Your Embarrassing moment.....

[ombligo1]

I thought this could be a fun sidebar to one of my favorite threads (your sluttiest moment...).

We've all had moments in our sexual lives that we wouldn't want to relive. At the time we thought we could just die, but now we get a good laugh at the memory.

So let's share those moments and all get a good chuckle.

Mine?

Well the wife and I were visiting family and went to bed a bit earlier then our hosts. We were staying in the family nursery which doubled as a guest room. Well we got a bit frisky and were acting out a fantasy involving some pet names, some toys and vivid descriptions of our desires. We were well into it when there was a soft knock on the door and a rather timid voice suggested we turn off the baby monitor....

Breakfast the next morning was rather awkward.


My wife tells a great tale of something that took place while she was in college. She and a BF were getting stoned and adventuresome at his apartment. One thing lead to another and she found herself tied up with her butt stuck up in the air. He was tickling her with a featherduster and started using the handle as a dildo in her butt. That was until he passed out. So there she was trussed up like a turkey with a feather duster stuck out of her ass. She was stuck like that for several hours until her BF's roommates showed up to find her.
She said that was their last date.



Next?

 

[bouncingbetty]

this happened to my husband. when he was in basic training at ft. jackson, sc (army base) a long time ago (mid-70s), after graduation ceremony, he had some free time to kill with his gf (not me). he found a place in the wood not far away from his company. he stripped her off and was fucking the life out of her when a whole company of recruits came march right down a path 5 feet from where they were. he was so horny he didn't hear them till they were right on top of them. the drill sgt just said "carry on soldier" but every soldier (about 90) looked at the naked couple as they passed. my husband said gf was embarrassed and pissed, but he made her finish (had been 12 weeks since he last had pussy).

 

[ombligo1]

Thanks betty. Good to know your husband was a true "service" man.

and now in honor of your nick.. a Saturday morning bounce.

 

[blulou]

I wanted the ground to swallow me up!

Some years ago now, I was seeing a guy casually, (see my post about frisky in the nightclub against the wall- same guy!) and one night after drinking way too much, we headed back to his house. He told me his parents were out for the night (we were only 19!) so he said I could stay over. Well....we started getting frisky in his dark, cramped bedroom, him fingering me, me wanking him off, sucking him off, him licking me out and eventually us shagging like rabbits!! The usual teenage stuff. He loved me to go on top so he could suck my tits. Anyway, next morning I awoke before him, I love to wake men up with a blowjob, just to see the look on their face..mmmm...so I was sucking him off, under the covers, licking his hard cock and taking his balls in my mouth, sucking them, when I heard the bedroom door open!!!!! In walks, whistling as she goes, "Good morning son!" "Where's *****? Has she gone home already?", thinking "OH MY GOD! IT'S HIS MOTHER, AND I'M UNDER THE COVERS SUCKING OFF HER SON!!!" So, obviously I'm thinking, he won't want his mother to know what's going on......WRONG!!!! HE GRABS THE COVERS, PULLS THEM BACK, EXPOSES ME, (WHO IS STILL SUCKING HIS COCK!!) AND SAYS, "HERE SHE IS!!!!!"

I COULD HAVE DIED!!! It gets worse though...she replies..."Morning *****!! Sleep well?" SLEEP WELL?????? Obviously I couldn't reply cause I had my mouth full, and she then says, "Oh, don't worry, ***** walks in on me and his dad doing that all the time!!"

Needless to say, that relationship didn't last much longer! I couldn't face them again and quite frankly, didn't really want to know anymore about that family!

Oh, there was also a time when a guy was going down on me in his car..me spread wide open on my back in the front seat of his car, in a so-called secluded country lane..we had parked just off the road, hidden lay-by type thing, and he was really going for it (god, he was GOOD at eating me out!) when I got that feeling you get when you think you're being watched...I raised myself up on my elbows (he didn't stop though!) and looked out of my window to be greeted by a coach full of rugby guys watching avidly and cheering me on!! They had stopped for refreshments and to answer the call of nature!! Bet they didn't expect the extra entertainment! I was seriously embarrassed now, told bf, he STILL didn't stop, he mumbled something, but couldn't tell what, and he carried right on! What the hell I thought, if he doesn't care, why should I? So we got back to it and they stayed til it was over, cheering wildy and whooping and applauding as bf re-surfaced, with his face covered in pussy juice!

There ARE more, as well as more slutty moments, I could go on all day! I DID truly "explore my sexuality" in my younger days and also got into a hell of a lot of embarrassing situations! Feel free to ask...

lovin' ya and leavin' ya!
blulou.xxx

 

[bouncingbetty]

Very funny!! different family, that's for sure.

Some years ago now, I was seeing a guy casually, (see my post about frisky in the nightclub against the wall- same guy!) and one night after drinking way too much, we headed back to his house. He told me his parents were out for the night (we were only 19!) so he said I could stay over. Well....we started getting frisky in his dark, cramped bedroom, him fingering me, me wanking him off, sucking him off, him licking me out and eventually us shagging like rabbits!! The usual teenage stuff. He loved me to go on top so he could suck my tits. Anyway, next morning I awoke before him, I love to wake men up with a blowjob, just to see the look on their face..mmmm...so I was sucking him off, under the covers, licking his hard cock and taking his balls in my mouth, sucking them, when I heard the bedroom door open!!!!! In walks, whistling as she goes, "Good morning son!" "Where's *****? Has she gone home already?", thinking "OH MY GOD! IT'S HIS MOTHER, AND I'M UNDER THE COVERS SUCKING OFF HER SON!!!" So, obviously I'm thinking, he won't want his mother to know what's going on......WRONG!!!! HE GRABS THE COVERS, PULLS THEM BACK, EXPOSES ME, (WHO IS STILL SUCKING HIS COCK!!) AND SAYS, "HERE SHE IS!!!!!"

