Your Celebrity Sex Fantasy

[Guest]

Oh, and Rachel Ray.

I don't know. Would she shut up or stop talking with her hands long enough to have sex?

My List (partial) :

• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Dawn Wells
• Halle Berry
• Jennifer Love Hewitt
• Eliza Cuthbert
• Jessica Biels (although she'd probably hurt me)

And my off the wall choice, Patricia Heaton

 

[buxxxom]

Well, if she's restrained and holding a ball gag in her mouth.........mmmmm, what do you think?

 

[Guest]

Well, if she's restrained and holding a ball gag in her mouth.........mmmmm, what do you think?

I can think of something better than a ball gag, but yeah, good ideas.

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[Remec]

I can think of something better than a ball gag, but yeah, good ideas.

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It'd have to be a ballgag for me, since I'd be busy with other parts of her. hehehe

*glancing about* Oh, did I say that out loud?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

It'd have to be a ballgag for me, since I'd be busy with other parts of her. hehehe

*glancing about* Oh, did I say that out loud?

Oh god.

Can I watch?!

 

[Remec]

Oh god.

Can I watch?!

Certainly. You know what they say, "Actors do it on stage", right?

Ya wanna help?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Certainly. You know what they say, "Actors do it on stage", right?

Ya wanna help?

Hell yes!

Lemme just get my domme boots on.........

 

[rachlou]

Hell yes!

Lemme just get my domme boots on.........

Can I watch? I need some FUN

 

[Remec]

Hell yes!

Lemme just get my domme boots on.........

Coolness!

*going over recipe list*

Let's see...ballgag...restraints...domme boots...EVOO (you can't have a Rachael Ray fantasy without EVOO, right?)

Anything else?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Coolness!

*going over recipe list*

Let's see...ballgag...restraints...domme boots...EVOO (you can't have a Rachael Ray fantasy without EVOO, right?)

Anything else?

cat o'nine tails... check!
nipple clamps... check!
spreader bar... check!

damn, Rachel Ray all greased up with EVOO... we're gonna have to tighten those restraints so she doesn't slip out...

 

[buxxxom]

Standing in line behind SelenaKittyn and Rachlou patiently waiting my turn.

 

[Remec]

damn, Rachel Ray all greased up with EVOO... we're gonna have to tighten those restraints so she doesn't slip out...

No worries there. We're not going to be greasing that part of her.

yeah, I know, my fetishes are showing again...hehehe

 

[Selena_Kitt]

No worries there. We're not going to be greasing that part of her.

yeah, I know, my fetishes are showing again...hehehe

oooo baby...

<----bringing gallon jug of EVOO... !


'nuff for me AND her...

 

[Misty_Morning]

Standing in line behind SelenaKittyn and Rachlou patiently waiting my turn.

Is this the end of the line? Or do we havta take a number?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Is it bad that I am hesitant to share my celebrity fantasies in the vain hope that some of them actually read the boards?

 

[Remec]

oooo baby...
<----bringing gallon jug of EVOO... !
'nuff for me AND her...

Mmmm....
*making mental notes for my AH Fantasy story*
*checking for Selena on the 'use' list*

we may be on the verge of needing another thread for this conversation

*glancing over at the growing line of people waiting*

 

[buxxxom]

Mmmm....
*making mental notes for my AH Fantasy story*
*checking for Selena on the 'use' list*

we may be on the verge of needing another thread for this conversation

*glancing over at the growing line of people waiting*

I'll bring some chairs, someone volunteer for refreshments?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Mmmm....
*making mental notes for my AH Fantasy story*
*checking for Selena on the 'use' list*

we may be on the verge of needing another thread for this conversation

*glancing over at the growing line of people waiting*

*snerk*

Quit distracting me from writing, Mr Remec, wouldja please!?


Sal--*smile* You are so sweet... but OMG if Rachel Ray is reading this right now!?

Thank god this isn't my real name.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Sal--*smile* You are so sweet... but OMG if Rachel Ray is reading this right now!?

Thank god this isn't my real name.

Yeah but I live in the same city as two of my fantasies so I could be in real trouble if they ever really wanted to put a restraining order on me.

but god it would be worth it

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Zoe Saldana

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. I want to tie both of them up and beat them with a bat until they can no longer open their mouths.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. I want to tie both of them up and beat them with a bat until they can no longer open their mouths.

I have the same fantasy...but mine also includes Lindsey Lohan

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I have the same fantasy...but mine also includes Lindsey Lohan

Hey! Lindsey is HOT. I'd do her first

 

[Misty_Morning]

Hey! Lindsey is HOT. I'd do her first

I'd fuck her too as long as I didn't have to talk to her.

She's an immature brat...cute but...obnoxious to say the least.

 

[slyc_willie]

*snerk*

Quit distracting me from writing, Mr Remec, wouldja please!?


Sal--*smile* You are so sweet... but OMG if Rachel Ray is reading this right now!?

Thank god this isn't my real name.

I've got her on the phone . . . she wants to know what time to be there and if all involved could wear edible underwear.