Your load, jizz, cum, spunk, nut, man milk, baby batter...how much?

How much load of your load do you unload?

  • I’m about one good squirt, then a drizzle and that’s it

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  • I can’t even fill a thimble with my sauce

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  • Powdered milk here

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IrezumiKiss

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So there's this Czech-based porn series I enjoy watching, mostly because they take ordinary everyday women from 18 to 65, and feature them in either softcore nudity with oil massages, masturbation with toys or all-out hardcore with their in-house talents, which are from what I have sussed out through viewings over time, at least two guys. One is uncut, I think.

When the woman chooses to go hardcore, sometimes it's just a blowjob. Sometimes they do anal. Sometimes they use condoms, but often the fucking is done bareback. Super rare is the creampie and sometimes they do the pull-out belly pops just to stick it back in.

The one guy that gets the most cock play in studio cannot bust a good load for his life. He'll be huffin' and puffin' and groanin' and moanin' like he's feeling the power of the pussy draining his soul down to his curled toes, but then at climax he just squirts this measly pittance of juice. He bust consistently incredibly sad cumshots, I swear to Buddha. They're just mere drips and drabs of glue instead of the erupting geyser of seething spermatozoic lust you want to see happen. It kinda ruins the whole shebang.

Porn is a visual experience and the placebo factor in getting you off is seeing them getting off. The money shot is exactly just that. The bigger the load, the bigger the bang.

http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/11/03/620/8896474.gif?site=sex

http://www.lustpin.com/pics/51/2d/122689-m.gif

https://cdn-d-limg.pornhub.com/pics/gifs/000/593/152/593152b.gif

That last one is fake of course, but we've all been pretty much conditioned to correlate the size of one's load to the quality of male orgasm. It's an unfair and wrong correlation, but the optical impact of a huge jizz blast as both culmination of sexual intercourse and representation of phallic destiny cannot be underestimated.

So, anyway...to the cis dudes here who're willing to nut up, so to speak...how much do you nut? Are you on Peter North levels when you blow? Can ya spackle the ceiling? Can you blow a bowlful of New England clam chowder? Do you trickle like a drying rivulet in the desert? Does your lover love jizz play? Do you have to abstain for a few days in order to build up the spunk bank for the first bust?

Yes, this is a seminal thread...but all sexual orientations and genders that get down with the happy juice are invited to participate! ;)
 
So, anyway...to the cis dudes here who're willing to nut up, so to speak...how much do you nut? Are you on Peter North levels when you blow? Can ya spackle the ceiling? Can you blow a bowlful of New England clam chowder? Do you trickle like a drying rivulet in the desert? Does your lover love jizz play? Do you have to abstain for a few days in order to build up the spunk bank for the first bust?

Yes, this is a seminal thread...but all sexual orientations and genders that get down with the happy juice are invited to participate! ;)

Will you be answering your own question, luv?
 
I went a week once...

Peter North ain't shit.

On the other hand, the 4th time and beyond in a night and it's dust in the wind...
 
I just ordered a splooge meter from Amazon and it was delivered by drone within 5 minutes. According to this thing I am a god and any lady friends should wear lifepresevers.
 
It's really hard to read all those words with those visuals in the middle.

Must. Try. And. Focus.
 
Phelia, really, we just mopped that city.

I'm sorry! It's been an intense week - I've been watching a lot of beach volleyball and diving and the like. And now that you're here, there's no way I can guarantee that it won't happen again.
 
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