Youngsters

[JammyJimmy]

Well, I am 18 but I'm 19 in a matter of days so I find it really annoying saying "I'M 18 BUT I'M 19 SOON"..."19ish" saves me those precious few seconds of my life.

I'm not ageist or anything. Honest to God.

Enjoy the run.

Nope, you're not ageist. You're 18, but you want everyone to know that you're 19, or will be very soon, because age is important to you. No-one else gives a shit about it though.
That's why people are jumping all over you, plus you started a thread that basically said, "I don't want the vast majority of people in this forum to come here, because I think you're all past it."
See what you did there?
lol

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

No of course you're not...and I'm 18 3/4 ish too

Oh I will...if I don't break a hip on the way up the stairs or something.

*shakes head in disbelief*


Ps...the second part of your sig I find even harder to believe than any man I've ever met about the size of his manhood...in your case...it doesn't seem humanly possible.....take it from Grandma....she knows stuff

Are you really? You round it up to the nearest age, sunshine.

How long do you run for and what distance?

P.S. I have a really small ego. Work it out for yourself.

 

[Madcapsule]

Aww the naivety of youth..course I can say this because I'm only twenty-two ish.. oh wait I am just 22! Am not sure this thread will be the hotspot of young talent..nice idea though! Girls, play nicely..actually don't it's far better to watch!

 

[Madcapsule]

Are you really? You round it up to the nearest age, sunshine.

How long do you run for and what distance?

P.S. I have a really small ego. Work it out for yourself.

Dude, sorry...please for your sake retract the "sunshine"...*runs for cover*

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Are you really? You round it up to the nearest age, sunshine.

How long do you run for and what distance?

P.S. I have a really small ego. Work it out for yourself.

No....sonny....anybody that starts a thread like this...and then claims they have a small ego has an ego the size of a house....you work it out

Tomorrow I will run 5 miles but a few weeks ago I did a half marathon...not bad for someone that is about to drop dead cos shes over 30.

Goodnight....don't forget to put your nightlight on....I'll give you a shout about the time I do my son for kids TV and a bowl of cocoa pops

 

[MollyDolly]

Dude, sorry...please for your sake retract the "sunshine"...*runs for cover*

*laughs* You know Foxy, eh?

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

Nope, you're not ageist. You're 18, but you want everyone to know that you're 19, or will be very soon, because age is important to you. No-one else gives a shit about it though.
That's why people are jumping all over you, plus you started a thread that basically said, "I don't want the vast majority of people in this forum to come here, because I think you're all past it."
See what you did there?
lol

I don't want everyone to know I'm 18. I'm just 18. That is my age, y'know? It's not important to me but it is my age. Even when I'm 69 (if I live long enough), I'll still say I'm 69.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dude, sorry...please for your sake retract the "sunshine"...*runs for cover*

Can you hear my teeth gnashing...shall I take them out to stop them doing it? *giggle*

 

[Madcapsule]

*laughs* You know Foxy, eh?

What can I say, I've bumped into her a few times and I damn well respect her..(what I mean to say is, I'm young so she scares me ) No wait, I go with the first choice.

 

[Madcapsule]

I don't want everyone to know I'm 18. I'm just 18. That is my age, y'know? It's not important to me but it is my age. Even when I'm 69 (if I live long enough), I'll still say I'm 69.

....ish

 

[JammyJimmy]

For some reason, this image feels strangely appropriate....

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33495-1/madeapost.jpg

 

[MollyDolly]

What can I say, I've bumped into her a few times and I damn well respect her..(what I mean to say is, I'm young so she scares me ) No wait, I go with the first choice.

Foxy is gorgeous, intelligent, and hilarious- she should frighten you She's got it all!

 

[Erosian]

Woohoo, I'm 23!

Madcapsule, I have your av in t-shirt form! haha

 

[Madcapsule]

Foxy is gorgeous, intelligent, and hilarious- she should frighten you She's got it all!

But she's too nice for that. Although get on the wrong side of her...

 

[Madcapsule]

Can you hear my teeth gnashing...shall I take them out to stop them doing it? *giggle*

I love having friends I can hide behind.

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

Dude, sorry...please for your sake retract the "sunshine"...*runs for cover*

Ahhhh I'm not one to follow orders normally but thanks for the heads up.

No....sonny....anybody that starts a thread like this...and then claims they have a small ego has an ego the size of a house....you work it out

Tomorrow I will run 5 miles but a few weeks ago I did a half marathon...not bad for someone that is about to drop dead cos shes over 30.

Goodnight....don't forget to put your nightlight on....I'll give you a shout about the time I do my son for kids TV and a bowl of cocoa pops

Feel free to make assumptions.

Yeah that's not bad for someone over their 30s. Pretty impressive tbh.

G'night squre..my nightlight is on..I'll be doing a bit of gaming for a bit. But thanks anyway.

 

[MollyDolly]

But she's too nice for that. Although get on the wrong side of her...

I can see that

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

For some reason, this image feels strangely appropriate....

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33495-1/madeapost.jpg

Oh dear.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

For some reason, this image feels strangely appropriate....

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33495-1/madeapost.jpg

OMG....what's my son doing on here?????? Waiting for his mate phunky i reckon

Foxy is gorgeous, intelligent, and hilarious- she should frighten you She's got it all!

Including vitamin supplements and a zimmer frame...it would seem

But she's too nice for that. Although get on the wrong side of her...

Me? I'm a pussycat Either that or I'm about to die in a bedsit surrounded by them and uneaten meals on wheels

 

[Guest]

I don't want everyone to know I'm 18. I'm just 18. That is my age, y'know? It's not important to me but it is my age. Even when I'm 69 (if I live long enough), I'll still say I'm 69.

Not 70-ish then?

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

Not 70-ish then?

If I was a few days away from being 70 then probably.

 

[MollyDolly]

Including vitamin supplements and a zimmer frame...it would seem

*laughs* I guess I should start on my calcium supplements before the osteoperosis sets in, eh?

And to think I'm in better shape now at 51 then I was at 19 or 19(ish)
In time you'll learn that 99% of the women over 30 in here could rock your world in ways you haven't even thought of yet.
have fun, I'd buy you a drink , but then you're not even old enough for that.

I love the ladies of the Playground

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

And to think I'm in better shape now at 51 then I was at 19 or 19(ish)
In time you'll learn that 99% of the women over 30 in here could rock your world in ways you haven't even thought of yet.
have fun, I'd buy you a drink , but then you're not even old enough for that.

But then I don't drink.

 

[JammyJimmy]

lol @ how fast this thread hit 3 pages

Can you imagine if this was posted on a monday morning when everyone was at their desks, all pissed off and stuff?

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

squire (skwr)
n.
1. A man who attends or escorts a woman; a gallant.
2. An English country gentleman, especially the chief landowner in a district.
3. A judge or another local dignitary.
4. A young nobleman attendant upon a knight and ranked next below a knight in feudal hierarchy.
tr.v. squired, squir·ing, squires
To attend as a squire; escort.

I truly hope your parents aren't paying for your education..no wait..I will be...until you get a job in 5 years time and start paying back a couple of quid a week. Don't thank me...I like paying to send you to school to call me a Squire.