I COULD HAVE DIED!!! It gets worse though...she replies..."Morning *****!! Sleep well?" SLEEP WELL?????? Obviously I couldn't reply cause I had my mouth full, and she then says, "Oh, don't worry, ***** walks in on me and his dad doing that all the time!!"

Needless to say, that relationship didn't last much longer! I couldn't face them again and quite frankly, didn't really want to know anymore about that family!

Oh, there was also a time when a guy was going down on me in his car..me spread wide open on my back in the front seat of his car, in a so-called secluded country lane..we had parked just off the road, hidden lay-by type thing, and he was really going for it (god, he was GOOD at eating me out!) when I got that feeling you get when you think you're being watched...I raised myself up on my elbows (he didn't stop though!) and looked out of my window to be greeted by a coach full of rugby guys watching avidly and cheering me on!! They had stopped for refreshments and to answer the call of nature!! Bet they didn't expect the extra entertainment! I was seriously embarrassed now, told bf, he STILL didn't stop, he mumbled something, but couldn't tell what, and he carried right on! What the hell I thought, if he doesn't care, why should I? So we got back to it and they stayed til it was over, cheering wildy and whooping and applauding as bf re-surfaced, with his face covered in pussy juice!

There ARE more, as well as more slutty moments, I could go on all day! I DID truly "explore my sexuality" in my younger days and also got into a hell of a lot of embarrassing situations! Feel free to ask...

lovin' ya and leavin' ya!
blulou.xxx

 

[Elocin925]

Nobody else has a story?

 

[koalabear]

Nobody else has a story?

you bump a 2 year dead thread and do not post......idiot

 

[peekingone]

I'd share but it's too embarassing

pm me I won't tell. Or just a bit of it

 

[dave's thing]

I'd share but it's too embarassing

oh do tell..........pretty please?

 

[Elocin925]

you bump a 2 year dead thread and do not post......idiot

..........Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


A story by me will be posted soon enough. Im viewing Lit on my phone while Im at the airport and honestly do not want to type a story on my phone.

 

[Shadow Thief]

This was probably a lot more embarrassing for her than for me, but I felt really stupid about it at the time.

We were laying on the floor watching TV together and holding each other. That led to kissing, which led to groping, and finally to her sucking me off. I had my hand resting on the back of her head. At least I thought it was only resting on her head. What I didn't realize was that is I got closer and closer, I was pushing on her head, and then I guess I went too deep into her throat, causing her to hurl all over me just as I came.

She gave me a stern look, and told me, "Don't you ever do that to me again!" And I never did. If a woman is sucking me off, I make sure to keep my hands away from her head.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well, I have a few stories...nough to keep this thread alive all by myself...lol...story #1...

I was in high school...walking home in the dark (San Pedro Calif) late one evening and decided to take a short cut past a gas station and up a small street.

At the top of the hill, I started feeling the need to pee...really feeling it...so I saw these bushes next to the road...and went behind them and faced the wall...peeing for a few moments when a brilliant light lit me up....
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. from a car....
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. from a cop car....with two gents who were on some sort of stakeout and saw a suspicious man (me) going to the bushes for no apparent reason and decided to investigate...the interrogation went something like this:

Cop: And what the Hell do you think you are doing?
Me (dick in hand): Who are you?
Cop: Police....and I asked you a question..
Me (dick being stuffed into pants): I was peeing...
Cop: You were peeing? WTF is wrong with you...
Me (bewildered): What's the big deal...I was just peeing..
Cop: On that wall?
Me: Yes...didn't want anyone to see...why?
Cop: Because genius...it's a wall for a CHURCH you asshole...now get the fuck out of here...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

OK, one more...lol...

I work at a location that requires security badges to be worn....one day, while doing my "business" in the restroom, upon finishing, I stood up and noticed that only 1/2 the toliet seat protector sheet was still visible....a quick "investigation" by me concluded that the offending piece that was missing had stuck to my ass...

I ripped it off and stood over the toilet, facing it...to drop said piece into the murky filth I had left. Naturally my pants were around my ankless till at this point...I know....too much info...but it gets better...

Upon releasing the offedning paper from a height of maybe 9 inches above the rim, the paper started falling irratically...instead of straight down as I had intended...it fluttered back and forth as it took its sweet ass time falling to the floor...

So I bent down to pick it up....when a cold realization hit me a I JUST picked it up....I was DUNKING my fucking security badge directly into the not-yet-flushed murk!!!!

So I quickly stood up...and before I could grip the badge, the momentum of my standing up in a quick, startled fashion LAUNCHED the badge in such a way as to ensure it landed onto my FUCKING shirt after landing a glancing blow to my FUCKING right side of my face and neck....

....while my pants were at my ankles...so that I had to bend down a SECOND fucking time to retrieve the pants....upon which, the badge slipped out of my hand and now landed peacefully on the stomach area of my FUCKING shirt....

ummm..errr.....not a good day....

 

[DoRaMe]

Jeff, this is why I luv ya...I always laugh.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Jeff, this is why I luv ya...I always laugh.

I am glad that my miserable day pleased you so...lol....;-)