Your dick is so small. . .

[Firebrain]

Your dick is so small, not even Michael Jackson is interested.

 

[MisterSir]

Your dick is so small, not even Michael Jackson is interested.

...good God, get out of my head

 

[silverwhisper]

your dick is so small...

...you wear condoms make of only a few nanotubes.
...even you can't tell when you've got an erection.
...after they've eated corn, you're a very popular guy with the ladies: they like to floss.

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

bailadora: it's all part of the service...

eilan: what, you mean there's more than one position?! :>

grimwraith: i like that one.

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

Your dick is so small that the definition of "pin prick" has a picture of you.

 

[Quoll]

This thread sorta reminds me of EJFan's old AV.

ah, EJ...i miss that bastard...

ed

Your dick is so small it makes EJ's old cock av look like a porn monster.

Which reminds me, I feel a poo coming on.

 

[Eilan]

Your dick is so small that when your ex called you Needledick, the needles were insulted.

 

[silverwhisper]

you know those plastic tubes krazy glue is kept in? your dick is so small, you tried using one as a male extension sheath...but it was too big.

ed

 

[N_B]

Your dick is so small, it tried to get a gig playing the grand opening of a supermarket, and was rejected.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Your dick is so small that scientists use it to cut atoms in half.

 

[silverwhisper]

your dick is so small, sometimes you can't find it. even when it's hard.

 

[Quoll]

Dude, you are hung...like an amoeba.

 

[fabricator]

................they call you "Needledick the Bugfucker."