Your best (or worst) anal experiences

[Guest]

Please share your best(hottest, Kinkiest, unusual etc.) or worst anal sex experiences.

Mine would have to be when my wife would do to me exactly everything I would do to her. It would start with a sixty nine type position with both of us circling each others assholes with our tongues. we would then lube up our fingers and slowly insert them. One then two then three. Then I would position my wife on her back, her legs up in the air and have anal intercourse. This was my favorite because I could see the passion in her eyes and also play with her breasts. She would then switch places with me and use a dildo up my ass. What an incredible feeling.

 

[STEVE]

the best anal sex i had was the very first
time, while shagging then the current g/friend from behind and she just told me to
stick it up her arse and shag it hard,and when i was about to cumm she just said to shoot up her,{god hard just thinking aboutit}

 

[Matt]

I've never had sex with another guy or had a girl dildo me, but I am a big fan of anal stimulation anyway! I have a pretty big dildo, with which I like to play in the shower when noone else is around...

But my best experiences with anal sex are all of them! Just the feeling of having something inside your ass as you masturbate is unbelievable! Everyone, try it, you might like it...

 

[Golden]

I do, I do .... where are you Nicole??

 

[Lovely Latina]

I was 5 years old when my lil brother (age 2 at the time) and I were playing "doctor." (OK...so *I* was playing doctor...he was just always the sweet, innocent victim of my malicious, but PLAYFUL, experiments.)

JUST like I had seen Mommy do:

"Tiiiime to take your temperature!"

K...so we're at the ER...my poor little (SCREEEEEEAMING) baby brother with half a broken thermometer lodged up his rectum...my parents obviously riddled with complete and utter embarrASSment...and me trying to look as "sweetly angelic" as possible. (After 24 years of practice...I've really got it mastered now <sg> ).

I don't know if this qualifies as a "worst anal experience" (lol)...maybe we should ask my now "ANTI-anal" brother?

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[Earthgoddess]

best anal..time to earn some wifey points...every time hubby and i do it...he is very gentle..patient..and uses lots and lots of lube...appreciates the need to ease into the situation and can really tease me with the pleasure/pain thing into a really hot orgasm..plus he loves to receive it and that lets me take my dominant side out for a stroll around his athletic bum...adds to the fantasy that he is an untried or un-attempted bi-boy...so our talk gets very erotic and we let ourselves go wild...yessiree bob hubby is the best...now for the worst,ex-husband..everytime he tried it i ended up ripped..sore and pissed off..so that is reason 28,987 that he is ex

 

[Guest]

Earthgoddess, you say your hubby likes to receive anal sex also. How do you give it to him ??? We love details !

 

[Earthgoddess]

hubby says to reveal his secrets so..we start out with a hot shower and deep cleansing...soapy hands everywhere so we are both squeaky clean..new uses for Dr.bronners peppermint soap..it tingles!!

then we proceed to bed and i usually start by licking him and varying the scenery between his cock..then to his balls then to his bum...once my tongue gets him relaxed i haul out the massage oil..almond is our favorite...and gently work him with my fingers as i tease him with my tongue...as soon as he starts to reach for my hair to push my head onto him I begin to talk him through his fantasy..."would you rather a boy be doing this"as i lick his ass.."then out comes the vibrator or dildo..and i tease(i am soo mean)....and lock and make him beg to be fucked he is usually flat on his back ...that way i can use my mouth and hands easily...and off we go...detailed enough?

 

[Lovely Latina]

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[Gil]

LL,

LMAO, succinct and pithy, very pithy. <I'll just put my dentures back in now.>

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[Nicole]

Golden here I am baby

Just bending over.

I love anal so I must say all my experiences have been wonderful. You see I am one of the few that just Loooooooove Anal and I can't get enough.

Oh yesssssss baby that's just the way I like it

 

[Guest]

Nicole, please give us voyeurs some more details. We now know you love anal but what do you like about it. Do you enjoy giving or receiving more ? What do you use (toys,fingers tongues etc.) and what are your favorite positions? Please give us more, we are getting hot just thinking about your response !!!!

 

[Nicole]

Tell you what WOW when you register I might go into more detail

 

[Skitten]

The best anal ever was a couple of months ago with the hubby. We had to work up to it
but it was the very best experience ever. If you use lots of lube and relax and enjoy it is totally awesome

I just love anal now and we both love it. If any of you haven't tried it you don't know what you are missing
it is the best experience and the most awesome pleasure.

skitten

 

[Wizard]

I have been with some lady's before my wife but only ever had anal with my wife and It was great each and evry time , never had "bad" anal. I too must say it is awsome and folks that think it is "nasty" or "dirty" have no clue what there missing.My wife was one of those "good little girls" and was open minded enough to try it and she too loves it now.

 

[Maggie]

Originally posted by wow40:
Please share your best(hottest, Kinkiest, unusual etc.) or worst anal sex experiences.

