Your lips

[Tallulah82]

Smiling is the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips.
Of course you know the first one...
It's keeping your mouth shut - but I like the way you think

 

[OralDave]

Smiling is the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips.
Of course you know the first one...
It's keeping your mouth shut - but I like the way you think

Pursed... not for a kiss, but as if one were about to draw liquid through a straw.

 

[Tallulah82]

Pursed... not for a kiss, but as if one were about to draw liquid through a straw.

The only thing I drink through a straw is the occasional chocolate milkshake...damn! You got me thinking about chocolate now

 

[lurkingguy1978]

The only thing I drink through a straw is the occasional chocolate milkshake...damn! You got me thinking about chocolate now

Chocolate is the second best thing in life...

The first is up for debate.

 

[OralDave]

The only thing I drink through a straw is the occasional chocolate milkshake...damn! You got me thinking about chocolate now

Not beer?! They say you get drunk faster that way. Well, underage drinkers say that. No point in rushing is what I say.
Actually, I'll settle for a chocolate milkshake. Now that you've mention it! Damn.

Lips are also for whistling.

 

[Tallulah82]

Chocolate is the second best thing in life...

The first is up for debate.

So what is your first choice? What IS the best thing in life in your opinion?

 

[lurkingguy1978]

So what is your first choice? What IS the best thing in life in your opinion?

I alternate between dark beer, good irish whiskey, and an old Wile E Coyote cartoon for laughters' sake.

Oh yeah. Sex.

 

[Tallulah82]

Not beer?! They say you get drunk faster that way. Well, underage drinkers say that. No point in rushing is what I say.
Actually, I'll settle for a chocolate milkshake. Now that you've mention it! Damn.

Lips are also for whistling.

Beer? Through a straw?? What kind of floozy do you take me for? I think I am a little beyond the need to consider what underage drinkers do :/
mmmmm chocolate milkshake

It's true...just put your lips together and blow...

 

[Tallulah82]

I alternate between dark beer, good irish whiskey, and an old Wile E Coyote cartoon for laughters' sake.

Oh yeah. Sex.

My, it seems someone just can't make up their mind with all this alternating

For me, its a Joey situation: chocolate in one hand - sex in the other.

Put your hands together my friend haha

 

[lurkingguy1978]

My, it seems someone just can't make up their mind with all this alternating

For me, its a Joey situation: chocolate in one hand - sex in the other.

Put your hands together my friend haha

Bravo...but beware, chocolate rarely comes out of sheets....

 

[OralDave]

Beer? Through a straw?? What kind of floozy do you take me for? I think I am a little beyond the need to consider what underage drinkers do :/
mmmmm chocolate milkshake

It's true...just put your lips together and blow...

I was just citing the wrong things to do with a straw. A proper floozy (you mentioned floozies!) would drink wine through a straw.

Back to lips... there are only two things you can do with them. Suck in and and blow out. Beyond that, civilization takes over.

 

[Tallulah82]

Bravo...but beware, chocolate rarely comes out of sheets....

What do you mean? OMG don't tell me you wasted chocolate by letting it get on the sheets?????

 

[Tallulah82]

I was just citing the wrong things to do with a straw. A proper floozy (you mentioned floozies!) would drink wine through a straw.

Back to lips... there are only two things you can do with them. Suck in and and blow out. Beyond that, civilization takes over.

wine through a straw *shudder*
it had better be some cheap shit then and not insulting the fine wines of this world (esp red South African wines.. damn, I don't want a chocolate milkshake anymore...)

Suck and blow. Of course. Can't believe I didn't think of that.

 

[OralDave]

wine through a straw *shudder*
it had better be some cheap shit then and not insulting the fine wines of this world (esp red South African wines.. damn, I don't want a chocolate milkshake anymore...)

Suck and blow. Of course. Can't believe I didn't think of that.

I think we'd better drop the straw if we're drinking fine wines. Red South African wines sound good. And you use your lips, and your tongue. You mentioned lips. What are the best ways to use your tongue?

 

[Tallulah82]

I think we'd better drop the straw if we're drinking fine wines. Red South African wines sound good. And you use your lips, and your tongue. You mentioned lips. What are the best ways to use your tongue?

Tongue? That's soooo easy.

Ice-cream haha

 

[OralDave]

Tongue? That's soooo easy.

Ice-cream haha

I knew that! Any frozen treat. On a cold day in December, right? Warm things to put your tongue on--

 

[Tallulah82]

I knew that! Any frozen treat. On a cold day in December, right? Warm things to put your tongue on--

Warm? Hmmm, what warm thing could I lick and suck on a cold day (and night) in December...now that is a tough one. It's gotta be tasty of course, preferably firm on the tongue (the only soft thing id lick is Mr Whippy). Am struggling on this one...

 

[OralDave]

Warm? Hmmm, what warm thing could I lick and suck on a cold day (and night) in December...now that is a tough one. It's gotta be tasty of course, preferably firm on the tongue (the only soft thing id lick is Mr Whippy). Am struggling on this one...

The next magic word is 'corner,' which I'm painted into. We can be either sexy or witty. I don't mind the latter, and of the two I might prefer 'he was witty' to be written on my gravestone. Tailpipes and light bulbs? The warm change (dimes and quarters) in my pocket (lick my money?) We're back to "suck that meat." Food.

(Mr Whippy! I looked it up-- great name)

 

[Tallulah82]

The next magic word is 'corner,' which I'm painted into. We can be either sexy or witty. I don't mind the latter, and of the two I might prefer 'he was witty' to be written on my gravestone. Tailpipes and light bulbs? The warm change (dimes and quarters) in my pocket (lick my money?) We're back to "suck that meat." Food.

(Mr Whippy! I looked it up-- great name)

Lmao, I begin to tread carefully now as you have thrown those two labels in! To class ones self as either of those is dangerous subjective ground. What I consider sexy or witty may not match your own, instead I may look clumsy or immature
So, in an effort to side step this awkward point in this conversation I think I .....oh look over there! BOOBS!!!

 

[stretch351]

So, in an effort to side step this awkward point in this conversation I think I .....oh look over there! BOOBS!!!

Now you've got my attention ;-)

 

[Tallulah82]

Now you've got my attention ;-)

Haha, yeah its not difficult at all to distract you male species with boobs.

Now what were we talking about? Damn, all I can think about is boobs now...just as well I have a pair I can play with any time I like...ahhh

 

[Tallulah82]

Ladies, always keep your chin up...

otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day

 

[OralDave]

Ladies, always keep your chin up...

otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day

Quite witty! I never heard that one before. Now that you mention it, boobs do come to mind. As well as lips and tongues.

 

[rob50]

Tallulah82

Smiling is the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips.
Of course you know the first one...
It's keeping your mouth shut - but I like the way you think

hi there rob50
from Lit

 

[rob50]

Tallulah82

hi tallulah.its rob here