You write the caption, March 8th.

[HeavyStick]

A

B

C

 

[red_rose]

A - Jack and his Crack

 

[HeavyStick]

C. Rubyfruit doesn't do to well on the "Fuck the Pinata" contest.

 

[loveyamon]

A

B

C

A - " Retirement Sucks "

B - " Too drunk to fuck "

C - " I didn't mean it when I said you looked fat "

( I liked the fat kid kidnap AV )

 

[Chicklet]

c.

the largest enema bag you'll ever see

 

[Violette]

A. Damn! Are 18 wheels enough to haul THAT around?!

B. I'm gonna hurl! I'm gonna hurl!

C. I make this offering so that I may receive a booty as juicy as
J-lo's...

 

[Guest]

A ahhhhhhhhh just a little more

 

[Guest]

B.


Okay, okay, okay.
I put my left foot in, I take my left foot out?



or




I remember when I had MY first beer!

 

[just pet]

A. Crack down on crack! - bumper sticker

B. Press not a falling man too far! - Shakespeare Henry VIII

C. Man's fear of ideas is probably the greatest dyke holding back human knowledge and happiness. - Morris L. Ernst

 

[Ice Cold]

a) Ted the consumate professional gave the other diners a preview of things to come.


b) Grandpa considered the pros & cons of bending over to get his contact at the gay dance folk festival.

c) The chinese decided to try a inserting something different in their new large size fortune cookies.

 

[teddybear4play]

A. Harold deploys his foolproof "Don't talk to me" defense.

B. Everyone's still a little tenuous at the Gay Teen Revue.

C. "How do you think Dillinger will like these apples?"

TB4p

 

[ozraven]

a) USDEA begins serious crack investigation.......
b) "I can dance, I can dance, I can dance" Oh, fuck I'm pissed.
c) Damn, this dick hanging out the front fucks your balance!

 

[breakwall]

A.


The guys down at Mike's Diner had actually thrown $1.28 in change down the back of Hank's pants before he noticed.

Marge the waitress left Hank's tip on the counter for seven days before a tourist scooped it up.

 

[teddybear4play]

This one's my favorite.

TB4p

 

[Agent99]

A. Do these pants make my ass look fat?

B. Grandpa got run over by a reindeer

C. Getting ready for next week's theme: "Lit's Hairball Av week"




P.S. I love it when you post these, Heavy!