You Ought to be in Pictures

ShyGuy68

The Dane with a cane
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Hi Princess.

I'm a full time student myself, and hope to start work sometime after July 1st.

I'm the kind of guy that do shower daily!
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And I would never have the guts to send out a nude pic of myself at all!


ShyGuy
 
OK guys, In the have you, would you thread I offered to privately send people pictures, or have them trade with me. Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea! I recieved an email from this unregistered guy@webtv who looks really creepy. Kinda like he hasn't showered in months.
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Am I the only normal person on this site??? Please tell me y'all have decent day jobs etc. I'm a full time student.

I'm sorry, but this has kinda freaked me out! It won't stop me from coming back here though.
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Hopefully Laurel will get around to posting my pictures up soon. That will take care of it.

Thank you all for listening!
Princess
 
Howdy ya'll.
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I'm just a lil midwestern gal here. Nothing too special... (But I do shower, etc! lol) I'm 22, FT mommy, and a FT supervisor for a grocery store called "Super Saver". I'm also bisexual, an exhibitionist, and a voyeur.
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Oh yeah, and a sex addict.
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Ok, that's 2 responses. What about the rest of you? I'm still not over the anti shower guy, Tiggs. <shudders> I won't give away his name...just be warned......

Oh, BTW..Thanks Laurel for the Sexual role playing BB. I think we are all having a blast! :)
 
All in favor of showering on this end! At least once a day.(more if there are any willing water loving females that wanna get wet with me)
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I am a normal
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39 year old male..exhibitionist and voyeur and sex addict....Wow I sound like a male version of Tiggs...
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'cept for the bisexual part. As proof of the shower claim I will shower with or in the presence of any female. Just let me know...actually my pics are the proof..but my offer is still good!
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Tim
 
p-princess

geez, how totally freeky.. sooo sorry that happened!! I promise you I shower, often! I am a 22 year old, female 3/4 to full time student (depending on coarse load), plus I have a 1/2 to 3/4 time (?) day job in a doctor's office. additionally I have hobbies eg: athletic events (races and stuff), music, herbs, and writing/reading (espescially erotica!).

It wasn't until just a few days ago that I took my very first erotic picture, and (don't have a scanner yet anyway but...) am still debating sending it in!

If you e mail me though I will tell you exactly what I look like if you will tell me what you look like!
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hope that helped at least a little!! (or at least that I didn't make things worse??)

~Jade
 
Hi phantom,

Merlin here. That sounds terrible. I'm sorry some slime did that to you. I can't speak for anyone other than myself on here, but I do shower everyday.

Ickkk!! I can't imagine not showering everyday....

I hold a full time job as a geological engineer. I'm early 40s, have a beautiful girlfriend that I'm engaged to (just a few more months. Yahoo!!!), consider myself a very normal person who just happened upon this site several months ago. I enjoy the topics and banter. from a huge family with 6 brothers and sisters. endless numbers of nieces and nephew. grew up in a small town, but moved to califoria to make a living.

I would never exchange nude pictures on the net, as that is just not my style. (too shy for that). So i would just advise you to be careful in giving to much information out about yourself on the net. There are a lot of creeps out there......

Anyways, i hope you keep visiting and please don't hold my being from California against me. I'm not from and will only be here a while longer. Cheers
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[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-07-2000).]
 
Damn those 500 errors. damn them......damn them.....damn them.....their enough to drive one to drink..........

[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 05-01-2000).]
 
I think that wherever you go there wil always be freaky people especially though the internet which offers anonimity. For the most part though I think most of us are normal... Ok well maybe i should just speak for myself. I consider myself to be normal. I am a 24 yr old woman just finishing up my bachelors in Psychology, work in youth corrections, and have a home based buisness. And if it makes you feel any better I met a great man through the net that I have visited twice with wonderful results. Just be cautious.
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oh yeah and i shower frequently... scared someone would read into the fact that i didn't include that before... LOL

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I can sympathize with your experience. I posted a story with a few pics of my lovely wife (properly edited) in the illustrated section. Next thing I know, I get an Email from a guy wanting to know exactly where I live and my phone number so he can meet her. All in all, well better than 95% of the people seem to be normal but discretion is always best. I have "met" people on the net who swap pics back and forth and show good courtesy and respect for privacy.

