JerseyJade
Jade
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....in Santa's lap, no less.
Who wants to write it up with poor grammar? We can start the sound files right after.
Well Santa does qualify to be an old big fat man 75+, so yeah
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....in Santa's lap, no less.
Who wants to write it up with poor grammar? We can start the sound files right after.
I'm going to make my own character since someone already picked Clair...
*dyes my hair red*
*gets stylish clothing*
I was going to get thigh-high boots, but they go up to far
(Do they make thigh-high boots for short people? )
Hey gang. I know it's not cool to quote myself, but it turns out I lied. The one in Santa's lap just has the costume sans hat.
But I was three, not six. So, even cuter.![]()
....in Santa's lap, no less.
Who wants to write it up with poor grammar? We can start the sound files right after.
I've started a bunch of threads personally. NONE of them had 3 pages of responses in them. NONE of them. Had I known all I had to do is write what the OP did, I wouldn't feel like as much of a thread-starting loser as I do know.
just sayin'...
I've started a bunch of threads personally. NONE of them had 3 pages of responses in them. NONE of them. Had I known all I had to do is write what the OP did, I wouldn't feel like as much of a thread-starting loser as I do know.
just sayin'...
Well... get busy!
Technically, he didn't get 3 pages of responses...he got hi-jacked.
Keep smiling.
Perhaps I could start the thread I've been thinking about for some time. The title's a challenge to write, but it would go something like, "Describe the sexual move you felt confident in that you KNEW would wow your sexual partner, only to discover that you were inept and embarrassed the living crap out of yourself.."
I'm just not sure it would catch on though....
Perhaps I could start the thread I've been thinking about for some time. The title's a challenge to write, but it would go something like, "Describe the sexual move you felt confident in that you KNEW would wow your sexual partner, only to discover that you were inept and embarrassed the living crap out of yourself.."
I'm just not sure it would catch on though....
What troubles me the most about all this? Is the fact that the title indicates the young wife likes old FAT men. But nowhere does the of mention the girth of said men.
When the bodybuilder was assumed as being fit.
I am having a hard time resolving this.
Yes, Amy.
These are the philosophical questions that vex me, too. That, and “what the fuck are ‘joggies?’”
Yeah.
No.
This one’s great because it’s organic. It came from The People. The twisted, weird, perverted, odd-sounding People.
Wow, looks like I missed a lot yesterday. But yes, this is the thread that keeps on going. I'm just wondering where it will go next; space, back in time, the future? Will women still be wearing joggies in the future? Was filleting more popular in Sherwood Forest, than say, in Ancient Rome? Will young, hot wives still be into old fat men when I'm 75+?![]()
I’m just trying to remember if this is the thread for boots because there’s these...
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I’m just trying to remember if this is the thread for boots because there’s these...
Yes, we mentioned them yesterday!
I love that *whistles*.
But... I can't see them on me. I really don't like shoes. I only have 2 pair. Now, mocassins... I love.
Yes, we mentioned them yesterday!
I love that *whistles*.
But... I can't see them on me. I really don't like shoes. I only have 2 pair. Now, mocassins... I love.
*peeks in* ..
Woz passin by. I 'ave no idea what this thread is supposed to be for now.![]()
*peeks in* ..
Woz passin by. I 'ave no idea what this thread is supposed to be for now.![]()
Anything remotely absurd, funny or borderline bizarre of course...![]()
Didn’t you get PLP’s memo? It’s the Lit room of requirement. It is what any of us wishes to make it. I’m hoping Tink is going to flash some more kinky boot clad leg soon, so stick around...