Youngsters

[PhunkyPhuck]

This thread is for the young people of Lit. After looking around the site I've realised this site is quite "old" in terms of its users so this thread is to make young people to feel at home and not feel so emotionally traumatised.

In an ideal world I'd say a young person is about 5 years older than me (I'm 19ish). Any older than that then they're "old" or "middle-aged" or on the path to being "old".

I'm feeling generous today so I'll say the youngsters of Lit are around 18ish up to 30 years old (that's the cut off point). However, everyone is welcome to post as long as they're not anti-young people. Lovers of young people are extremely welcome (as long as they're not perverts of course).

Go.

 

[MollyDolly]

In an ideal world I'd say a young person is about 5 years older than me (I'm 19ish). Any older than that then they're "old" or "middle-aged" or on the path to being "old".

Thanks for the ego boost, you phucking jerk!

*laughs* You youngsters have your fun- I'm going to go play with the grown-ups

 

[JammyJimmy]

Over 24 is old?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33071-1/wtfbaby.jpg

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

Thanks for the ego boost, you phucking jerk!

*laughs* You youngsters have your fun- I'm going to go play with the grown-ups

If you need a reality check I'm always here

I said everyone is welcome! You're young at heart!

 

[suadela]

well whoohoo, it seems im at the limit of being old.

*wonders if this is a good thing*

lol

 

[MollyDolly]

Over 24 is old?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33071-1/wtfbaby.jpg

Apparently... and since I'll be 26 in 3 weeks, I'm on my way to over the hill it would seem

 

[MollyDolly]

If you need a reality check I'm always here

I said everyone is welcome! You're young at heart!

Like I said, I prefer to play with the grown-ups

No boys for me- it's all about the men

But good luck Phunky

 

[JammyJimmy]

Apparently... and since I'll be 26 in 3 weeks, I'm on my way to over the hill it would seem

35

Does that make me old, middle-aged, or semi-retired?
Where do I sign up for my free bus-pass?

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

35

Does that make me old, middle-aged, or semi-retired?
Where do I sign up for my free bus-pass?

Middle-aged.

I'm dreading my middle-aged-ness. Chances are I'll start losing my hair.

 

[MollyDolly]

35

Does that make me old, middle-aged, or semi-retired?
Where do I sign up for my free bus-pass?

Man, maybe soon I can get a discount on haircuts!

Or cheaper cab fares!

Or retire and live on a pension!

Maybe this isn't so bad...

 

[MollyDolly]

Middle-aged.

I'm dreading my middle-aged-ness. Chances are I'll start losing my hair.

It's a good thing you have a good personality to keep the women coming around...

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

Like I said, I prefer to play with the grown-ups

No boys for me- it's all about the men

But good luck Phunky

See I was welcoming and that but you refused!

Thank you.

 

[MollyDolly]

See I was welcoming and that but you refused!

Thank you.

I know, I know, I'm a bad person

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

It's a good thing you have a good personality to keep the women coming around...

Oh women...I've had enough of them as it is. They'll drive me to old age. Then to depression. And eventually to my grave.

 

[JammyJimmy]

Middle-aged.

I'm dreading my middle-aged-ness. Chances are I'll start losing my hair.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/33695-1/shockedandapalledpenis.jpg

I am so tempted to go on a rant, but I really can't be arsed.... wow, I guess I'm getting wisdom to go with this apparent baldness I don't have!

And yes, Molly... personality rocks!

 

[JammyJimmy]

Oh women...I've had enough of them as it is. They'll drive me to old age. Then to depression. And eventually to my grave.

That's how it works though...
Funnily enough, I'm actually at the depression stage... oh well, guess I better get my box and hole booked.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

How are you 19ish? When I were a lass...all those decades ago you were either 19 or not 19 not 19ish..things must be taught differently than back in my day...before they invented the wheel.

No..don't answer me....you would never talk to an elderly woman like me in real life...the shame might kill you.

*drops copy of 'How To Win Friends And Influence People* as she hobbles out of the door ready to wake up at 6 for her 5 mile run.

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

I know, I know, I'm a bad person

Yes, yes, you are. But you get cool points for being the first person to reply to this thread.

 

[MollyDolly]

Oh women...I've had enough of them as it is. They'll drive me to old age. Then to depression. And eventually to my grave.

Psst... we all eventually kill one another... that's half the fun of it!

 

[JammyJimmy]

TOP TIP FROM THE ELDERLY:


Your life would have been so much easier if you did this:

Thread Title: CLUB 18-30

Message: Hi. Wanna hang out?

 

[MollyDolly]

How are you 19ish? When I were a lass...all those decades ago you were either 19 or not 19 not 19ish..things must be taught differently than back in my day...before they invented the wheel.

No..don't answer me....you would never talk to an elderly woman like me in real life...the shame might kill you.

*drops copy of 'How To Win Friends And Influence People* as she hobbles out of the door ready to wake up at 6 for her 5 mile run.

*laughs* Foxy, you are wonderful and lovely and hilarious!

Yes, yes, you are. But you get cool points for being the first person to reply to this thread.

Thanks, but I've already maxed out my cool points

 

[MollyDolly]

TOP TIP FROM THE ELDERLY:

Your life would have been so much easier if you did this:

Thread Title: CLUB 18-30

Message: Hi. Wanna hang out?

*laughs* Instead all us old people showed up and crashed his party

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

How are you 19ish? When I were a lass...all those decades ago you were either 19 or not 19 not 19ish..things must be taught differently than back in my day...before they invented the wheel.

No..don't answer me....you would never talk to an elderly woman like me in real life...the shame might kill you.

*drops copy of 'How To Win Friends And Influence People* as she hobbles out of the door ready to wake up at 6 for her 5 mile run.

Well, I am 18 but I'm 19 in a matter of days so I find it really annoying saying "I'M 18 BUT I'M 19 SOON"..."19ish" saves me those precious few seconds of my life.

I'm not ageist or anything. Honest to God.

Enjoy the run.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Well, I am 18 but I'm 19 in a matter of days so I find it really annoying saying "I'M 18 BUT I'M 19 SOON"..."19ish" saves me those precious few seconds of my life.

I'm not ageist or anything. Honest to God.

Enjoy the run.

No of course you're not...and I'm 18 3/4 ish too

Oh I will...if I don't break a hip on the way up the stairs or something.

*shakes head in disbelief*


Ps...the second part of your sig I find even harder to believe than any man I've ever met about the size of his manhood...in your case...it doesn't seem humanly possible.....take it from Grandma....she knows stuff

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

Psst... we all eventually kill one another... that's half the fun of it!

TOP TIP FROM THE ELDERLY:


Your life would have been so much easier if you did this:

Thread Title: CLUB 18-30

Message: Hi. Wanna hang out?

Nah not controversial enough, squire. I probably should have done actually. I hope I'm alive by the time I go to bed.