Mine would have to be when my wife would do to me exactly everything I would do to her. It would start with a sixty nine type position with both of us circling each others assholes with our tongues. we would then lube up our fingers and slowly insert them. One then two then three. Then I would position my wife on her back, her legs up in the air and have anal intercourse. This was my favorite because I could see the passion in her eyes and also play with her breasts. She would then switch places with me and use a dildo up my ass. What an incredible feeling.

I have never tried anal sex with a partner, but I have used objects on myself when I am alone. I am very turned on by the thought of some man on top of me ramming me from behind. I am seeing someone now, but don't know how to share with him this passion that TOTALLY turns me on. Any suggestions?

 

[Guest]

Maggie - two possible suggestions:
1. If your partner is ever stimulating you with his hands or fingers, without a word, simply guide his hand to your anus. Odds are he will know what to do next.

2. A little more risky but could be well worth it would be to touch his anus while you are performing oral sex on him. Don't penetrate or you might scare him away. Just circle that hole and apply a little pressure. If he enjoys it like most men do, he will probably return the favor.

Nicole - sorry, I don't like the idea of registering. Although your offer makes it very tempting. I afraid I will only have to fantasize about your reponse. Thank you for your earlier feedback.

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by Maggie:
I am seeing someone now, but don't know how to share with him this passion that TOTALLY turns me on. Any suggestions?

You could be real subtle. Something like hand him a half empty tube of KY. Then bend over and show him what you did with the missing half.

 

[Endlessly]

Have I told this story to everyone? I know I told it to Deborah. Havoc too I think.. Did I post it before I left? Don't think so.

When I was in Edmonton trying to lose my virginity, we also decided we'd try some anal play. We'd gotten some 'anal-eze', a cherry-flavored desensitizing lube, from the Literotica store just to make sure it wouldn't hurt me. He lubed up my ass thoroughly, following his progress by kissing and licking, and covered his cock in the stuff. Finally, we were ready.

He pushed. Nothing.

He pushed harder. Nothing. His cock was having a harder time getting into my ass than my friend and I had getting into Canada.

He continued trying. "Weird," he commented. "I can't feel my lips."

He pushed again, and entered me. Desensitizing lube be damned, it felt like someone had rammed a branding iron-- a THICK branding iron-- somewhere it had no business being. I cried out and instinctively lunged forward to dislodge him.

"Are you all right?" He asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine," I managed. It hurt like HELL.

"Don't worry about it, hon. We can try again some other time." His face looked puzzled again, and he licked his lips, blinking. "Cherry." Pause. "I still can't feel my lips." Pause. "The desens-- HOLY SHIT! I can't feel my cock!"

The beautiful erection he had fell immediately. I stifled a giggle as he ran to the bathroom to wipe off as much of the anal lube as possible. "It's desensitizing, sweetie. What did you expect?"

"I expected to be able to feel at least SOMEthing!" he called from the bathroom.

After it wore off and most of it was gone, I re-enticed him with a blow job.. It tasted oddly-- cherry.

From me: "HOLY FUCK! I can't feel my tongue OR my lips!"


You get the idea. *buries head in hands and blushes* To this day 'I can't feel my lips' is one of the most embarassing inside jokes I'm a part of. *L*

 

[Endlessly]

*chuckling* Golden, I'm not a lurker.. Last night was the first time I came back since I posted that I was leaving. I'd been discussing coming back with Havoc, and when I saw the topic on my second-favorite book of all time, I had to come back..

..I had less choice than the sun.

(Ten points and\or sexual favors for whoever gets that reference.)

 

[Xander]

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*In falsetto* Damn good to see you around again girl.

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<Trying to get up, and jump up and down of reunion happiness, but looks kinda silly doing so>

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[This message has been edited by Xander (edited 04-24-2000).]

 

[Golden]

LMAO @ Endlessly ... and glad you're still a lurker, hon...

 

[Nicole]

Like someone said earlier I have never had a bad anal experience.

The Father of my son was my first and only partner in this area. He started by using his fingers. Now I have said this before I am one of those people that used to say "oh no I will NEVER try anal". Well when he started to use his fingers I can tell you it was a feeling that has never left my body or mind for that matter. We stayed like this for awhile and then one night when we were having sex (again I have said this before, My Fav position is Doggie) he went for it without even asking. Well as you can imagine I did indeed jump BUT, Then I was just slightly curious so I said "Yes I want you to do it" Knowing full well that he would never do anything to hurt me (which yes does help). Well we did it and my god I came three times (without Clitoral Stimulation).

Again something I have said before, It is not something that I would do on a regular basis but I do enjoy it when it happens.

Please for anyone that has never tried this make sure that you are both fully ready and make sure you Lube very well.

Wow is that good enough?? Only because you were so polite.

 

[Magic Merlin]

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Lovely Latina,

First I fell off my chair and LMAO for an hour at your reply. Today people have been giving me funny looks and its because everytime I think of your post I get this stupid grin on my face.

Please, no more!!! My cheeks are hurting. I can't grin any more.


I want thank everyone on this BB that makes me laugh. This is a great place with all the great banter back and forth between people. Thanks everyone http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/legionxs/wavey.gif

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[Endlessly]

*chuckles and hugs Xander* Always good to see you, Xander babes.. Now where the hell is my song?