Your Celebrity Sex Fantasy

[DonFox]

Since we're fantasizing, I'd hop in the WayBack Machine and find Ann-Margret circa 1966, when she still had that BYE BYE BIRDIE/VIVA LAS VEGAS/KITTEN WITH A WHIP dancer's body. Then, I'd jump forward in time to the mid-70s, circa TOMMY, and hook up with her again, when that incredible body had filled out and become downright voluptuous, and those wild eyes now had a world of experience in them. Then on to the 80s, when maturity only served to make her that much sexier. And finally, I'd visit her on the set of one of the GRUMPY OLD MEN movies and marvel at how inconceivably hot this lady stayed for four decades as we were... well, you know.

Also, I wouldn't mind traveling back to the wrap party for a Russ Meyer movie or two. Say I drop in on the last day of shooting on FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! and pull Haji, Lori Williams, Sue Bernard and the absolutely amazing Tura Satana aside to pay them proper tribute for the cinematic masterpiece they've just finished creating.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Stevie Nicks circa 1978.

 

[slyc_willie]

Time Machine?

In that case . . . .

Isabella Rosselini, early 80s.

Eartha Kitt (yes, IN her Catwoman costume).

Marlene Dietrich.

And Betty Davis, way back when.

 

[DonFox]

In the present, how about the female cast of NCIS? Cote de Pablo, Pauley Perrette and Lauren Holly... yeah, that would work!

 

[floweringquince]

Christ you are fussy, woman! You're not marrying these guys, you're merely saddling up for an afternoon of hot monkey sex. A little woo-woo-wacko can be a big asset under those conditions

Jeff Goldblum... It seems my list is getting ever longer...

Sorry, bucko. The brain is indeed a sexual organ; and unless you know which one is Bolivia and which is Bulgaria, will not confuse "hypotenuse" with "hyphenation", and can drive a car with a manual transmission; you don't get to fuck me.

I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was sexy as all get out for years (yeah, I like muscles, so sue me . Then he ran for Governor, thereby exposing his unscripted thought processes; and I now find him about as sexy as I do Carrottop.

Ahnold and his ilk are still excellent eye-candy - don't get me wrong. It's just that I'd rather keep them at a convenient viewing distance, while getting up-close and personal with a man with a thought or two backing up his dick.

And while Depp appears to have some thoughts behind his dick, they don't seem be my preferred brand of wierd. It may be that he's a little too gender-ambiguous to get my blood pumping, but YPRMV (Your Pulse Rate May Vary

- Quince

PS. God, I hope Viggo Mortensen never runs for office!!!
(Or that he turns out to indeed be smart enough to tie his own shoelaces...
...Ah, Viggo! I sat through "Hidalgo" for you - what greater proof of love could any man desire?)

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

PS. God, I hope Viggo Mortensen never runs for office!!!
(Or that he turns out to indeed be smart enough to tie his own shoelaces...
...Ah, Viggo! I sat through "Hidalgo" for you - what greater proof of love could any man desire?)

From what I've read about him, he seems to be very intelligent and talented.

 

[4degrees]

ooh, i forgot.
carrottop.


bucko? hahaha.

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Celebrity fantasies? Good grief do I have a few but I'd have to say I'd like to be fucking the guy in my AV his name's Dave Batista he's a wrestler and damn fine! IMO

 

[Stella_Omega]

...Ah, Viggo! I sat through "Hidalgo" for you - what greater proof of love could any man desire?)

True devotion!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Okay I admit it... I have a secret crush on Simon Cowell...


god, that smile! *swoon*

 

[SlickTony]

From what I've read about him, he seems to be very intelligent and talented.

But he doesn't have any eyebrows.

 

[angelicminx]

. . .

I freely admit that I am a bisexual male.

*Perks* Now that knowledge does some amazing things for my fantasies.



As for me...

Jordana Brewster

http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_469818.jpg


And then there's...

Vin Diesel

http://starophileimages.free.fr/wallpapers/vin_diesel_006.jpg Yum!

 

[Trombonus]

I've always been madly in love with Jodie Sweetin.
http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/sweetin-j.jpg

 

[slyc_willie]

*Perks* Now that knowledge does some amazing things for my fantasies.

And . . . what would they be, my dear?

 

[Shivanhellkite]

My celebrity fantasy changes so often. It just depends on what I'm watching, I guess.

 

[angelicminx]

And . . . what would they be, my dear?

The chest shot you are using for your AV... you?

 

[buxxxom]

Hmmmmmm, for me, in addition to the earlier ones, Catherine Bell (Colonel Sarah McKenzie from JAG) and Hugh Laurie as House.

 

[slyc_willie]

The chest shot you are using for your AV... you?

Yes, Minx, as well as the new one

 

[VoyeurChic]

Hmmmmmm, for me, in addition to the earlier ones, Catherine Bell (Colonel Sarah McKenzie from JAG) and Hugh Laurie as House.

Gota agree with buxxxom on both her choices!

 

[angelicminx]

Yes, Minx, as well as the new one

Meeeooow!

So... are you still considering sharing a room with me and my hubby?

 

[slyc_willie]

Meeeooow!

So... are you still considering sharing a room with me and my hubby?

Hmm, well, that certainly makes my coming to Chicago more interesting . . .

 

[angelicminx]

Hmm, well, that certainly makes my coming to Chicago more interesting . . .

Exactly what I thought. (Hubby's Bi as well. )

 

[slyc_willie]

Exactly what I thought. (Hubby's Bi as well. )

I figured, based on your initial reaction.

We'll have to see what happens. I make no promises.

 

[angelicminx]

I figured, based on your initial reaction.

We'll have to see what happens. I make no promises.

Ditto! (Though looking at your AV makes me want to your chest.)

A girl can certainly dream, can't she? Runs off to check AH Fantasy chain list...

? T or B?

 

[slyc_willie]

? T or B?

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