JohnnySavage
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Referring to my penis as a cannon is very generous of you, and not entirely untrue.
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Referring to my penis as a cannon is very generous of you, and not entirely untrue.
What do you suppose she meant by 'loose'. Dribbling? Dripping? Flaccid?
Had she said cannon rather than canon, I do not think being loose would be such a great honour.
Delightful dinner tonight of fennel-crusted pork loin drizzled with sage walnut butter. I will make someone a great kitchen wench someday.
Delightful dinner tonight of fennel-crusted pork loin drizzled with sage walnut butter. I will make someone a great kitchen wench someday.
What's more empowering than being able to provide and prepare a delicious meal for yourself?
What's more empowering than being able to provide and prepare a delicious meal for yourself?
That too.
I just made some homemade salsa. I was in the middle of making it and realized that I had an Anaheim in the fridge, not a Jalapeño. The Anaheim was really mild, might as well have been a bell pepper. I had some crushed tomatillo. I added cilantro, onion and because it wasn't hot anyway, I cut up some sweet cherry tomatoes.Taco night. Fresh salsa, homemade chips, refrieds.
I just made some homemade salsa. I was in the middle of making it and realized that I had an Anaheim in the fridge, not a Jalapeño. The Anaheim was really mild, might as well have been a bell pepper. I had some crushed tomatillo. I added cilantro, onion and because it wasn't hot anyway, I cut up some sweet cherry tomatoes.
It was not salsa, but it was really tasty.
When I'm in that position I usually use garlic to give it some kick, or some ancho powder I made in my Ninja.
Want vehicle did you do diver your salsa with? This is important.

Oh gtfo. You had cold pizza.
Who you tryin to kid?
I don't even bother with the microwave. Dry pan until the crust is crispy, then cover just long enough to melt the cheese and warm the toppings.
Be patient. He's googling salsa recipes as we speak.
I don't have my reading glasses on so it looked good to me, I'm leaving it!
He just posted the recipe!
Hes full of crap. No guy makes his own salsa.
I know a couple. My dad taught me to make it til my lips burn and my eyes tear and my nose sniffles.