As for myself, I guess you would call me normal - married almost twenty years, two kids, good job and way too much education for my own good. So being able to enjoy a healthy sense of fun and perspective about sex and fantasy is not mutually exclusive with living on Respectable Street or willingness to shower regularly.
 
Hi Phantom! I, too, had the less than delightful experience of opening an email and finding an unsolicited photograph of the um, er, well, ahem, semi-erect portion of a male personage's anatomy. if you get my drift.
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Me, normal? Possibly. Employed fulltime, finishing a master's degree, doing lots of volunteer work. And prefer to shower twice a day - once to wake up, once to relax before bed.
 
So who's normal? I like to shower, but I'm ugly. I'm unemployed (it's a seasonal thing for skibums), but I have an MA degree. I'm married, but I hang out on an erotica BB. I want to be a teacher, but I like to write dirty stories. I like to look at nude pictures, but I'd never send any.

So maybe I am normal!
 
Ok, I consider all responses normal so far. I just wanted to check that y'all weren't so intently glued to literotica 24/7. It's been a time consuming habit for me lately, but I'm not an addict! I think I am finally over the scary guy.
What's funny is that I get email from people who I don't see post here, and none from people who post often.

More about me - I'm a full time bi female college undergrad student, President of my Co-ED Fraternity, I design web pages, love kids, and love to take pictures. I have a healthier than average sexual appetite. My guilty pleasures on this site are the GM and IN stories. I'm having so much fun on our roleplaying BB. I live in NYC at home, and Oswego, NY at school. I'm of age to everything possible, so no worrying about imbibing here. I can't wait until my semester is over in 2 weeks!!! Summer!!
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Thank you for all the responses. My web page: Http://www.geocities.com/shazsexy69
Please visit!
 
Normal? I wouldn't say I am normal...but I fit in with the general population.
I am 35 male, married, 2 kids, shower daily (I need something to wake me up in the morning). I have a very active sexual imagination (unfortunately, it is not shared by my wife).

And I will send you a normal pic of myself, P. Princess...you have but to ask.
 
Well i think of myself as normal. I am a 26 yr old male. My job is an air traffic controller in the military. Oh and yes, i shower everyday also. I dont think i could send an erotic pic of myself to someone over the net, especially if it showed my face. I am way to shy to do that, but I do respect the people that can. I guess you just gotta roll the dice when you trade pics with someone online, and sometimes you will roll craps.
 
Normal??? That might be too strong a word for me.

Well, I hold a fulltime job as an export consultant, and designated CCN (company computer nerd)
Let's see. Single, 25 yrs old. And an undying lust for life
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Spends most of my free time with a music instrument and a digital recorder. It's where my heart is.
I don't have any nude pictures of myself. But I guess it could be arranged. heehee
I am know to have done some pretty outragious things. And I guess I sometimes still do. Effectivly killed my "normal" rep, yrs ago.
Oh, and I DO shower every day.
 
Hey Princess ....
1. Showered three hours ago
2. That keeps up my lifetime average of 5.345 showers per week over 27 adult years ...
3. Number of obscene unsolicited photos I have emailed to women on the Iterotica list -er, I admit it - nil!
4. Normality level? Well, apart from the fact I am reading the BB when I should be reading a couple of legal agreements as part of my job running a sports web publishing business .... normalcy level is sadly rather high!
 
Hi PhantomPrincess..

yep I am another one of the normal people here.. shower twice daily, full time employed (customer services in telecommunications) 24, single, straight.
I too have sent people pics of me.. and didn't appreciate the guy who kept on sending me close up pics of himself urinating. not my beverage of choice. there are creeps... and there are the good guys. I prefer to trade pics of me for erotic stories.. and only my clothed pics have my face in them
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Firesprite
 
Hiya, PhantomPrincess! I'd like to say that I shower every day, at least once. There are times when a second shower is just a necessity!

As far as normal, I'm a full-time student at the University of Calgary doing a B.A. in Ancient and Medieval History. I know, that's a number of strikes against me, but it's as close as a student can come, isn't it? I work part time at a local grocery store as a cashier, and if it weren't for the fact that they let me get away with a lot of wacky stuff, maybe I could claim that as my normal streak.

