places....

Jeez Louise....

 

[SimplySouthern]

I just have to say Blue...you have a great attitude. I mean that in all sincerity...I'm not being a smartass. I think I would have been a hateful sarcastic bithch had Lasher been as hateful to me as he is to you. Truly...you are a better person than I.

You going for the kill them with kindness method?

 

[Lasher]

Oh??

I would have been a hateful sarcastic bithch had Lasher been as hateful to me as he is to you.

Hateful?? Show me what was hateful??

Hey, the guy is starting to grow on me. I thought we had this wacky kinda "Who's on First" vibe going on... Did I miss something??

 

[SimplySouthern]

Often your brand of humor comes off as a little hateful to people who aren't accustomed to it. Don't get me wrong; it's charming...in an odd way. Kinda the norm coming from you.

 

[Thumper]

Hi Lasher..good ta see ya.

I don't even have a glass....can someone tell me which freckocta(sp) cabinet has the glasses in it?

Ahhh whaddya expect at a low budget party like this? Certainly not some guy in a tux walking around with a tray of champagne. Maybe a St. Bernard or a pig (for swining later on) with a bottle of ripple around it's neck.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Southern....

You get it. I just hope you can keep hold of it.

I was trained to be a killer and kill I did: with impunity. Until I saw the results of my efforts. Believe me, blood and guts is not a pretty sight.

It took me many years to learn that was not who I wanted to be and I have tried to change. In the "old days" the glass was never full enough because there was a hole in the glass, ie.my soul. Today, things are different and I truly do try to kill people with kindness. The problem is that kindness
is invariably mistaken for weakness. And so I am only left to deal swiftly and surgically with my adversaries who continue to try to exploit me or my clients. Metaphorically, I will put a bullet between their eyes and walk away leaving them to wonder what happened.

So, you want to be a lawyer. Take it from me, kind is easier to live with. Smartasses are a dime a dozen and at that rate you'll never be able to afford to quit. Beleve me, being a smartass gets real old, real fast.

As for you, Mr. Lasher: just kidding, were you. Well, if that's true, I have a Bridge I would like to sell you.
Be an asshole, if you want. Its okay.
I should know. I was one for a verrrry long time. I just got tired of smelling shit all the time.

 

[Lasher]

Well, now, wait a second...

I didn't say I was kidding, Flamingo. I said I was joking. Kidding kinda implies that you don't really mean what you're saying.... I did mean it... I just thought it was funny, that's all...

 

[Sinsual]

kidding...funny......

ok..i know i am "the newbie"..my glass is either bone dry or overflowing...thats the way life goes ya know...but i have got to say...lasher has really made me laugh...so..whether he is kiddin or just finds himself funny...thanks for the laugh lasher

 

[Docgtvt]

my glass is half full, although right now my soul is almost empty







"my mother was a tailor, she sewed my new blue jeans. my father was a gambling man, down in new orleans."

 

[Jade]

I need the scenario... am I in the desert and thirst and near death... or am I at Xander and Angelique's wedding and not paying attention to something like how much water I have....?

 

[Magic Merlin]

Be careful, Jade dear. Thats champagne in your glass at the wedding, and its never suppost to be less than half full.

 

[Jade]

Be careful, Jade dear. Thats champagne in your glass at the wedding, and its never suppost to be less than half full.

Merlin: depending on the "type" of champagne.... it just may be empty completely!