You people SUCK!!!

Little Red Riding Hood is walking down the forest path when the Big Bad Wolf jumps out in front of her, drooling, and announced, "I'm going to fuck you!"

Little Red Riding Hood reaches into her basket of goodies, pulls out a .357 Magnum, points it at him and says, "No you're not - you're going to eat me, just like it says in the story!"
 
Who swollows?

I had a girlfriend who could not get enuff of my sauce!
I just wish I could remember her name...
 
I don't swallow but I heard there is a pill out that makes mens sperm milder tasting. Its done with all natural ingredients like pineapple but much more concentrated.

I'm looking forward to trying it. :cool:
 
Oh, come on...

It all depends on the diet! If you eat a lot of red meat (which I don't) it will taste bitter. I happen to eat a LOT of vegetables. That, on top of all the chocolate chip cookies I eat, makes my cum taste sweet. Or so I've been told. (I have references, BTW.) :D
 
Re: Oh, come on...

bbkradwell said:
It all depends on the diet! If you eat a lot of red meat (which I don't) it will taste bitter. I happen to eat a LOT of vegetables. That, on top of all the chocolate chip cookies I eat, makes my cum taste sweet. Or so I've been told. (I have references, BTW.) :D

You could very well be right! :) I'm just very paranoid because I was married a long time and he was a big red meat eater. So, swallowing was something I desired because its very hot but not something I did.

I have no idea how much diet would effect the taste but from what I experienced I would say that alot of help would be neccessary... :eek: :D
 
By my calculations not for a few months now, but hey, who knows that might change very soon.


Ksmy, as usual, you crack me up.
 
zukethecuke said:
The bumper sticker says:
"Mean people suck.
Nice people swallow."

Well at least in some approximation I can be seen as nice ;)
 
REALLY nice people lick it clean, suck it dry, and buff it until it shines, or at any rate buff it until they have to lick it clean all over again.
 
zukethecuke said:
REALLY nice people lick it clean, suck it dry, and buff it until it shines, or at any rate buff it until they have to lick it clean all over again.

WHAAAAT???
 
It's the stork that brings the babies, but the swallow that prevents them.
 
Re: Re: You people SUCK!!!

JinXed said:
By my calculations not for a few months now, but hey, who knows that might change very soon.
Ksmy, as usual, you crack me up.

Awwww, JinXy, does widdle jinXy need some help wif her pwobwems? Well, I've got a tongue and a penis that might be just what the doctor ordered... (yes, I am a dirty, old man!):p
 
Lorelei_11 said:
I don't swallow but I heard there is a pill out that makes mens sperm milder tasting. Its done with all natural ingredients like pineapple but much more concentrated.

I'm looking forward to trying it. :cool:

Hey! No that's science! Will have to tell my wife about this.

:D
 
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