As for pics, I've exchanged a few, but want a digital camera to make it easier! Still, I feel for ya, and that *shivers* bad experience. Hope you can forgive guys as a gender. Some of us are great!
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Fox
 
Is this the place where we are all supposed to expose ourselves in an inane attempt to portray a facade of normalcy?

Mmmmmkay.

(But just remember YOU asked.)

I am 29-years-old; was born, raised and currently reside in Southern California (a true and PROUD California Girl thru and thru <glances over at Merlin> ); am married to a musician/guitarist (sympathy always welcome); have negative 2.5 kids; work full-time as a top exec for a manufacturing company; graduated "Summa Cum Loudly" from Xavier University (in Cincinnati, OH) with a degree in Business Admin/Marketing and a 4.0 GPA every sememster (fluke?...they still haven't been able to prove it, da bastards); played lead guitar for an all-boy (well...'cept me, of course) cover band in college (we called ourselves "The Knights Who Say Nee"); lived in Loo-uh-vuhl, KY (the state) for 6 years (not by choice, but fortunately managed to escape without serious damage to my dialect and without marrying my brother/cousin/sister/dog/etc.); did some modeling as a teen but had a bad experience and was turned off to the bizness as a whole (plus, I was told that I'd never be a "successful" model becuz of my petite 5'4" height); am a cunning (self-proclaimed) card and pool shark ("Ummm...so I'm s'posed to the hit the pretty white one first, right?" <feined look of confusion> ); my most favoritist thing...ok, my 2nd most favorite thing to do is sing (have a range anywhere from raspy/throaty Melissa Etheridge to the vocal intricacies of Mariah Carey--but without those pitches that only dogs can hear--eek!); <wonders if this would be considered a run-on sentence>; love playing basketball and tennis (ok...so maybe I just like getting to wear those cute, little tennis skirts *teehee*...sue me, I'm a girl); have only traded pics with a couple people on here, but haven't had a problem (yet) <aside: so sorry phantom...*frowns*>; and, like Kevin Spacey's character in "American Beauty," my shower is DEFINITELY the highlight of my day! <wink>

I'm sorry...

What was the question again?
 
Princess...You go to Oswego!?!?! God...my ex girlfriend from New Jersey went there! I'm from Texas and had never heard of it till then. Bad bad memories! Okay...I have a grip now. Other wise I am totally normal. A 34 SWM professional in the e-commerce industry. By the way...I loved your pics!!
 
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<feels someone glaring at him. Oh, its you LL>

I humbly apologize to you. I meant nothing personal to you or all of the wonderful Californians I have met on here. I have roots in California as my mother grew up in southern California during the war, met my dad (a sailor) <no smart ass remarks here, LL
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, she is my mother>, and then left the state to grow up on a ranch until I was 12 when we moved to the city. <Bite your tongue, LL, I said no smart ass comments. I can just see you wanting to say something
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I love California, but sometimes they do things that I can't believe. Like Born Again VIRGINS... come on, give me a break.....


Am I forgiven, LL? < hoping for one of her sweet smiles to make him feel better> Please???? I'll do anything you want if you forgive me>>>>>
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Phantom... nice pussy <smashes self on back of head> Oh hang on that was the interactive story oh thankyou Laurel! ah where was I

Oh yeah I have a head pic in member profiles but have you got full body scanned or something? Maybe I can use the web cam to do it but who holds it (I mean the camera)

I'm a full time student/working in a kitchen 3 nights a week/going to church on sundays. Oh well I tried to be normal... didn't quite last long enough though
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PS Screw being normal! 'normal' would mean we are not visiting here, why waste a good life?
 
LMAO, LL (again, ouch!)

PP,

I am self-educated seeker of the truth (although I do have BA is Asian Studies from the U. of Maryland and some Graduate work). Only had a 3.5 GPA so bested by LL once again, oh shit...oh dear.

I am a retired military officer (who had a very "unorthodox" career") with strong inclinations towards Libertarianism and possessing latent "Hippie" tendancies.

Was born in Bakersfield and raised in Santa Maria, CA, by a kind and gentle mother who taught me to respect all people (That does include women, doesn't it?)
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The dichotomy of my life will attest: I avoid "normalcy" like the plague!

I would be willing to share my picture, but why would anyone be interested? I have deep blue eyes, with extremely long lashes and a shit-eating grin. What else do you need to know?
 
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